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samsontol.bsky.social

@samsontol.bsky.social
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Chef, chess player, chocolate lover. And those are just the ch's.

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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Mama turkey and seven babies in my back forty. Definitely dinosaurs.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Egalite sounds better than deuce
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Was asked by a certain gift giver what full skeletal fossil replica I would want. I said eryops. Would look great in several rooms.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
To make taxing wealth simple. Government will estimate wealth (slight underestimating ok). If person doesn't accept then audit to be done.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
War of choice -check Inflation is a choice-check Global recession as a choice -coming soon Amazing what stupidity surrounded by incompetence can accomplish.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
As preschoolers mom taught us numbers, letters, telling time, tying shoes. It was called Shakespeare school. I've celebrated Shakespeare day recently with morels from my yard. Was a day late today but just enjoyed sautéed morels with a glass of wine. No dinner needed.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Trump's Iran war and gerrymandering war equally well thought out. Moron.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I was asked today if I've taken any specific action because of a song. My first thought was I've avoided frangipani perfume since hearing Shopping For Girls. But my answer was the right question is what do you learn from music? The full spectrum of human nature.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
RIP Asha... Learned to do running man to Brimful of Asha
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Over/under Taco Tuesday to reverse blockade.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I have come to accept that my aphantasia is not universal and most people can picture things with their eyes closed. Now I'm told it goes for hearing and smells as well. Not believing yet.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Watching Sindarov is like seeing polls for November. Has to hold right?
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Battle of Kadesh redux tonight. Glorious retreat praised by GOP sycophants
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If my options were listening to Trump speech or rocketing to the moon I'm off.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
But I strenuously object.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Yes I have a hangover this morning
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Listening to Miran whine on has moved him to my change the channel list.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Is Melania still playing? I seem to have missed it and I canceled Prime.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Hey, Israel had no trouble with Gaza which is what 1/50000 the size of Iran. Trump should mop up in 4 weeks.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Just bought some Nemiroff vodka. Will be celebrating Stalin's death tomorrow.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Just got a bill from FedEx for tariff charge. Will file that away for now.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Is it just me or does It seem like the cabinet members are trying to show they are the stupidest, most incompetent of them all.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Found Republican platform. To form a less perfect union. To concede leadership of the free world. To belittle democracy and equality. To promote wealth through corruption and immorality, and strength through threats and bigger bombs.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
It happened again. Before reading her I thought of Emily dickenson as a meh poet. Just read Willa Cather for the first time(yes this morning). Everything I thought (and read) about her seems wrong. Wow wow wow.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
#Nudivember Thrilled at the number of contributors. Dinovember is fun. Nudivember gives me hope for the future of us all.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
#Nudivember Why No Shell Greenery preenery Melibe viridis Color as power the Nudibranch trope Climate transitioning Hermaphroditical Survivability Giving them hope
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Great happiness when my seven year old niece answered me "that's not a chicken, that's a dromaeosaur."
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Adding to my - Things I learned today that I'm embarrassed I didn't know: the tail of the Archeoraptor was really the first microraptor fossil.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Trump just sold Alaska to Putin for a life-size gold statue of Trump and a replica Nobel Peace Prize
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Meet Lloyd; 50 million year old chicken. Ann Arbor Nat. Hist. Museum
50 million year old fossil of turkey ancestor. Ann Arbor Museum
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Cool clouds looked like square waves today as I floated
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I don't think I could be an actor. I might find myself doing a Jardine commercial.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
My niece going to Venice this week. Hope the ugly American stink can be overcome.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
There is a new collective noun I like...a gondola of Kardashians
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
US soccer team looked so incompetent against Switzerland I'm guessing they were hand picked by Trump.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Memories of Beach Boys banned from 4th of July concert because rock and roll=un-American. Nancy Reagan says wtf. Right wing culture warriors remain laughable and dangerous.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I wonder if Trump will wear a uniform at his parade.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
@arimelber.bsky.social too weak interview. Will those officers be fired would have been a good question
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Toast with extra jelly please
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
A little early for pate and wine. But it is The French Open
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Brought the whole family by.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Not an F1 expert but Monaco a horrible course
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I used to call Xi Jinping the Trump of China, but smart. Trump really wants to be the Xi of the US. Amazing Republicans are letting him try.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Wishing Melania sweet dreams. But don't tell Donald.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
"Reciprocal, you like that word? It means we do to them what they do to us, so it's fair." Amusing watching Trump learn a new word.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Watching Bessent answer questions about possible tariff exemptions has me thinking he may be the first caught calling Trump a fucking moron.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Which comes first, the tariffs or the health care plan
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Me: So nothing has changed but the animosity will last for years and damage our economy. Him: If I can walk away and declare victory it will all be worth it.
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Trump surrenders, declares victory and fires a bunch of people. His own little battle of Kadesh
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samsontol.bsky.social @samsontol.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Carbonell doesn't know what a Trojan horse is.
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