Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“The Flea” hits even harder when you find out the original was printed with the long S, something Donne was surely playing with. 5328
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The Altman quote here—”some things are going to go very wrong with cybersecurity unless some people act quite urgently”—is classic abuser rhetoric, washing one‘s hands of any blame. Not much different from “this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/08/u... 0143
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Sestetle #2077 BASIC TENET BASIC TENET NEVER ENTER sestetle.fugitivetexts.net 000
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 28/07/2026That "perfect album from the 90s" thing that was viral a few days ago? There is only one answer. 130
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The 45 album cover of Hall & Oates' "Maneater" goes hard in a post-Heated Rivalry world. 2151
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 01/07/2026But first, looking forward to digging into @aarthivadde.bsky.social's new "We the Platform" book! 182
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Quick 24-hour trip to DC, where, Yes, I visited the reflecting pool on the mall. 080
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 18/06/2026This is how the guy who bought a jpeg NFT for $69 million in 2021 enjoys his purchase. www.cnn.com/2026/03/17/s... 1112
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you. 140
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you. 2130
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Can't believe I missed the the North Georgia Bigfoot Conference and Comicon. There's always next year. 210
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Spotted in @sharangbiswas.bsky.social’s NarraScope keynote on speculative TTRPGs: @ckunzelman.bsky.social’s The World Is Born From Zero 0122
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 05/06/2026They can have my MLA lip balm when they pry it from my cold, dead hands 0100
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 23/05/2026For reasons, I went looking for the original job ad for my first academic position. Found it! Hard to imagine, but the department was hiring *three* tenure lines that year (2003). 1120
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 04/05/2026One of my favorites. Check out this illustration when End Zone was excerpted in Sports Illustrated (!) in 1972. 030
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Your first instinct was correct! Anna’s Archive EXPLICITLY invites the training of LLMs on its datasets. Even offers the datasets in exchange for “donations in the range of tens of thousands USD.” 🤮 110
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 14/03/2026DOGE Bro don't like wasteful spending, with one notable exception 081
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Especially since I built a browser interface around ffmpeg to essentially grep video transcripts and autocut the video around the results 060
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Mesopotamia (1917), by Rudyard Kipling (full poem in alt text) 182
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Meta saying that now is a good time to launch facial recognition glasses because civil liberty groups will be too distracted is Peak Facebook. One more reason to delete your Meta account. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t... 0268
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Last year's shutdown of @glitch.com was a huge blow to my pedagogy. Glitch was ideal for creative coding classes and workshops. I looked around for alternatives. But there was nothing that was open, decentralized, and not at the mercy of VCs or Big Tech. So I built my own. Here's Glitchlet. 413440
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 17/01/2026One line of code, or the Ruffle browser extension, and you can get William Poundstone's fantastic 2005 Flash piece "Project for Tachistoscope {Bottomless Pit}" up and running 030
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Today I updated my procedurally-generated million-stanza ode to the daily news fugitivetexts.net/acts/ 010
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Creepy things at my in-laws' that give my kids nightmares 10 - The Clock (always capitalized, even when spoken) 170
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Creepy things at my in-laws' that give my kids nightmares 9 - the woods 240
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Creepy things at my in-laws' that give my kids nightmares 8 - the miner lamps 140
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Creepy things at my in-laws' that give my kids nightmares 7 - the old books about the paranormal 120
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Creepy things at my in-laws' that give my kids nightmares 6 - dismembered dolls 140
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Creepy things at my in-laws' that give my kids nightmares 5 - oil of cloves 130
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Creepy things at my in-laws' that give my kids nightmares 4 - deadfall in the woods 140
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Creepy things at my in-laws' that give my kids nightmares 3 - bundles of sticks in a wicker basket 130
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Creepy things at my in-laws' that give my kids nightmares 2 - dried bunches of ancient herbs and flowers 110
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Creepy things at my in-laws' that give my kids nightmares 🧵 1 - a porcelain cat next to an old fruit press 1162
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 23/12/2025You know what? Probably worth putting into dialogue the two most high profile pieces of banned media of the past two weeks: the video game Horses and the 60 Minutes report on the U.S.'s use of the CECOT prison in El Salvador. 016648
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 17/12/2025As I say in the Artist Statement, the Devil Card reflects one’s temptations and compulsions while suggesting the possibility of overcoming them. The glitches eventually subside, only to begin again, an endless cycle that calls to mind the reality of addiction and obsession... 030
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 17/12/2025This Taper issue is themed around the idea of midpoints and intersections, and other associations of the number 15. My second piece in the issue (again, under 2Kb!) is a Tarot Card reading in which the Devil card is repeatedly drawn and increasingly corrupted. taper.badquar.to/15/you_are_c... 262
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Taper #15 is out. Each issue contains tiny computational poems centered around a theme. The complete code must be under 2Kb. One of my pieces in the issue is an interactive erasure of Shakespeare's Sonnet 15, in which only half the poem can ever be visible at once. taper.badquar.to/15/sonnet15.... 22510
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Sample image from the book (and link to the interactive online version: notime.now) 130
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I keep hoping to catch glimpses of the coyotes that I know come around the back yard, but instead I got this little feller. 270
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Like, my American Postmodernism grad seminar from 2005, back when postmodernism was still a distinct thing and not just *waves hands all around*. Banger of a reading list... www.samplereality.com/gmu/fall2005... 2181
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Spent part of my Saturday afternoon writing a FOIA request to my town's police department regarding their use of Flock cameras. Their public records request portal only gives you 1000 characters to work with, but I made good use of those characters. 1616
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Penn's alumni email list was hacked. Got several of these within a 5-minute span. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 201
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 23/10/2025What new DRM bullshit is this? Seeking to buy an ebook from Princeton UP, only to be locked into their exclusive app. 2162
Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 27/09/2025If you see this, quote skeet with a screenshot from a video game that released the year you were born. I was there at the beginning. 330