iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

After 6 months of dieting I have skinny guy abs and almost the beginnings of a V-line. You can get into shape after 40!

Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

My Japanese friend said he’s getting pro-Kemi stuff popping up in his feed IN JAPANESE, and she’s very popular over there. So clearly the post-Trump and Truss trend of “any stupid fucking cunt can be in charge” is on its way to Tokyo!

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Enjoys: wine, jaunty scarves, scowling

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

They have their set phrases and if you refuse to say them you will be denounced. These people are Maoists but for being a middle-class arse

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I feel like I’ve got my shit together health wise this year and I might finally get my ideal body at 40!

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Worst case of twink death I’ve ever seen

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I still maintain everybody who has written for a British newspaper in the last 30 years should be in prison, but Melanie “Old Smear” Phillips is a standout example.

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sacré blue…zhey are tryin’ to turn Jean-Luc Melechon into a furree!

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“Here’s a good explanation from Jonathan Freedland” is something you’d only catch me saying if I had been kicked in the head by a donkey and then drank a gallon of petrol

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tfw you are planning to drink yourself to death but are culturally French

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fuck you Roger. Fucking millionaires always rubbing their privilege in my face….

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dealing with my depression by getting drunk in the bath at 9am

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Found a new pair of thighs I need to be suffocated with

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

And he has a gorgeous pussy 😍😍😍

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

To be fair: an important part of carrying out a genocide is to deny it ever happened.

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ripped the photo book of my new Taemin CD 😭

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I need San’s Cartier pocket watch

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not beating the prediabetic accusations

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Was trying to do sexy faces in the pub last night after 3 bottles of wine

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Just got a Lumo train for the first time and the doors sound horrendous. It’s like the flaps of a 737 deploying every time someone goes to the loo

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Finally got a decent breakfast in London that didn’t cost me £70

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hardly the actions of an innocent woman: leaving babies wallowing in their own shit

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I feel like I have exactly 1 pec now. Not sure what’s going on with the other one

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Multiple Israeli leaders have publicly called for the destruction of the Palestinian state and the expulsion or outright murder of its people. This is an absolute barefaced lie.

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Despite being a running wanker, this morning is my first ever Park Run

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Sam Сам サム سام @samow86.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Well it’s really 5 months progress, but I can definitely see the improvement since this time last year

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