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Sam Thul

@samthul.bsky.social
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Cybersecurity engineer by day. Retro games, Amiga, art, music, writing & assorted web debris by night. Building my own little corner of the old web: samthul.com Pool Saga: samthul.com/pages/floppy-files/pool…

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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 2h
From my Pool of Radiance playthrough: We cleared out a graveyard full of undead and returned to Town Hall for our reward. The clerk awarded us one experience point. One. FUCKING. XP. Thanks for recognizing our service. samthul.com/pages/floppy... #RetroGaming #DnD
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 8h
I played a 1988 D&D game and kept a death ledger. Favorite entry: "The vampire charmed Mara. She murdered the entire party, then herself. Extremely efficient." 22 party wipes. 18 episodes. I wrote the whole stupid adventure down. samthul.com/pages/floppy... #RetroGaming
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 19h
“Stop! Nobody sees the Baron without permission!” “Oh. Can I have permission?” “You need to get permission from the Baron.” “So can I see him to get permission to see him?” “Well, nobody can see the Baron.” “I see we are at an impasse.” #QuestForGlory #RetroGaming
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
From my Police Quest playthrough: Then I called Fudley. Fudley. I knew that name. The shower. That was him. The naked man. How many times had I done this? What kind of man was I? Had I dark urges that had yet to surface? I hung up the phone. samthul.com/pages/floppy... #RetroGaming
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I started another stupid fucking project. Questionable Authority is my Police Quest playthrough, told by Sonny Bonds himself: bad decisions, Sierra logic and way too much confidence. One badge. Several crimes. Very little oversight. samthul.com/pages/floppy... #RetroGaming #PoliceQuest #Sierra
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not far away, I met a pretty hot centaur selling produce, so naturally I tried the old Brundy charm. “Hey there, sexy! Nice, um… legs!” “Hi!” “So, you selling fruit?” “Yes! Ten apples for one silver!” And that’s how I bought ten apples. #QuestForGlory #RetroGaming #DOSGaming #GamingHumor
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New project: GLORYBOUND. I’m playing all 5 Quest for Glory games, starting with the 1989 EGA original, and carrying the same thief through the whole series. Episode 1 + rules: samthul.com/pages/floppy... #QuestForGlory #RetroGaming #CRPG #AdventureGames #DOSGaming
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We walked into a room with a Medusa. Merrick: “DON’T LOOK AT ITS BOOBS!” Lucian: “It is her eyes you’re supposed to avoid.” “I panicked!” The Pools Saga: my 18-episode journal of playing the 1988 DOS D&D game Pool of Radiance. samthul.com
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes context is optional.
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We found an item called: “25 Dust Covered Bootss” Bootss. With two S’s. “Hey, Aldren.” “Yeah?” “What’s a bootss?” “A what?” “A BOOTSS.” “Merrick, what the everloving fuck are you talking about?” Pool of Radiance, 1988. #RetroGaming
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I fucking finished Pool of Radiance. 18 episodes of a 1988 AD&D game became The Pools Saga: hand-drawn maps, dice decisions, party wipes, and four assholes I somehow ended up caring about. Start at Episode 1: samthul.com/pages/floppy...
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I finally fucking finished Pool of Radiance. 18 episodes of hand-mapped DOS D&D, dumb decisions, party wipes, and four idiots becoming characters I actually cared about. Start here: samthul.com/pages/floppy... #RetroGaming #DnD #DOSGaming
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Apparently a bunch of you are visiting The Pools Saga page and then leaving without reading a single episode. What the fuck. 😂 At least read Episode 1 before you shatter my tiny retro-gaming heart. samthul.com/pages/floppy... #RetroGaming #CRPG
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's time for more 'As The Pool Turns'... We asked Ohlo for a little more money. He responded with approximately a fuckton of enemies. Lucian panicked, cast Sleep on himself, then got shot with an arrow. Everybody died. Negotiations went well. #dosgaming #retrogaming #crpg #dnd #retro #dos
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wanted to log my playthrough of the SSI Pools saga, starting with Pool of Radiance (1988). A month later: 75,191 words, and this stupid thing is basically becoming accidental LitRPG. Come read and yell at the party. samthul.com/pages/floppy... #LitRPG
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve been playing Pool of Radiance (1988) and writing the whole stupid adventure up as I go. Episode 17 is up: pirates, a diplomatic mission gone to hell, a fort full of corpses, and Merrick dying. Again. samthul.com/pages/floppy... #Retrogaming #DOSGaming
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Episode 7. We met a spectre. Every time this asshole touched somebody, they lost TWO LEVELS. He didn’t just kill the party. He erased their fucking résumés. Fuck ghosts. samthul.com/pages/floppy... #DOSGaming #CRPG #RetroGaming #retro #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #indieweb
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Uninvited on the Amiga 500 may still be my greatest gaming memory. As a kid I beat it with graph paper, handwritten notes, no internet, walkthroughs or saves. I still remember the dead spider, the occultist, the hidden attic, and being able to pick up fucking everything. What's your gaming memory?
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Random share for all my #dungeonsanddragons #dnd peeps out there!
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've been turning samthul.com into the kind of website I miss. A webring. A guestbook. The Floppy Files. Old-ass GIFs. Static pages. No algorithm deciding what I see next. Just my little corner of the old web, where I post fuck all. Fuck yeah! Stop by! #OldWeb #RetroComputing #retroweb #fuckyeah
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My party launched one last Hail Mary assault. And then - Nothing. No trolls. No boars. No extra fucking wave. Aldren had 1 HP left, but all four were still standing. They fucking did it. That’s how it goes in Pool of Radiance, an RPG from 1988. #retrogaming #dungeonsanddragons #rpg #litrpg
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Been playing the 1988 DOS version of Pool of Radiance. Finally reached Tyranthraxus, Lord of Phlan. Big dramatic showdown. Ancient evil. Final-boss energy. Merrick killed him with a fucking rock. Not a magic sword. Not a Fireball. A rock. I love old games.
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How's it going? Well, we made it back to the kobold king, survived the trolls, the war boars and his stupid ass ballista, got the little bastards to surrender… …and then the game immediately started another fight and made all my characters dead. 1988 did not give a shit about your feelings. 🤣
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I finally added Art Fucking Bell to the Digital Attic. Late-night radio, UFOs, ghosts, Area 51, Mel’s Hole, terrified callers, and a voice that could make the whole world feel weird at 2AM. If you remember, you remember. samthul.com/pages/digita...
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Back into the kobold king’s cave we go. Still playing Pool of Radiance like it’s 1988, bad decisions and all. Before we kicked the door in again, Aldren apparently decided this was his Goonies moment. Episode 14: samthul.com/pages/floppy...
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ve been playing Pool of Radiance, a 1988 D&D computer RPG, the old-fashioned way: graph paper, no walkthrough, no save-scumming, and a dice roll when my party disagrees. We beat 4 trolls and a kobold army. Then came 100 more kobolds. And 5 fucking boars. We died. samthul.com/pages/floppy...
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m playing Pool of Radiance, a 1988 DOS RPG. A bug left our Fighter completely unable to move. Resting did nothing. Dispel Magic did nothing. So Lucian raised both hands, formed a series of intricate symbols in the air, and cast the ancient spell known as File Explorer. It worked.
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m playing Pool of Radiance, a 1988 DOS RPG, and finally found the vampire controlling the graveyard. He charmed my cleric. She paralyzed the entire party, murdered them one by one, then killed herself. We reloaded. Again. Nobody is making fucking eye contact this time. #DOSGaming #RetroGaming
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lucian finally used the Fireball scroll. Fire. Fucking everywhere. The local orc population entered a sudden and dramatic decline. Merrick: “You could do that THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME?” Lucian: “I was saving it.” Merrick: “For WHAT? Our fucking funerals?” #RetroGaming samthul.com/pages/floppy...
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Playing Pool of Radiance with a Decision Die because we can’t be trusted to make our own choices. We found an elf’s skeleton in Sokal Keep. The die decided Mara should smash it. Mara smashed it. Archaeology was briefly attempted. #DOSGaming
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There was something magical about listening to Art Bell in the middle of the night. No video. Just Art, some lunatic calling from the darkness, and your imagination filling in the rest. Man, I miss the past. samthul.com/pages/digita...
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Merrick got poisoned by a giant scorpion and died. We discovered resurrection costs 5,500 gold, pooled nearly everything we owned, and brought the bastard back. Merrick opened his eyes. “You should have left me dead.” Pool of Radiance, 1988. samthul.com/pages/floppy...
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Playing Pool of Radiance, a 1988 AD&D DOS RPG, with four humans, random alignments & no rerolls. We asked Ohlo for more money. He responded with approximately a fuckton of enemies. Lucian panicked, cast Sleep on himself, then got shot with an arrow. Everybody died. Negotiations went well.
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We went looking for Norris. Mara paralyzed him, Lucian put his men to sleep, and Merrick murdered him with a fucking sling. Then we got paid, found a secret hideout, and were promptly murdered by ghouls. Pool of Radiance is going great. 😛 samthul.com/pages/floppy...
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We spent 5,500 gold bringing Merrick back from the dead. He woke up, learned how much we’d spent, stared at everyone for a few seconds and said: “You should have left me dead.” The Pools Saga continues. samthul.com/pages/floppy...
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Aldren stood over the corpse, grinning. “I did it!” Mara yawned. “Lucian could’ve cast Sleep and stabbed him.” “But... I did it?” “Meh. No one cares,” Merrick said, searching the corpse. Aldren lost his smile. samthul.com/pages/floppy...
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Merrick killed a ten-foot ogre chieftain with a rock. Thief gameplay is going extremely well. 😛
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The guestbook on samthul.com is sitting there looking suspiciously underused. Go sign the damn thing. Leave a message, insult my HTML, tell me what game I should play next. Whatever. samthul.com/pages/guestb...
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A tip (and just the tip)… Want to stop biting your fingernails? Get your fingers tattooed. Turns out you care a whole lot more about how your hands look afterwards! 😂
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And THIS is why we can’t go anywhere.
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Uninvited on the Amiga 500 may still be my greatest gaming memory. As a kid I beat it with graph paper, handwritten notes, no internet, walkthroughs or saves. I still remember the dead spider, the occultist, the hidden attic, and being able to pick up fucking everything. What's your gaming memory?
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Turns out unconscious orcs make excellent tactical furniture. 😂
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Episode 8 of The Pools Saga is live. Merrick got poisoned by a giant scorpion, died for real, and cost us 5,500 gold to resurrect. His response? “You should have left me dead.” samthul.com/pages/floppy...
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So. That’s a lot of fucking goblins. Pool of Radiance — Episode 2: samthul.com/pages/floppy... What could possibly go wrong?
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Unpopular Amiga opinion: fuck Rick Dangerous. 😂 Hated it as a kid. Hate it even more 35 years later. It’s a memory test disguised as a platformer. There’s no room to creatively solve a problem—you either remember the trap or die. 35 years later, I still say fuck this game. 😂 #Amiga #RetroGaming
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
An old man gave us a quest and told Aldren the password was “Ohlo.” Aldren immediately repeated: “Ohlo.” Everyone stared at him. “Not now, you moron. When you get to the Rope Guild.” Our leader, ladies and gentlemen. #PoolOfRadiance #GoldBox #DOSGaming #CRPG #DnD
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ah, yes, the boss key! This was my fav from LSL 😅
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Episode 7. We met a spectre. Every time this asshole touched somebody, they lost TWO LEVELS. He didn’t just kill the party. He erased their fucking résumés. Fuck ghosts. samthul.com/pages/floppy... #DOSGaming #CRPG #RetroGaming #retro #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #indieweb
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I remember playing Barbarian on my family’s Amiga 500 — otherwise known as the greatest computer that ever lived. You could cut your opponent’s fucking head off. That’s it. That’s all I needed as a kid. 10/10. Decapitation. 😂 #Amiga #Amiga500 #Barbarian #RetroGaming #80sGaming #RetroGames
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Sam Thul @samthul.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My teen years were amazing. Hiking through the woods at night, mountain parties, staying out way too late, and this fucking show right here. Wanna know why everyone my age is a little messed up? We had TV like Sifl and Olly. #SiflAndOlly #90sTV #90sKids #MTV #RetroTV #90sNostalgia
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