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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech

@samred.com
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1/3 dog, 1/3 arts+tech, 1/3 something something. You may have seen my reporting at: NYT, Polygon, Digital Foundry, The Stranger, Game Developer, Games Radar, Ars, American Airlines, The Atlantic, Wired, Dallas Morning News. He/him, from Seattle. Zero AI.

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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 47m
huh, weird, I didn't see anything in this 47-minute video of a developer fawning over the rapidly growing video game-buying audience in China about how he fanned the flames of the lab-leak theory 5 years earlier
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 17h
Sept 29, 2023 --> today happy birthday, Mabel!
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 29/09/2026
this is her good-mood pose
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 28/09/2026
you don't count as a Seattle resident until you look at this brand-new Pagliacci x Taco Time collab pizza and think it actually sounds delicious (if these toppings are gluten free, Pagliacci, then go ahead and slap #ad on this and send me seven plz)
Taco Time Pizza
Two Seattle favorites, one primo collaboration. Our Taco Time Pizza features Taco Time NW’s seasoned, PNW-raised ground beef, crispy Tater Fries, and 60-day-aged cheddar. We pair them with our own mozzarella and onion over a base of Taco Time’s original Hot Sauce, then add our house-made pico de gallo — Roma tomatoes, Anaheim peppers, red onion, and cilantro with a squeeze of lime. Out of the oven, it’s finished with a drizzle of creamy Taco Time Ranch and a sprinkle of fresh parsley.
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 28/09/2026
the last time I looked at this page, it didn't clarify how many bike lockers there'll be, and now it's 522ing... so, can anyone at SDT answer how many bike lockers there'll be?
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 27/09/2026
Free tix via First Match On Us from @soundersfc.com are legit! Hi from my first-ever MLS game - took me long enough. This might not be the season for it, buuuuut how about a Sounders win for this longtime watcher, first-time attendee!
View from section 143 of Lumen Field
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 26/09/2026
whether this is sourced by generative AI or an underfunded editorial team, this prompt at the top of automatic Bing search results is a great example of near-libelous language that flies too close to the sun to be worth the trouble. I see this shit all the time now.
"trending now: Elizabeth Holmes, American fraudster"
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 20/09/2026
"Deejay wanted to look like a Viking berserker" in this photo, he told reporters ...or an FBI job applicant
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 19/09/2026
this needs a texture glamour shot
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 19/09/2026
did you know that shrimp n grits could be so good ...hi this is once again a Zax Eat 'n Three fan account here in Seattle. seriously I've never had cheesy grits that nail the texture like this. this whole thing is layers of joy and flavor.
shrimp & grits
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 18/09/2026
I'm stiiill waiting for ST to confirm how much bike parking Pinehurst will have when it opens, so I rode over. I only see *13* bike racks + no bike lockers. Does @theurbanist.org have better info? I'd like to rely on parking my bike here, as I live 0.5mi away, but this has me pessimistic.
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 18/09/2026
managed to sketch to roughly 70% satisfaction of a Mugsy color test before my Surface Pen just... stopped working, so the sketchy outlines/shading are 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻 but the general idea is 👍🏻 if you didn't know, Mugsy is a pinemarten, and I've always resisted coloring, so I'm trynna suss his fur/fit
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 18/09/2026
fire every human and / or robot responsible for the gen-AI "animation" attached to Neil Young's new album
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 18/09/2026
new Tove Lo album fucking rips
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 15/09/2026
this means WotC is about to launch some kind of all-in-one launcher and/or marketplace for Magic Arena, D&D, upcoming video games, and more, right? that's my immediate guess. the below in particular screams "capture more revenue for Hasbro" to me. magic-support.wizards.com/hc/en-us/art...
Which brands, websites, and products are included?
You will be able to use your Wizards account to login to a variety of existing and future Wizards and Hasbro products. Current products include:

Magic the Gathering Arena
Magic the Gathering Companion App
EventLink
Wizards Play Network (WPN)
Gatherer
Event Store Locator
Spelltable
Secret Lair
Dungeons & Dragons Beyond App
Dungeons & Dragons Beyond Website
Dungeons & Dragons Store Website
Sigil

When future games such as Exodus release, you will be able to sign in with your Wizards account as well.
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 14/09/2026
...and here I am wearing a shirt with Pikmin stealing the pocket
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 12/09/2026
squirrel springs eternal
dog looks up while propped up on tree
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 12/09/2026
as pointed out by another Seattle pal, this combination of "MISFISS" jacket and Wolverine-sized stringies on a six-finger hand is... a choice (though admittedly MISFISS isn't the worst band name)
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 12/09/2026
drinking and driving, c/o the Seattlites at Rainier Beer (happy R Day to those who attend today's free concert / event later today)
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 11/09/2026
did Cube get to keep this squiggly headpiece I stumbled upon this two-page ad from late 1995 while picking through old mags today - I'd never seen it before, maybe it's old to the likes of @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social - and feel like even from a mid-'90s perspective, this ad sucks and makes no sense
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 10/09/2026
I mean we're all out here trying to reach our own personal Air Force 100
text post: "10 years ago, I saw a listing on Facebook marketplace for 70 VHS copied of Airforce 1. I thought it was a joke but I asked the guy about it and he told me he was trying to reach airforce 100 but it was getting harder to find copies of the movie. I ended up buying all 70 copies and for about 4 years, every Christmas, I would give every single person in my family 1 copy. It turned into a huge gag. Everytime I would go to a thrift store, I would search for more to replenish my stash. Now, 10 years later, I have almost 70 copies again and am trying to reach my collection to Airforce 100. Most thrift stores around me don't sell VHS tapes anymore so its getting pretty difficult to find any but sometimes I get lucky and my friends find some and gift them to me. "text follow-up: "P.S. I've never seen the movie either and I don't plan on watching it."box of Air Force One VHS tapes
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 09/09/2026
#seattle I wondered if the Pioneer Square FIFA watch party staging might come back, and sure enough, a local bar / clothing store has reactivated the whole thing for today's local sports double header (Mariners soon, Seahawks later). Seattle: sometimes, an actual city! cc @mayor.seattle.gov 👏
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 08/09/2026
in good news at least Nintendo is finally releasing an official Smoke-arina of Time
man plays blue, Zelda-patterned ocarina musical instrument by blowing into its mouthpiece and placing fingers on its holes, while a doctored plume of smoke blows out as if it were a smoking device
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 08/09/2026
this specific visual signature fails if the hw can't handle subtle, Pixar-like touches top-to-bottom. it's a high bar to clear—and Nintendo is aware, proven by the lovely, fixed-angle plasticky-toy style of Link's Awakening remake. but if your 3D bodies of water are just flat sheets, maybe don't.
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 08/09/2026
late to Zelda Ocarina of Time Remake reveal, but if you'll allow it: the jump in visual polish suffers thanks to *lighting*. without modern tech like ray tracing and bounce calculations, uncanny valley gets wider as the fidelity grows. this isn't grounded, it's shiny. our brains dispute this stuff.
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 07/09/2026
#paxwest board gaming pavilion only has two copies of Drillers, this year's Gen Con breakout, and I finally joined a session. This, as I'd been led to believe, is a good-ass board game. Tricky decisions between upgrading, digging deeper, or drilling out treasure - good balance between each.
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 07/09/2026
#paxwest if you're anywhere near downtown, you still have a few hours to attend the FREE game demo frenzy at Seattle Indie Expo (SIX), at Hotel Motif. @seattleindies.bsky.social has more info! I'll have more on these quality Seattle-area indie games soon.
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 06/09/2026
my gf of four years Aimee and I wish you a happy Super Mario Mariners jersey day
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 06/09/2026
#bumbershoot and now I'm NOT playing board or video games. if you're attending Bumbershoot this year, find my blurbs about music and arts in the free printed guide from The Stranger being handed out here!
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 05/09/2026
#paxwest #indieMIX Bleu Bayou is a dual-weapon "boss rush" shmup where players manage throwing and catching their weapons in a clever way, as if someone rethought Gears of War reloads and slapped 'em into a fast, low-res action game. Tricky yet immediately comfortable.
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 05/09/2026
#paxwest Went back to board gaming after playing an embargoed thing, and I tried Kingdom Crossing, a woodland creature resource-track game. The instruction manual is a mess, but the "can't cross a bridge twice" hook is clever enough. Might play again some day!
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 04/09/2026
#paxwest sickos like me should look for the FMV gaming museum at Summit third floor. some fine artifacts from this 1990s era! and a classic PC tower + desk to play them on!
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 04/09/2026
#paxwest the freeplay arcade has been moved into OPEN AIR this year. heck yes. it's admittedly hilarious to have to squint at these cabs with so much sun beaming into the space; sorry, fellow vampires. I'm sure the sun will be gone soon enough. @100yenlife.bsky.social with the quality setup!
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 04/09/2026
#paxwest I'll spend more time this weekend in the board game hall, and ideally, I'll sneak into the queue to playtest CGE's anticipated and already sold-out Drillers! It's among dozens of unreleased, preview board games that PAX attendees can sample all weekend.
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 04/09/2026
#paxwest why pay for a booth and let people line up excitedly for your upcoming Wolverine game... when you can just hang a banner and otherwise opt out of PAX West? Unless I'm mistaken, these signs are the only sign of Sony formally existing this year. Insert joke about physical media here.
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 04/09/2026
#paxwest The brand-new @doublefine.com prototype is a Crazy Taxi-like, with a busdriver twist: while driving, you must also manage unruly passengers by turning around and slapping them mid-drive. Cleasrly an early demo, but there's already meat on this bone.
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 04/09/2026
#paxwest Stern Pinball has their new Fallout table open for free play. This is a biiiiiiizzy table, but I really like its flow, its bonus tiny left-upper flipper, its embedded under-the-table mini-table (!!!) and its integration of Fallout systems like buying and stealing point-boost items. A gem!
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 04/09/2026
#paxwest @doublefine.com never misses an opportunity to get some good jokes in, and their PAX booth is a highlight. One brand-new prototype visible here, it's open for free play. (I managed to snag one of their limited edition jackets and look fwd to sporting it in cooler weather!)
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 04/09/2026
#paxwest a member of the Castlevania: Belmont's Curse team poses with a cross-weapon prop. also, this is a good-ass Castlevania game! and it has actual writing and acting and art! I'm officially intrigued.
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 04/09/2026
okay now they're setting me up for an indictment, wtf kind of fill-in-the-blank is this
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 04/09/2026
am I the only person who stood up and left the room upon seeing these choices
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 03/09/2026
bonus points to anyone who can ID the innovative video game referenced by my #paxwest badge pickup shirt
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 02/09/2026
#slice Seattle game studio @suckerpunchprod.bsky.social is represented here by its co-founder Chris Zimmerman in a super-interesting q&a, well after his formal presentation concluded.
Man stands at podium and smiles
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 02/09/2026
#slice A well-attended panel.
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 02/09/2026
#slice at least 25% of today's content revolves around "how do we business in video games these days"
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 02/09/2026
dog hi to human you
black and brown dog sits, paws outstretched, on the top of a gray couch
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 01/09/2026
gen-AI can automate so many things, the industry's apologists will say and it can gum up the retro-preservation works, in terms of bombarding open-source repos with jibberish but it cannot automate good ol' fashioned confessions of using STOLEN NINTENDO SOURCE CODE
Forum post that reads:

"Yes, its coded with AI.
Yes, it uses the leaked Starfox source code.
No, it does not distribute the assets - you must provide a rom.
Yes, Starfox 2 will be done.
No, I don't care if you don't want to enjoy this because I used AI. Seperate AI from "slop" and don't pre-judge."
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 31/08/2026
me in the 2010s: really getting tired of "bullshot" video game trailers that misdirect and don't really show what a future game is going to be me today: honestly, this single image with zero gameplay will suffice
"Lesbian Sled Death: Hyper-Speed Combat Racing"
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 30/08/2026
it's her bed now
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Sam.END.ICE.Machkovech @samred.com · 29/08/2026
the perfect company logo doesn't exis—
MORAN'S PORTABLE RESTROOMS 

Beneath that text, cartoon of a man holding his phone while sitting on a toilet with pants around his ankles
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