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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
(OP’s alt) Oh, I was very much agreeing with you
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Indian-type designer Erin McLaughlin’s fun IG www.instagram.com/erin_type
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The
WHITE HOUSE
The White House @WhiteHouse
TWO KINGS.
2:27 PM • Apr 28, 2026 • 411K Views
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
How is The Onion still in business
Acyn
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FBI Director Kash Patel explains how the criminal investigation into James Comey's seashell post wasn't a simple one: This has been a case that's been investigated over the past 9, 10, 11 months. These cases take time.
Our investigators work methodically
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
We’re gonna end up with a T•••• toll on top of the IRGC toll, lol www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/trump…
Trump Tells Aides to Prepare for Extended Blockade of
Iran
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
WHCD runner may have fired, but it may also have been Sec Svc hitting Sec Svc www.nytimes.com/2026/04/27/us/polit…
Mr. Allen ran through a magnetometer holding a 12-gauge pump-action shotgun, and Secret Service agents "heard a loud gunshot," the affidavit stated. One agent was shot in the chest but was wearing a bulletproof vest, according to the affidavit, which did not say that it was Mr. Allen who shot the agent.
At a news conference after Mr. Allen's court appearance, the acting attorney general, Todd Blanche, said the injured agent drew his gun and fired five times at Mr. Allen, who fell to the ground and was arrested. Mr. Allen was not shot and had only minor injuries, the affidavit said. In addition to the shotgun, Mr.
Allen was also in possession of a .38-caliber pistol when he was arrested.
Mr. Blanche said investigators believed the suspect fired his weapon because a spent shotgun shell was found inside its chamber, but he noted that more forensic examination would be done to determine exactly what happened.
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
“… Now what can I do to get you into a nice sequined number” They even got his skin tone right
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
“Que será, será…”
rich traditions @helldude.bsky.social • 23h least of all he himself! his reaction to an attempt on his life was to try and leverage it for a building permit
kate bush's husband @airbagg... • 1d
Lmao nobody gaf about these attempts on his life
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Dems’ Loser Protection Agency 🤝 T••••’s whole thing www.wsj.com/business/autos/house-la…
In a letter Tuesday to Trump, Democratic Rep.
Debbie Dingell and more than 70 other
Democratic representatives said any effort to lower barriers for Chinese automobiles to enter the U.S.—including ones produced in other parts of North America—would "pose a direct threat to American manufacturing, workers, and national security."
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Next, the ghost of Meat Loaf addresses CIA on the Ukraine war
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
“Howl’s Moving Castle,” the original book: Clever, engaging, reminiscent of “The Wizard of Oz” with a scarecrow come to life. Like a lot of YA, sunny tone, never gets dark. Always love space-folding / magic zippers / portals.
DIANA WYNNE JONES
HOWL'S
MOVING CASTLE
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
First iPhone cost more than flip phone
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Ebike mods are half the fun. No room on the bar, so I sliced the end off the grip for a bar-end rearview.
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
On the ebike I heard an electric motor whine like a bat outta hell, Erik Buell’s e-moto. Rider in black helmet felt my gaze, waved, pointed at their boot. I’d forgotten I was wearing hot pink running shoes, but got it later. Le esprit de l’ebike
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Should’ve seen it coming, the man paid $130K to not have sex apnews.com/article/trump-offshore-w…
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Trump administration announced two more payouts Monday for energy companies to walk away from U.S. offshore wind projects under development.
Bluepoint Wind and Golden State Wind have agreed to end their offshore wind leases in exchange for reimbursements totaling nearly $900 million. Both
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Especially funny timing. No longer pretending to “fight for the white man” talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/is-tr...
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
US passport. Kind of him to supply so much flammable material for the protests www.thebulwark.com/p/exclusive-stat…
Ix CONGRESS Jer 4.5%.
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AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Kathak × country www.instagram.com/reel/DV0ef_c...
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Again, WHCD runner writes much more sanely than Musk
Elon Musk v @elonmusk
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If they're willing to die to assassinate, imagine what they will do if they gain political power
11:48 am • 26 Apr 2026 • 74.7M Views
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Militarily Top Secret
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
How can Tactical Ballroom be Top Secret. Are all the parties classified
@realDonaldTrump
What happened last night is exactly the reason that our great Military, Secret Service, Law Enforcement and, for different reasons, every President for the last 150 years, have been DEMANDING that a large, safe, and secure Ballroom be built ON THE GROUNDS OF THE WHITE HOUSE. This event would never have happened with the Militarily Top Secret Ballroom currently
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
T••••: Very strong, physically attractive law enforcement people made me feel safe
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Buddy, that’s the only thing the election will be about. Dem crooks 🤝 GOP crooks pols should never lose their grifts thehill.com/homenews/house/5849707-…
Jeffries says Trump impeachment not a top riority if Dems win louse maiority
BY ASHLEIGH FIELDS 04/26/26 10:44 AM ET
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Not buying Rep. Ditch Weed’s cop turn :D
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Silicon Valley was prune / apricot / peach orchards, now it’s transplants
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Excitable pupper nephew 😛
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I’ve seen such fedposting, whooshing right over the stupid filters suspending accts for “Lueegi”
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
D••••• Demolition will leave a crater
Nolan Hicks• @ndhapple.bsky.social • 28m
Not to be the But Actually Guy, but since digging big ill-planned holes in the ground is something of an expertise of mine... there is no way they're digging a giant hole under the East Wing that can hold scores or hundreds and it being done by Jan 2029.
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Jamming the opponent
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Samosæ @samosae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Why you’d need a giant bunker under WH and not just use Cheyenne Mountain www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/the-troub…
One of the only scenarios I can think of for why a president would require a long-term bunker underneath the White House itself was not to weather a terrorist or hostile attack but if he was trying to weather a POLITICAL attack — e.g., you had a president who refused to cede the White House at the end of his duly elected term or following a 25th Amendment or impeachment-and-removal scenario and didn't want to abandon the physical manifestation of presidential power at the White House, and instead retreated to the bunker complex underneath with some group of regime loyalists and corrupt Secret Service agents. Beyond that? We
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