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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡

@sampeil.bsky.social
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writer. teacher. mother. #amquerying zombies #amwriting horroromance 😈 🌊 🤡 🧟‍♀️ ♾️ she/her/hers. #landback #blacklivesmatter #freepalestine

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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YOU'RE TOCKSICK, FLOSSI 🕰️💋🤡 Poe x The Uglies x Feed in the voice of Time #WIP #amwriting #horror #horroromance #scifi
You re
Tocksick, Flossi
By Sami Peil


Background is a bunch of photos of a clock close up You're Tocksick, Flossi by Sami Peil
A retelling of Poe's
"The Masque of the Red Death"
In a time when half the population is dying of Red Drangea, Flossi Hale must lock herself and a thousand of her friends together to party behind her gates, away from the spread of the yucky disease. She throws the party of her life so she doesn't get too bored and lonely and die of wrinkles. All the while, the only performer at her party who isn't an aging, blemished freak is an enby clown, and Flossi can't take her eyes off them.Red balloon in red light with black smile
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
ONE NIGHT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE When a perimenopausal single mom gets a second chance at love with her high school prom date, they have to fight off her demon ancestor, who is a sassy, lovesick, pain-in-the-ass, and everyone is a bi disaster. 😈💋🏳️‍🌈🌊 #bluepit #dis #nd #h #r #lgbt #q
One Night at the Bottom of the Lake
@sampeil

Fire water overlay on a collage of photos: man in front of lake with axe, blonde woman’s hair, campfire, kayak on water, blacksmith and tools, lake, forge
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
#unhingedpit #h #lgbt #r
Text at top: Accidentally waking your great-great grandfather at the bottom of the lake.

Text: Expectation (image-blacksmith working in smithy)

Text: Reality (image-demon in front of water holding balloons)
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
SLEEPING BEAUTY x FREE WILLY 😈🍕🌊💋🏳️‍🌈🛶 #unhingedpit #h #r
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
When a bi-disaster demon blacksmith is released from his shackles at the bottom of the lake, a perimenopausal single mom and her former prom date must find a way to lock the demon up before he chooses a new vessel. Hangry, horny, and possibly possessed. 😈🏳️‍🌈🪓 #questpit #lgbtq #h #r #w #nd
They say blood is thicker than water, but my family was built at the bottom of a lake.
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
THE Z WORD x SISTER, MAIDEN, MONSTER If three queer 20-somethings manage to not get eaten by the pandemic zombies, including their dentist, they’ll still have to dodge a preacher bent on building his post-apocalyptic flock. 🧟‍♂️🥼🏳️‍🌈 #horror, headshots, and hookups #questpit #h #nd #q #lgbt
4 by 3 film stripesque grid of grainy photos. Top to bottom, left to right: gates casting a shadow. night view of a building with light on, trees in shadow; dirt hole with cones; skinny view of grass; close view of rock with sky in background; porceline doll cylindrical glass case with fern on top, night view of trees lit from bottom with sky looking blue, skinny view of dry creek bottom with red dusty rocks; hydroplant building with water rushing in front of building, ceiling with metal fish hanging from it, right turn arrow behind a chainlink fence, trees and steep hill in background, skinny view of a large stone and concrete circle bordering a firepit.
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Good morning, camp! Kay and Lincoln freaking Larson after he fishes her out of the lake ✨🥰 This is before the demon shows up 😈 #camprevpit #crpnightcrawlers
He waits until I’ve had one sip before he starts grilling me. “Why’d you bail off your kayak?” He’s still wearing his wet suit, which makes him look like Batman with a dad bod—muscular with a bit of a belly. 
“Are you trying to be the park ranger version of Bru—” Stalling, I let the steam warm my face before I take a sip. If I remembered how words work, I’d change the subject.
He smiles at me with dimples that I can still make out even through his salt-and-pepper facial hair. “The park ranger what now?”
“I don’t remember.” 
“Come on. I pulled you out of the water, you can say it.” 
“You look like Batman. In your wetsuit…or drysuit.” Is it the cold water or the grief that broke my filter? Christ, I almost said he could still get it. “Nevermind.”
There’s a glint in his hazel eyes like he knows it was so much worse in my head.
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
My opening lines for Kay in the graphic. 😈 Bonus William: “I couldn’t let you go to waste now, could I?” His new voice is deep. This is a good man. He tickles the new fingers from cheekbone to neck, the pulse is strengthening… #onelineMC #camprevpit #crpnightcrawlers
Fire and Water overlay

Text: They say blood is thicker than water, but my family was built at the bottom of a lake.
@sampeil
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I’m working on my reverse outline finally, and I’m so excited to take this off the screen. ✨ Outline view>notecard w/ setting & stakes for each chap. & POV>notecard w/ edit ideas>new color for edits on each card>character cards What are your reverse outline hacks? #camprevpit #crpNightcrawlers
Computer screen with a word document showing the outline view of All Levels. Various note cards in front of the screen showing one side with time stamps and setting details for each chapter and the other side with internal and external stakes  for each chapter.
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
They say blood is thicker than water, but my family was built at the bottom of a lake. What if the stories you grew up hearing around the campfire were real? The flooded town named after your family really does hold all the secrets. 😈 🪓 🏳️‍🌈 #posterpit #lgbt #horror #horroromance #nd
Devil masked person holding balloons in front of a lake text: HANGRY, HORNY, & POSSIBLY POSSESSED
HE'S SO
OBNOXIOUS.
, LOVE HIM. ع
WILLIAM, YOU LITTLE SHIT.
SINGLE MOM
DEMON
BLACKSMITH
BATDAD.
BOD DIVORCE
LONG LOST
LOVE
ONe NIGHT
AT THe
BOTTOM OF
THe LAKe
WRITTEN BY SAMI PEIL
COMING SOON TO THE QUERY TRENCHES
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
When a bi-disaster demon blacksmith is released from his shackles at the bottom of the lake, a perimenopausal single mom and her former prom date must find a way to lock the demon up before he chooses a new vessel. Hangry, horny, and possibly possessed. 😈🏳️‍🌈🪓 #posterpit #lgbtq #horror #nd
Milky Way sky reflection on a lake

Text: INSPIRED BY A REAL DROWNED TOWN
I BEG YOUR FINEST
PARDON"
"THE GRIEF AND LOVE AND FEAR AND TENSION ARE
ALL SO
PALPABLE!!
"OK WELL..
YOU ALREADY BROKE ME"
ONE NIGHT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE
by Sami Peil
Kay just wants to get the hell off of this drowned town.
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
THE Z WORD x SISTER, MAIDEN, MONSTER If 3 bi disasters manage to not get eaten by the pandemic zombies, including their dentist, they’ll still have to dodge a preacher bent on building his post-apocalyptic flock. 🏳️‍🌈🧟‍♂️🥼 #posterpit #h #lgbt #nd #q
Red background with blood splatter dentist crossi bf his arms. Torn part over his face with zombie eyes 

HORROR
SHEADSHOTS
HOOKUPS
DON'T NAME THE DEAD
by Sami Peil
The dentist will eat you now.
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Ideas doc! Outline spreadsheet-Beats, POV language, etc Notebook/docs drafting! Stuck? Doodle a scene based on my outline and then write it notebook first, type next. CP/alpha comments! Revise! Betas! Reverse outline on paper! Revise! Betas! Revise! Bonus: crash outs and spirals #revpitwaiting
Pen doodles of stick figures, boat, cough, cabin with zz, circle with flames, Marshy dog
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Another book for my friendshelf comes out soon, and I cannot wait!! #revpitwaiting
Two people with longish hair standing on a rocky shore with a castle in the background and a blue and pink galaxy with 3 celestial bodies in the sky.
 
Text: LOVE
GALAXY
HERE FOR THE RIGHT TREASONS...
SIERRA BRANHAM
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I brushed off the old watercolors this winter to paint the real lake that inspired my book. I was kind of stuck around the midpoint, and this helped a ton. Doodles and coloring have become an important part of my drafting process over the last two books. #revpitwaiting
Watercolor painting of a lake at sunset. Black silhouette of a young tree. Pink sky reflected in the water. Watercolor painting of a lake at sunrise. Hills reflecting on the water.
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I’ve learned to write wherever I am, w/ any tool I have—on my arm, in my notebook, on my phone, on a partially printed chapter, in docs and in word. Walks & retreats have writing magic. Car thoughts tend to yield the biggest breakthroughs, so I have also done roadtrip voice memos. #revpitwaiting
Red light and coffeeFootball field Dirt road and barn
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Actual photo of the place that inspired ONE NIGHT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE. The flooded 1880s town named after my family is here. Technically it’s a reservoir, but we call it the lake 😈 Is there a demon blacksmith down there? I kind of hope so. #horroromance 🏳️‍🌈🪓 #revpitwaiting
Photo if a lake at sunset. Silhouette of tree. Pink sky and reflection on lake.

Not pictured, the drowned town under the lake
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I made this after I crashed out over my mood board attempt
Text at top: Accidentally waking your great-great grandfather at the bottom of the lake.

Text: Expectation (image-blacksmith working in smithy)

Text: Reality (image-demon in front of water holding balloons)
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Kay’s great great grandfather makes quite the first impression when he comes up after a century locked at the bottom of the lake. 😈🌊🔥🥤 ONE NIGHT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE #revpitwaiting #horror
William asks, “Kay? Would you be a real dear and fetch me a drink. Something sweet, please.” 
I’m both offended and relieved. I’m not in the practice of serving men at their command, but I could use a fucking second. I’d rather not leave Lincoln out here alone. He nods to me, though, like he sees the rollercoaster of possibilities rushing through my mind. 
“There’s Dr. Pepper in the cooler in the back of the truck,” Lincoln says.
“Doctor Pepper? I must meet this man.” William points at my arm. “He won’t help much with that I’m afraid.”
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
This has been a big year of irl people finding me online and complaining about my poetry. I can’t wait until they can buy my books, too. Last week I shared this poem at an open mic. Poetry, positivity passes, and planning the next WIP have been great distractions during #revpitwaiting #poetry
Things That Are Worse Than the Word Fuck (or, So I Hear You Don't Like the Eff Word) by Sami Peil
Well, guess what I don't like?
I don't like funding wars that blow up babies and starve children and spread disease so a bunch of rich assholes can make their billions and hide from the island files.
I don't like listening to you bitch about your expensive boat fuel because across the globe, people are burning and at home rape victims are ignored
and maybe the word fuck
should be the least of your worries when talking heads are justifying
the slaughter of students because those girls are future mothers
of future enemies and by enemies, I mean people you
will condone bombing because 'they hate us'].I cannot emphasize this enough— klling kids fucking sucks way worse than a four-letter word
and people who drop bombs on schools are the fucking villains.
Another thing that's worse than the eff word is when you claim Jesus is king
and then not only vote for, not only defend, but idolize leaders who justify bombing school girls
in one breath, rave about ballroom draperies and gold leaf in the next,
and then turn around and call it freedom.
Maybe you
should get a real fucking problem.
Things That Are Worse Than the Word Fuck (or, So I Hear You Don't Like the Eff Word)
by Sami Peil
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
clownWIP is horror (possibly satire, romance B story) I took this photo today for vibes, and I hope to outline throughout the next few weeks. 🤡🎶🏳️‍🌈🩸🐞🪲🐍🐩🦩🦨🍄‍🟫❄️🍸
Balloon with a face drawn on it in red light, casting a shadow on the floor
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
“My Axe” by ICP “Me and my axe cut bigots’ spinal cords in half” 🎶 He’s a demon, but he means well. 😈 #horroromance 🏳️‍🌈 #revpitwaiting
Accidentally waking your great-great grandfather at the bottom of the lake.
Expectation blacksmith working
Reality demon holding black balloons in front of a bid of water
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Feed by MT Anderson. It’s a satire that tackles consumerism; the evolution of language; the impact of tech on communication, the environment, &relationships. I’ve taught this book for over 10 years until a few years ago when I was forced to stop 50 pages in because of the eff word. #revpitwaiting
Back of a head on colorful background book cover says:
FEED
M.T. ANDERSON
A NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING AUTHOR
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Here is one of my poems I wrote this weekend as a distraction from revpit waiting. #poetry
No Take Backs
by Sami Peil

Someone once told me 
I’d end up alone on an island. 

Not only alone.
But on an island.
In this economy? 

Fuck that. 

I wouldn’t be alone, I said.
I’d have plenty of people with me;
it just wouldn’t be 
you. 

Besides, I’m too much for one island 
and too scared to tolerate waves 
crashing my shores from every direction
and I can’t stand coconut and
I require an entire vat of SPF for one 
day in the sun.
I’ll stay landlocked 
thank you very much.

I hear Elon has a new rocket, though,
if you’re interested.
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Around the time I started planning lakeWIP, I wrote this poem. Both works are inspired by the flooded town named after my ancestors. I realized the poem had the opening line for the novel, and then everything started falling into place. 😈 #revpitwaiting #horror #poetry
They Say Blood by Sami Peil
is thicker than water,
but when your family was built at the bottom of a lake-walked out of a stone hearth through flames, flooded
branches burned yet water logged-
then blood is just water.
When your dad was terrified
of mice because one time his brothers tied him to a tree and let tiny clawed paws run over his body,
and then years later when you're floor camping on shag carpet littered with ash and wood shavings from logs thrown in the stone fireplace, you find out your dad is also afraid of bats and bats chasing
giant moths in the middle of the night.
Later, you think he must have killed them: heart racing, broom in hand.
How are you supposed to sleep now?
Or ever.
When blood is just water, all you take from your dad is his guitar but not his music;
you take his blue eyes-their fear, not their stories, just water.
They Say Blood by Sami Peil
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
What if the stories you grew up hearing around the campfire were real? The flooded town named after your family really does hold all the secrets. 😈 🪓 #horroromance 🏳️‍🌈 #revpitwaiting
Orange glow of a forge with water overlay. Text says: They say blood is thicker than water, but my family was built at the bottom of a lake. 
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
What if the stories you grew up hearing around the campfire were real? The flooded town named after your family really does hold all the secrets. 😈 🪓 #horroromance 🏳️‍🌈
Orange glow of a forge with water overlay. Text says: They say blood is thicker than water, but my family was built at the bottom of a lake. 
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Collage of photos upper left clockwise : silhouette holding an axe in front of a lake, woman with short blonde hair, man at campfire,  river, antique box, blacksmith, kayak at sunset, in center graphics anvil? Knife? H ch and

Background is flame and foreground is water overlay that is transparent
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Did I mention that everyone is a bi disaster? 😈 🏳️‍🌈🪓⛓️🚣‍♀️ #horroromance #revpitwaiting
Collage of photos upper left clockwise : silhouette holding an axe in front of a lake, woman with short blonde hair, man at campfire,  river, antique box, blacksmith, kayak at sunset, in center graphics anvil? Knife? H ch and

Background is flame and foreground is water overlay that is transparent
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
😈😈😈
Text at top: Accidentally waking your great-great grandfather at the bottom of the lake.

Text: Expectation (image-blacksmith working in smithy)

Text: Reality (image-demon in front of water holding balloons)
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Meme pitch for ONE NIGHT AT THE BOTOTM OF THE LAKE 🏳️‍🌈🪓😈💗 #revpitwaiting
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
🏳️‍🌈 😈🔥🪓⛓️ #horroromance #revpitwaiting
Text at top: Accidentally waking your great-great grandfather at the bottom of the lake.

Text: Expectation (image-blacksmith working in smithy)

Text: Reality (image-demon in front of water holding balloons)
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Meme pitch 😈 #revpitwaiting #revpit #horror #writingcommunity
Text at top: Accidentally waking your great-great grandfather at the bottom of the lake.

Text: Expectation (image-blacksmith working in smithy)

Text: Reality (image-demon in front of water holding balloons)
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
THE Z WORD x WALKING DEAD Also featuring RV mac & cheese, eggs, honey dandelion lemonade, and sourdough. 🏳️‍🌈🧟 #foodpit #h #q #lgbt
HORROR
HEADSHOTS
HOOKUPS
THE DENTIST WILL EAT YOU NOW
by Sami Peil
Far-right extremist zombies, a hot dentist, and a bi love trangle take on the end of the world in the Black Hills. They all want each other but not in the some way. 
Red background with blood splatter, dentist with arms crossed and ripped photos of zombie face parts
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
DON’T NAME THE DEAD If three queer 20-somethings manage to not get eaten by the pandemic zombies, they’ll still have to dodge a preacher bent on building his post-apocalyptic flock. 🧟🏳️‍🌈SISTER MAIDEN MONSTER x THE LAST OF US #H #na #a #ghostpit #lgbt
21 Years Around the Sun:
New Year, New Me
Not like that?

4 images: top left disco balls, right is a woman holding a birthday cake, bottom left is a woman in an orange jumpsuit behind bars, right are bloody zombies
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Me, gearing up for my new WIP after writing zombies: 🤔 ROMCOM 💋 💖 Me, before I finish the outline: But what if there’s a sassy bi disaster demon? 😈 The demon after I draft chapter 1: And what if I have a little POV? 🩸
When a perimenopausal woman and her ex-crush accidentally wake the demon locked at the bottom of a lake, they must find a way to eliminate him before sunrise when he'll either kill her or possesses her forever.

Evening lake photo with orange sunset
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
THE Z WORD x STATION ELEVEN If 3 bi disasters manage to not get eaten by the pandemic zombies, including their dentist, they’ll still have to dodge a preacher bent on building his post-apocalyptic flock. 🏳️‍🌈🧟‍♂️🥼 #posterpit #h #lgbt #nd #q
Photo of hillside with bunkers. American flags on each bunker. Red splatter over the top.

Text says: HE'S ONLY TEETH AND HUNGER •
HORROR
HEADSHOTS
HOOKUPS
DONT NAME THE
STETSON
DEAD
DOVE
VIVVI
CURRENTLY ACCEPTING OFFERS OF REP
@SAMPEIL
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
THE LAST OF US x THE WALKING DEAD in which three bi disasters navigate the zombie apocalypse. #horror, headshots & hookups 🏳️‍🌈 #posterpit #q #h #lgbt #nd
Green poster wirh 4 panels: side profile of a man, dentist working on a patient, woman with dark curly hair, woman with blonde hair.

Text and blood spatter over the poster:

"Love this description. Impeccable delivery, so cinematic"
"I'm hooked. so hooked on this book. I need it on my shelf."
"I literally cackled"
"Sharp, shocking, love it
Seriously this is so
fucking cinematic wth"
"VICERAL"
"OBSESSED"
"I WAS NOT PREPARED"
"OMINOUS"
DON'T NAME THE DEAD
Far-right extremist zombies, a hot dentist, and a love triangle take on the end of the world.
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
THE Z WORD x WALKING DEAD Far-right extremist zombies, a hot dentist, and a love triangle take on the end of the world in the Black Hills. Bites, bisexuals, and a busted bunker! #posterpit #q #h #lgbt #nd
Dentist with folded arms standing at an angle. Two ripped images of zombie eyes and zombie mouth over his face. Red background and dark red blood spatter across the whole thing. 

Text from top to bottom: 
HORROR
HEADSHOTS
HOOKUPS
THE DENTIST WILL EAT YOU NOW
by Sami Peil
Far-right extremist zombies, a hot dentist, and a bi love triangle toke on the end of the world in the Black Hills. They all want each other but not in the some way.
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
DON’T NAME THE DEAD If three queer 20-somethings manage to not get eaten by the pandemic zombies, they’ll still have to dodge a preacher bent on building his post-apocalyptic flock. 🧟🏳️‍🌈SISTER MAIDEN MONSTER x THE LAST OF US #H #na #a #agentsguide #sf #queerpit #lgbt
Two side by side red button memes. The buttons on the left say deal with the hordes or deal with the creeps and the sweaty man below is wiping his forehead. 

The left meme is similar to but in muted tones and the sweaty man has been overlayed with a zombie. The buttons say good people and guts
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
WALKING DEAD x LAST OF US🏳️‍🌈 Vivvi: locked alone in the library perfecting her headshots 🩸🔪 Stetson: running from far-right preppers turned zombies 🇺🇸 Dove: waking up after a medicated nap 🦷 The Dentist: roaming around town 🧟‍♀️ 🏳️‍🌈 They all want each other—but not in the same way. #queerpit #h #a
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
🏳️‍🌈3 bi disasters take on the end of the world 🧎‍♂️The Preacher = out for blood 🧟‍♀️The Horde = hunting for flesh 🥼The Dentist = can't stop smiling ♾️ THE Z WORD x THE WALKING DEAD #queerpit #lgbt #h #sf #a #own #nd
image of Black Hills, amphitheater seats that are orange, cloudy sky. On a stage there is a horde of zombies (mostly sillhouettes). One zombie is crawling amongst the stadium seats. one zombie close up along the right side of the image. Blood splatter across the whole image starting from bottom left corner. white text: THE DENTIST WILL EAT YOU NOW.
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
DON'T NAME THE DEAD in which three bi disasters navigate the zombie apocalypse. #horror, headshots & hookups 🏳️‍🌈🧟‍♂️🥼 #H #na #a #agentsguide #sf #queerpit #lgbt
yellowed background with red blood splatter and top of zombie head in lower corner. George Washington head faintly visible (Mount Rushmore) along left. Text says: AN AGENT'S GUIDE TO DON'T NAME THE DEAD By Sami Peil 90 words Adult/NA HORRORyellow background with light red blood splatter. Torn out page from a journal, along bottom of screen you can see rocks from mount rushmore

text says: Reader Comments
    “Obsessed”
              “I'm hooked. so hooked on this book. I need it on my shelf.“
    “Love this description. Impeccable delivery, 
so cinematic” 
                           “OMINOUS”
                     “VICERAL”
“I literally cackled”
“I was not prepared”
               “Sharp, shocking, love it”
  “Seriously this is so fucking cinematic wth”
                                                                           “I love him”
 “IF YOU EVER CHANGE THIS FIRST LINE I WILL FIGHT YOU”
Sami Peil @sampeil
FROM THE JOURNAL OF STETSON JOHN MATTHEWS

April 27, 2025 Donner party @ Black Hills bunkers, current population 280ish.
don’t name the deadyellow background with red blood splatter, along top right is a zombie with open mouth teeth growling

3 images of book covers: sister maiden monster has tentacles, orange, knife; the z word has an image of a brain, two femmes kissing, teal hands reaching up, a piece of pizza, an axe; the last of us has a man and a girl turned toward the camera as they walk toward ruins; along the right, text reads: If three queer 20-somethings manage to not get eaten by the pandemic zombies, they’ll still have to dodge a preacher bent on building his post-apocalyptic flock.
Love triangle
Survival shenanigans
Headshots
Hookups
Busted bunkerclose up of mount rushmore presidents with light red splatter across the image. text reads: Sami Peil @sampeil
don’t name the dead
Vivvi was getting wasted for her 21st until she woke up in a drunk tank, which was the only protection from the cop zombies trying to eat her brains. 

Stetson was painting his nails and avoiding his family's far right extremist bunker party, unaware that the virus they all ignored would mutate, and he’d have to fight his way out.

Dove was home alone in a post-wisdom tooth coma, still dreaming about her hot dentist, while infected people turned and began to eat immune survivors. 

The Dentist was doing an after-hours call, where a patient bite transformed him into a flesh craving monster. 

They all want each other—but not in the same way. 
And they really need to stay the hell away from the Preacher.
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
AITA (M26) for lurking outside of my house while my wife cries? SHE'S MEAT. Is it my fault that my brain went on autopilot and took me here? Sure, I've stalked a couple of my patients, but it's the end of the world. THEY'RE MEAT NOW. 🦷🏳️‍🌈🧟‍♀️ #H #na #a #q #sf #questpit #lgbt
dentist in white jacket with red "paint" splatter. just his torso visible. text says: THE DENTIST WILL EAT YOU NOW Sami Peil @sampeil
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
🏳️‍🌈3 bi disasters take on the end of the world 🧎‍♂️The Preacher = out for blood 🧟‍♀️The Horde = hunting for flesh 🥼The Dentist = can't stop smiling THE Z WORD x THE WALKING DEAD #questpit #q #lgbt #h #sf #a
image of Black Hills, amphitheater seats that are orange, cloudy sky. On a stage there is a horde of zombies (mostly sillhouettes). One zombie is crawling amongst the stadium seats. one zombie close up along the right side of the image. Blood splatter across the whole image starting from bottom left corner. white text: THE DENTIST WILL EAT YOU NOW.
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
DON'T NAME THE DEAD in which three bi disasters navigate the zombie apocalypse. #horror, headshots & hookups 🏳️‍🌈🧟‍♂️🥼 #H #na #a #q #agentsguide #sf #questpit #lgbt
yellowed background with red blood splatter and top of zombie head in lower corner. George Washington head faintly visible (Mount Rushmore) along left. Text says: AN AGENT'S GUIDE TO DON'T NAME THE DEAD By Sami Peil 90 words Adult/NA HORRORyellow background with light red blood splatter. Torn out page from a journal, along bottom of screen you can see rocks from mount rushmore

text says: Reader Comments
    “Obsessed”
              “I'm hooked. so hooked on this book. I need it on my shelf.“
    “Love this description. Impeccable delivery, 
so cinematic” 
                           “OMINOUS”
                     “VICERAL”
“I literally cackled”
“I was not prepared”
               “Sharp, shocking, love it”
  “Seriously this is so fucking cinematic wth”
                                                                           “I love him”
 “IF YOU EVER CHANGE THIS FIRST LINE I WILL FIGHT YOU”
Sami Peil @sampeil
FROM THE JOURNAL OF STETSON JOHN MATTHEWS

April 27, 2025 Donner party @ Black Hills bunkers, current population 280ish.
don’t name the deadyellow background with red blood splatter, along top right is a zombie with open mouth teeth growling

3 images of book covers: sister maiden monster has tentacles, orange, knife; the z word has an image of a brain, two femmes kissing, teal hands reaching up, a piece of pizza, an axe; the last of us has a man and a girl turned toward the camera as they walk toward ruins; along the right, text reads: If three queer 20-somethings manage to not get eaten by the pandemic zombies, they’ll still have to dodge a preacher bent on building his post-apocalyptic flock.
Love triangle
Survival shenanigans
Headshots
Hookups
Busted bunkerclose up of mount rushmore presidents with light red splatter across the image. text reads: Sami Peil @sampeil
don’t name the dead
Vivvi was getting wasted for her 21st until she woke up in a drunk tank, which was the only protection from the cop zombies trying to eat her brains. 

Stetson was painting his nails and avoiding his family's far right extremist bunker party, unaware that the virus they all ignored would mutate, and he’d have to fight his way out.

Dove was home alone in a post-wisdom tooth coma, still dreaming about her hot dentist, while infected people turned and began to eat immune survivors. 

The Dentist was doing an after-hours call, where a patient bite transformed him into a flesh craving monster. 

They all want each other—but not in the same way. 
And they really need to stay the hell away from the Preacher.
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
THE DENTIST WILL EAT YOU NOW If three queer 20-somethings manage to not get eaten by the pandemic zombies, they’ll still have to dodge a preacher bent on building his post-apocalyptic flock. 🧟🏳️‍🌈SISTER MAIDEN MONSTER x THE LAST OF US #h #questpit #lgbt #A #q
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
HEARTBREAK HIGH x GEEK GIRL x SAY A LITTLE PRAYER Vera burns small-town bigotry down or gets kicked out trying. 🥁🏳️‍🌈💖 #bluepit📖 #own #nd #lgbt #q #YA
Gradient background - horizontal pink on top to purple to blue on bottom.  At the top is a black horizontal line interrupted by a black spiral. Below that it says VERACIOUS. In the center is a line drawing of heart in a dark gray. In front of the heart is an old ford pickup. Around these images are squiggly arrows in white. Each arrow points to the following text starting at the upper right and moving clockwise: junkyard makeout, cemetery sunrise, progressive protests, bi girl shenanigans, strawberry lemonade kisses, drumline & drama club, cool grandma
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
THE Z WORDxLAST OF US With the occasional sighting of their **sexy dentist & heaps of bi angst, 3 strangers face devastating losses, a preacher’s threats, & a growing horde of zombies. **I mean he used to be. Now? That smile is to die for. 🧟🥼🏳️‍🌈 #bluepit📖 #h #a #q #na #lgbt #own
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Sam Peil 🧟😈🤡 @sampeil.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
THE DENTIST in which three bi disasters navigate the zombie apocalypse. #horror, headshots & hookups 🏳️‍🌈🧟💖🔪 #BluePit 📖 #q #a #nd #own #lgbt #h #agentsguide
Bloodied white coat on the torso of a man, the dentist.

White Text says:

AN AGENT'S GUIDE TO THE DENTST
By Sami Peil
82k Words
ADULT/NA HORRORBloodied white coat on the torso of a man, the dentist.
White text says:

THE DENTIST
Sami Peil @sampeil

THE COMPS
Image of colorful book cover of 
the Z
word
Image of cover of season one 
THE LAST
OF Us show

White text says:
Three bi disasters confront their (previously) hot dentist and far-right extremist zombies at the end of the world.
• Love triangle
• Survival shenanigans
• Headshots
• Hookups
• Busted bunkerBloodied white coat on the torso of a man, the dentist.
White text says:

THE DENTIST
Sami Peil @sampeil

Graphic of torn notebook paper with black writing:
FROM THE JOURNAL OF STETSON
JOHN MATTHEWS

April 27, 2025 Donner party @ Black Hile bunkers, current population 24ich.
White text on black over the dentist says: 
Reader Comments
"Love this description. Impeccable delivery, so cinematic*
"Obsessed"
I'm hooked. so hooked on this book. I need it on my shelf."
"OMINOUS"
"VICERAL"
"I literally cackled"
"I was not prepared
"Sharp, shocking, love it"
"Seriously this is so fucking cinematic wth"
"I love him"
"IF YOU EVER CHANGE THIS FIRST LINE I WILL FIGHT YOU"Bloodied white coat on the torso of a man, the dentist.
White text says:

THE DENTIST
Sami Peil @sampeil

Stetson was built for survival. After two decades of blending in with the straight boys and enduring his father's relentless prepper training, he's better prepared than most when the ENVI-24 pandemic becomes the zombie apocalypse in a matter of months. Stetson saves the only other survivor at his parents bunker settlement-a tween girl with a mouth full of braces, a judgy attitude, and a Bible. In a desperate search for community to help raise Harper, he makes his way to Queen City, killing zombies and dodging a zealous preacher bent on collecting women and children for his compound. If Stetson wants to join them and have help raising Harper, he'll have to prove his zombie-killing worth and move past that whole handcuffing thing. Oh, and also avoid getting exterminated as a threat to the Preacher's regime and the dentist's growing horde.
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