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Sam Thielman | Graphic novels at NYT Book Review, seen NYer, Flaming Hydra, foreverwars.ghost.io | he/him | DC COMICS: THE STORY OF A UNIVERSE w/Sean Howe forthcoming | I know I can come off a little proactive, and for that I’m sorry.

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sam @samthielman.com · 17h
Fastest block I’ve ever hit
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I happen to also oppose the death penalty, in my own culture.
But there are, and have been, many thousands of human cultures.
Some of them have norms involving the payment of a life with a life.
Labeling every one of those traditions and value systems as "sick" is NOTHING MORE THAN COLONIALISM.
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sam @samthielman.com · 29/09/2026
early career Alex Ross using his cachet to become insane yellow Bob Kane Batman Alex Ross is such a baller move
a lovely Rockwell-esque cover from Kurt Busiek and Ross's Marvelsan insane variant cover to Batman 900 where a bunch of tiny little villains are being menaced by an enormous uncanny pseudophotorealistic Bob Kane Batman. the main color being used is yellow
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sam @samthielman.com · 29/09/2026
Sun Tzu
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sam @samthielman.com · 29/09/2026
science has long said it is impossible to be both a pig and a worm. well,
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If you happen to know who this Cornell
"Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy
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Let's see if anyone has the "balls" to name this Jane Doe so we can all evaluate her veracity, and that of her lawyers, since her lawsuit didn't hesitate to name & shame 7 of her peers as gan...Michael Trac... * @mtracey
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Congratulations to the Daily Beast for totally EXPOSING this day laborer from the Bronx who had the audacity to allegedly post a joke video about Nancy Pelosi on Facebook. Maybe you'll ruin his life! This is TRUE JOURNALISM in the public interest x.com/NoahShachtman/...
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sam @samthielman.com · 29/09/2026
Got onto the fire escape briefly, licked a bird poop, ran back in, wolfed down some kibble, yelled, threw up, took a nap. A rich, full day
My cat in her window
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sam @samthielman.com · 29/09/2026
big Tom Gauld fan over here
My cat with several Tom Gauld collections. There’s an Ed Steed under there, too, I think
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sam @samthielman.com · 29/09/2026
dean of American studies
Jon Polito in Miller’s Crossing
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sam @samthielman.com · 28/09/2026
Obligatory
Mary Poppins about to fuck up the Antichrist in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
@mobiusstripper.bsky.social@mobiusstripper.bsky.social
Finally, we're getting the darker and grittier version of Mary Poppins. I'd like to see you claim Hollywood is out of ideas now!
avclub.com
A darker Mary Poppins TV series is in the works
A darker Mary Poppins TV series is in the works
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sam @samthielman.com · 27/09/2026
when you have bad intentions
My cat loafed up with her ears back
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sam @samthielman.com · 27/09/2026
Real embarrassment of riches here
Some goofballsSome even weirder-looking guysAll of these men could be in the same police lineup for the same crime
Radley Balko@radleybalko.bsky.social
“Muscular Christianity” means that when when you’re glazing the serial predator president who deports refugee children, executes fishermen, and builds idols to himself, you TYPE REALLY HARD.
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sam @samthielman.com · 26/09/2026
when the cardboard recycling is full
My cat on a cardboard palette that once held seltzer
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sam @samthielman.com · 24/09/2026
what in the acid-washed jeans is going on here
A “risograph” style template from this awful AI comics company
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sam @samthielman.com · 24/09/2026
My cat curled up in a ball with a paw over her face
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sam @samthielman.com · 24/09/2026
The Sandwich Enjoyer has logged on
A big Italian sandwich from Pisillo. It is on a huge loaf of focaccia Cross-section of sandwich. Smoked mozzarella, arugula, speck. Truffle oil invisible but present
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sam @samthielman.com · 24/09/2026
Steve Inskeep doing a long interview with Tucker Carlson entitled "Tucker Carlson has reconsidered Trump. And quite a bit else"Andy Daly looking at the camera over his glasses with the phone number 555-COME-ON-NOW underneath
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sam @samthielman.com · 24/09/2026
here’s my face
Picture of me wearing my “The Govermet Is Not You’re Freind” shirt
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sam @samthielman.com · 24/09/2026
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sam @samthielman.com · 23/09/2026
Cannot look at this poster without hearing "Paul, you is a warewilf," surely it's not just me
the poster for Robbert Eggers' "Werwulf." the tagline is "devoureth all mankynde."
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sam @samthielman.com · 22/09/2026
assuming you get a lot of positive attention from important people? do they pay you money to come tell the future and stuff?
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sam @samthielman.com · 22/09/2026
Jeremiah what's it like to be right about everything? is it like super satisfying? like a thing where everyone loves you?
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sam @samthielman.com · 22/09/2026
just gave up and arted our forthcoming Forever Wars post with this:
Rembrandt van Rijn's "Jeremiah Lamenting the Destruction of Jerusalem" (ca. 1630)
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sam @samthielman.com · 22/09/2026
rorschach looking down at a guy who's about to have a bad time
Politico@politico.com
Sen. Jon Husted: Iran war ‘needs to come to an end as quickly as possible’
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Sen. Jon Husted: Iran war ‘needs to come to an end as quickly as possible’
His comments follow Senate candidates Ashley Hinson and Mike Rogers breaking from Trump on the conflict, as GOP panic grows over high prices.
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sam @samthielman.com · 21/09/2026
smashing her face against the pickle to absorb its mystical energies
My cat pressing a pickle-shaped catnip pillow against her foreheadNow she is squeezing it tighter. She has an orange and brown coat with white belly and pawsWith both paws, she squooshes the pillow against her noggin. Her ears are back. She relaxes. The pickle’s powers have been fully transferred
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sam @samthielman.com · 21/09/2026
Comics are good
Three panels from The Power Fantasy no. 8 by Kieron Gillen and Caspar Wijngaard
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sam @samthielman.com · 19/09/2026
solicitation text for the Swamnibus via Bleeding Cool: bleedingcool.com/comics/dc-co...
Swamp Thing by Alan Moore Omnibus
(W) Alan Moore and others (A) Stephen R. Bissette, John Totleben, Rick Veitch, and others
Covers: Stephen R. Bissette When Alan Moore (Watchmen, V for Vendetta) took over Swamp Thing, the world of comics was forever changed. Joined by groundbreaking artists, these are the stories that forever defined the character, introduced the world to John Constantine and the Green, and pushed the boundaries of what was possible within the medium. From horror to fantasy, romance to science fiction, discover what it means to truly be alive. Collects The Saga of the Swamp Thing (1982) #16-30, Swamp Thing (1984) #31-64 and Annual (1984) #2; DC Comics Presents (1978) #85; John Constantine, Hellblazer #1-3; and pages from DC Sampler #2-3; Crisis on Infinite Earths #4; and The New Teen Titans (1984) #18 and #22, along with Moore's original proposal for the lost event Twilight of the Superheroes and the surviving pages from Len Wein and Bernie Wrightson's Swamp Thing: Déjà Vu (set in the aftermath of Moore's run). With new essays by Bissette and Veitch, along with never
before seen original artwork, pencils, scripts, and more! 1600 pgs • $175.00, On Sale July 6, 2027
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sam @samthielman.com · 19/09/2026
*gasp*
the complete alan moore swamp thing, as solicited for December by DC Comics
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sam @samthielman.com · 17/09/2026
cat
my cat, asleep on some blue sheets
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sam @samthielman.com · 17/09/2026
they were very subtle about it, but if you looked closely you could see the signs
A bunch of creeps at the RNC holding up “Mass Deportation Now” signs
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social
Florida GOP Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar to Trump: "Mr. President, some of your immigration enforcement efforts have gone too far ... The same Hispanics who helped you get to the White House in 2024 feel betrayed today"
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sam @samthielman.com · 16/09/2026
Here’s me
One of the Chair People from Rick and Morty
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sam @samthielman.com · 16/09/2026
from the “Aella’s birthday gangbang” writeup: “Men who weren't participating got to hang out in the main space or in a hot tub, where at least some networking occurred - I heard one man say ‘I didn't expect to meet another YC founder here’. We also had an array of food and a small array of board games, though I don't think any of the board games actually got used.”
Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social
I know it may seem cruel, but it is time: the normies have to be told about Aella, before it’s too late for democracy. I wish I was making a joke.
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sam @samthielman.com · 15/09/2026
sounds hilarious
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sam @samthielman.com · 15/09/2026
everybody focuses on the first panel but the windows breaking in the third panel, and the transition from the New York clock in the second panel to the moon in the New York sky, are just incredible
Watchmen #11 p. 27, "I did it 35 minutes ago"
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sam @samthielman.com · 15/09/2026
Neil Gaiman and Mark Buckingham
Page from Miracleman 19
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sam @samthielman.com · 15/09/2026
when you are exhausted from a busy night of galloping and screaming
a cat snoozing on some blue sheets
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sam @samthielman.com · 12/09/2026
guy’s here to fix the cable
A very pretty kitten with a pink collar and one white eye, one yellow, on the sidewalk next to a coaxial cable
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sam @samthielman.com · 12/09/2026
anyway a good Caturday to you
My cat, looking very happy about having her ears rubbed
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sam @samthielman.com · 12/09/2026
A page from Ghost World by Daniel Clowes in which Josh, the girls’ crush, perfectly diagnoses what’s wrong with the horrible guy who keeps trying to shock Enid and Rebecca into dating him
Luke O'Neil@lukeoneil47.bsky.social
Come on man. This shit is gonna get me to start hose posting. Did they have seafood in Maine?
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sam @samthielman.com · 11/09/2026
my guy is practically giving these mattresses away
Local turd David Maloney
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sam @samthielman.com · 11/09/2026
Bro is trying to honeypot JD Vance
David Maloney looking like a cheap couch
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sam @samthielman.com · 11/09/2026
The Nazis heard about Maria von Trapp making uniforms out of the curtains and were like what a great idea
Pennsylvania idiot David Maloney wearing a blazer that looks like tacky curtains
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sam @samthielman.com · 11/09/2026
Going out for some mini muffins
A plate of mini muffins next to a sign reading “In remembrance of those we lost on 9/11
the hotel will provide complimentary coffee and mini muffins from 8:45 - 9:15am.”
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sam @samthielman.com · 10/09/2026
Always sunny title card reading "The Effective Altruism Crowd Confronts the Apocalypse"
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sam @samthielman.com · 10/09/2026
A Parable of the Internet
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D Fighter
Bluesky Elder v grateful for the "remove reposts from feeds" button, now if we could
get a "remove follower" button I would be very grateful
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Auntie Po'kchop @auntiepokchop.bsky.social • 8m
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• Joined Nov '24 I'm not down with that. Why should an any one account holder be
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sam @samthielman.com • 6m
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© Bluesky Elder because I don't want to be followed by people who only want to argue with me about stuff they don't understand and aren't interested in
learning about
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Auntie Po'kchop @auntiepokchop.bsky.social • 3m
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Then block them. You have that already.
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Auntie Po'kchop @auntiepokchop.bsky.social • 2m
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Joined Nov '24 Build your echo chamber brand however you want, but social media isn't about your silence. It's a conversation, one that will happen with or
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can you guess what will happen next
12:23 PM • Sep 10, 2026
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sam @samthielman.com · 09/09/2026
windows update
My cat sitting in her window, looking at the camera
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sam @samthielman.com · 08/09/2026
this is A. outrageous and despicable behavior by the worst people alive and B. appears to be merely incidental news in a giant breakthrough in mathematics cims.nyu.edu/~tristanb/st...
Two proposals were offered to me. The first was that we post our Euler result, and that OpenAI post its Navier-Stokes result the next day. The second was that, after posting Euler, I alone write a paper presenting the Navier-Stokes result, acknowledging that an internal OpenAI model had resolved it. Sebastien twice asserted that he wanted Levent removed from authorship, and said it would all be simple if only it were not the case that, and it was so annoying that, Levent works at Anthropic. It was also said that if OpenAI posted after us, they would say that we deserved the Clay Prize, and that we were the "closest
humans to the problem". I declined both offers. I said that if OpenAI released its result in the way proposed I would go public with what happened. The reply was, "Why would you ruin your career?" I replied that I am an academic, and asked why he thought going public would ruin my career. The reply was, "If you don't want me to be nice, then I don't
have to be nice." Some time later Levent received a text proposing that he and Sebastien speak one on one, saying, "I don't know if Tristan is being fully rational right now." Levent declined and said conversations should be with me. Sebastien sent
a follow-up email that night requesting to speak with me on Monday, September
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sam @samthielman.com · 08/09/2026
If you look closely you can see some clues to the character’s religious influences
A page from daredevil with a nun holding a guy (daredevil) in a pieta pose
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sam @samthielman.com · 07/09/2026
so happy with her pickle she’s upside down about it
My torbie cat playing with a catnip pillow shaped like a pickle. She is lying sort-of on her back on a gray fabric box she has scratched pretty extensively. Some shelves with books and boxes on them can be seen in the background. She’s very happy
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sam @samthielman.com · 07/09/2026
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Every news story is now "State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under
12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were 'blindsided.""
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The Rooster@rooster.info
BREAKING: Multiple sources tell The Rooster that Dr. Amy Acton’s attacker is Patrick Havas, the brother of Andrew Havas, the pedophile lobbyist who resigned in disgrace from the Husted campaign in July.
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sam @samthielman.com · 06/09/2026
fondly remembering Darth Vader going through these guys like cheap socks
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sam @samthielman.com · 05/09/2026
local small business owner
A cat outside a hardware storeThe same cat, flopped on the concrete
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