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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Wrong Girls is fucking good as hell- Dylan Meyer should direct a billion more movies

Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

masters of the universe was actually so good. Sweet dorky hunky guy whose skin is glistening and doesn’t look dehydrated and actually just wants to talk not fight god freakin genius

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

A CRO I talked to the other day told me this other guy at the company was his work wife and I can actually get behind that concept.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Guessing Karlie Kloss did not give the okay for her likeness to be used by one of those AI drama video companies but it would be even funnier if she did tbh.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I actually need more She-Hulk and Daredevil- that’s a hot hookup.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hmmm could be that I am very traumatized because tell me why I though rewatching Moon Knight would be a fun relaxing experience. I don’t remember it being this intense when I watched it during the pandemic!

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Literally my favorite song. “Dolly! …Dalé!”

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Thinking about this movie I watched where this bullied autistic kid gets befriended by the popular girl except she is also high-masking autistic and deeply suicidal and basically he learns he isn’t the worlds biggest victim and how to take responsibility for his actions.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I need to jump into the Mediterranean Sea with my lover. We need to be in a secluded cove on a Greek isle. Feeding each other ripe fruit and giggling in the sunlight.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

“Grown men weep” is such a funny phrase because men are total crybabies it’s not hard at all to make them cry

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

So many beautiful women online want to teach me how to open my hips.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

This beautiful angel made not one but TWO homemade desserts for my birthday. Unbelievably blessed. ✨✨✨❤️❤️❤️

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Gorgeous portrait by my gorgeous wife! 💕💕💕

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

PSA: You can like something that is supposed to be for kids, especially movies, without making up a bunch of pretentious reasons for it or acting like it’s something it’s not.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I love when women are like “I don’t know why women say they don’t need a husband- who else would install our sprinklers or build my kids playhouse?” And it’s like firstly you can pay people for that- but also- way to tell us how worthless your husband is. lol free landscaping is all he’s good for!

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I need to be cafemaxxing. Little treat. Little coffee. Nowhere to be. Nothing to do. Just watching the world go by.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Unpopular opinion but: Legends of Tomorrow > The Avengers

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Emo song in a Toyota commercial- kind of love being a grown up

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I’m sorry but who is this man on this poster. That is not The Rock. That is The Mineral.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Disclosure Day- I’m convinced this movie was written with ChatGPT. Because wow.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Movies and tv be like.. oh no this person cannot escape the mental hospital even though they are there voluntarily and wants to leave and it’s like well hmm just stop paying them and then see what happens lol

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Manifesting Zendaya and her husband moving to the Bay by just saying it a lot to anyone who will listen.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Made a banana latte today so I’m cured from depression

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Don’t come for me but I’ve been following Cannes press and the way that Sebastian Stan treats his wife is FUCKED UP. That poor woman is pregnant and in 6 inch heels the least you could do is give her an arm to lean on Jesus

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

What makes me the most angry about this post is that capitalism is in and of itself a violation of the social contract. What the fuck kind of social contract says people should go hungry to line the pockets of billionaires?!

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Who is DDoSing Bluesky? Freaking weirdos

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Do women on TikTok know they can tell me things without applying makeup or skincare?

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Just realized people bite gold coins because gold is in incredibly soft metal and it should give beneath your teeth- also if there is a little give and then it’s hard… probably a different metal core.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Today my wife told me that every man is just “President Business” from the LEGO movie and I fear she has prepared a four course meal with that one

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Since living in SF I’ve decided that no one should be copying the work culture here. Not because it’s bad but because we have good public transit, beautiful architecture with natural light and year round decent weather. Literally the best city in the US to commute.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Do you want to know what I got from men when I let go of being desired by them? Respect. They work for me. I’m their boss. They listen to everything I say and I get paid more than them and I get to go home to my wife. Desirability is a consolation prize. You can do better.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

So glad I learned to not suppress my laughter anymore when I see a guy trying too hard because woo wee there are just so many of them

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

If men are prizes at all (debatable) they are a 5 dollar gift card to subway.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

The only thing keeping me from becoming a better FPS player is the fact that I have a high paying job, a wife and self-esteem.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Me looking around the port of Oakland at the giant cranes for lifting shipping containers off barges: There is Star Wars all around us for those with eyes to see.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

“Oh Samantha, we’re really in it now…”

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Can’t get over this terrible foundation oxygenation on this new Ryan Murphy show.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Got so stoked reading about the Transbay Earthquake retrofit for BART today until I saw the map of all the fault lines in the Bay Area lol why did we build here.

A simple map of the Bay Area in California that shows the seven major fault lines that criss cross the area- including the Hayward fault in the East Bay and the famous San Andreas Fault that runs through the SF peninsula.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Women need to get more vengeful.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

The Epstein files being released reminds me of how a few years ago it came out that the Lead Pastor of Hillsong church had been covering up his fathers sexual abuse of children for his entire career and that the father was still doing this up until his death. Anyways- men in power.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Are white liberal women just now figuring out that men in power are largely SA’ers and perpetrators of child abuse?

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I haven’t been to a lot of cities Financial Districts but SF’s is the only one I know if that consistently smells like weed.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

You’re asking me to trust executives? The cause of my dysfunction?

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

These “supermodel diet” videos on TikTok are really telling on themselves for just being about giving women EDs especially since supermodels don’t even exist anymore.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

One of these days I’m not going to move out of the way and walk right into one of those finance bros and spill my coffee all over his 5000 dollar half zip.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Don’t judge but kind of obsessed with how one of the main character traits of Candace Cameron Bure’s character in her Hallmark rip-off show is that she has an undiagnosed eating disorder. Learning a lot about what counts as family friendly to her!

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Told my colleague about Heated Rivalry today so we’ll see if he still respects me on Monday.

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Chelsea @samparkington.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Is Ryan Murphy’s obsession with beauty and the grotesque anything other than thinly veiled misogyny. No. I mean there’s some nuance but essentially no.

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