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Tim Ferro

@sample-text.bsky.social
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Paterfamilias. Punquistador. Portmanteauwright. Pscribbler. Programmer. He/Him. Appreciating and reposting art in general, and nerdery/cutaways/warrior women in specific What Is Tim Looking Out The Window At? bsky.app/profile/witlotwa.bsky.soci…

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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
DO NOT TOUCH BIG BOY
Handcrafted version of the big boy mascot, about 3 feet tall, beneath a hastily printed and taped sign declaring DO NOT TOUCH BIG BOY
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am not complicit.
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fry from futurama, white tshirt, red jacket, orange spiky hair, with a fistful of bills, yelling “SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY”
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Quote with a game that released the year you were born.
A screenshot of green text on a black background from Hamurabi, a simplified version of the popular Sumerian Game intended for younger students
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Billy Idol voice:
An elaborate ink drawing framed and mounted on a brick wall - an eclectic collection of numerous small animals, including a mouse dinosaur hybrid, a fox shogun, a skeletal mouse, ghosts and a cat with a crown beneath a banner that reads “beer for fantasy”.
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Promo photo of Lupita Nyong’o from Jordan Peele’s “Us”
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I watch so much. There are many films I have never watched, many more that I never will, but it would probably be easier to list the movies that I HAVE watched, just less than 6 times. I have, however, watched this film more than 1000 times. I put it on every single day in high school. years.
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Clint Howard in Goldmember, wearing a simple comms  headset and sitting in front of a radar screen labelled "World Organization Surveillance System, about to warn of the return of Dr. Evil via his Big Boy rocket
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.
photo of a man wearing white sneakers, jeans, and a tucked-in polo shirt splayed out, tongue lolling, on a castle drawbridge in front of the closed gate. over him stands a young boy in a body-length chainmail coif and shirt and a brilliant smile, with a steel helmet under one arm and the other hand on the hilt of a two-handed longsword, almost as tall as he is, standing in front of him. A white porcelain dog with black spots sits at the right hand of the gate.
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I wish you were my enemy
Image of text: Greatest one line in a song ever. Not verse, chorus, bridge. Just one line…
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m sure it wasn’t you -
2 posts - first is Illustration of a wizard in very yellow robe and hat, the latter of which is taller than the entire wizard, standing in a yellow archway. Second says, in part, “I just muted an artists account because they don’t understand how hats work”.
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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The “that escalated quickly” meme
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Star Wars style text reading “pigs in space” above the muppet cast of the muppet show regular installment cast of Pigs in Space
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Same girl
What appears to be a defunct Chicago metro train car sitting on a siding , with the car length graffiti “your girl loves naps”
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Post your contextless "Photoshops".
The history channel "aliens" guy in a brown suit, shirt, and tie, hands raised, probably mid-saying "aliens". His customary wild hair has been shopped with a long, wavy grass lawn that takes up the top 75% of the image, including trees and a house further back.
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Withnail and I and Grogu
image of the mandalorian and grogu hunkered down behind a sand dune
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This absolute beauty spotted on Irving Park Rd
An absolutely cream white maybe thunderbird? from the 50s or so, parked on the street in chicago at night
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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The Geordi meme - uninterested in “AI everywhere”, down with “mRNA everywhere”
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Post continuing Image of George Lucas saying “and then senator crappo will make taxes worse” above a news item about senator crapo torpedoing sen warrens attempt to save the IRS free tax filing aite, followed by a post by saying “I am set to direct the next attack wars film”
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Drunk, belligerent octopus at the dentist
Wall mounted coat hook with off kilter screws that looks very much like a drunk, belligerent octopus
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Got the kick glass of Short Fuse Tropical Hurt Locker on the house at Bad Apple last night. RIP Short Fuse Brewing.
Glamour shot of a glass of delicious beer I’ll never get to have again.
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Brother Maynard listening to his lector reciting from the book of armaments in Life of Brian. Caption reads “7385 is right out”
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Name an album you've heard on cassette: I had the vinyl, but bought the tape bc it had the bonus track "Murder by Numbers".
A cassette tape of 'Synchronicity' by The Police on the right, it's case on the left.
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Respond to this with an image from a movie that always cheers you up, but don't name the movie. just share an image.
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Hello and welcome to my unboxing video
The automoton known only as 'Box' from the film Logan's Run
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
post your contextless photoshops
The 'aliens' guy from the history channel, but his hair is a verdant field of long flowing grass, stretching into the distance, where can be seen trees and a house.
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Advertise your account with a GIF.
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
the phoebe/joey meme - phoebe is captioned "literally everyone" and joey is captioned "democratic 'leadership'"
phoebe: totally
joey: totally
phoebe: abolish
joey: abolish
phoebe: ICE
joey: ICE
phoebe: totally abolish ICE
joey: totally legitimize ICE
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
me this morning, after falling asleep at halftime last night
meme format - top is michael caine as scrooge, still in his robe & nightcap, leaning out the window into faling snow sayng "you! boy! what day is this?" - bottom is a photo of a very worked up bears coach ben johnson in the locker room after the jan 10 game. you can easily search online for what he's shouting.
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Paternoster elevators
Post that says “there is only one thing girls want, and it starts with a P and ends in a S.”
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
This happens to me a fair amount, makes me wonder which unqouted/responded posts i'm just missing because it thinks I muted a term that I didn't. I def did not mute 'lol'.
The "Post Hidden by Muted Word" warning with the post revealed, the full text is just "lol".
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Walking home from seeing Jay Kelly last night at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social - the dusk sky literally said trans rights
A street level shot of a Chicago neighborhood dusk sky, with pink, white, and blue stripes echoing the trans flag
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
still from the haywagon scene in Young Frankenstein - doctor fronkensteen and inga sit in the hay looking at igor, who is pointing into the distance, saying "there ... be dragons"
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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Hans mole man saying “i was rhyming with liquor”
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
If you're tired of seeing that viral post, or discourse, or feel your awareness is sufficiently raised on a particular topic, go to: Settings -> Moderation -> Muted words & tags And set a 1 week (or more) moratorium on keywords. Most run their course in a week or less. You deserve a break today.
Screenshot of Bluesky's Muted words and tags dialog
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Batman comic panel, the joker gleefully saying the word “BONER!”
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The Cracker Barrel logo redesign, with HBO's 'max' tacked onto the bottom
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
This is who runs this account
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
There’s a great liquor store somewhere along 65 from Chicago which we have stopped at, but the 65 landmark you’ll hear about is this sign - i.imgur.com/BabsW.jpg
Highway exit sign indicating Whitestown and Brownsburg, pointing in opposite directions
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
It is high summer in Chicago. The front wall of every bar is fully opened onto the street, like we’re Southern California or something. Breathe deep, the burning Canada.
Photo from the street of the Globe Pub in Chicago. The upper front face is completely open to the street. The sun is shining. The birds are singing. The traffic is a low pleasant presence. Club beats waft into the street. Haze wafts back in return.
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
My daughter gasped audibly when she spotted this at the Half Price Books near the house - she left the price tag on it to show the amazing deal she got -
Outside of the Stephen R. Biesty Incredible Cross-Section Collection, navy blue with a swath of illustration from the book on the Man of War. The price tag in the upper corner is modified in sharpie to read $99,999,939.99. Next to it in white pen is scribbled "wow!! what a deal!"spines of the books included in the Biesty cross-sections box set: Man-of-War, Castle, incredible cross-sections, more incredible cross-sections, incredible cross-sections of everything, incredible body cross-sections, and posters
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
this one? my personal fave.
The front cover of David Macaulay's book Castle, featuring a view up the causeway through a medieval village to the crenellated eponymous edifice
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Professor farnsworth from futurism’s on the phone, saying “to shreds, you say”
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Tim Ferro @sample-text.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Post yourself from a different era.
portrait of the author on the way to thr prom, in his date's living room, long, curly, blond Frampton hair and a white tux with tails, small red rose boutonniere on left lapel, adjusting garter on left arm
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