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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Greatest to ever do it
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shrock?
A grey parrot investigating a croc that looks like shrek
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Paulie Walnuts catchin some sun
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
Screenshot of a YouTube video titled "ASMR INSANE ROCKET LAUNCHER SOUNDS Fer SLEEP And Relation Whispers, Tapping Soothing".
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social must know about this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtles...
A tiny turtle on top of a larger turtle which is on top of an even larger turtle
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Here's some of his work
THE SPECTATOR

I never found out because the one thing stopping me from being a teacher was that I could not remotely conceive of not trying to shag the kids. It seemed to me virtually impossible not to, and I was convinced that I'd be right in there, on day one. We're talking secondary school level here, by the way dabbled much below year ten, as it is now called. I just thought we ought to clear that up early on. At my old comprehensive school a few teachers were known to be schtupping the pupils; one of them, a female teacher who was extremely foxy in a Pot Noodle scuzzy kind of way - she copped off with some fifth-form lad, and another teacher (a man with a guitar and a and even then I don't think I'd have
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hold up
Larks' Tongues in Aspic (1973)
Starless and Bible Black (1974)
Red (1974)
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Not just twitter
Coolee Bravo

@BravoCoolee

Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?"

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.

1:34 pm

23 Oct 17

61.4K Retweets

146K Likes
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My proposed Minister for A1:
Bob Mortimer on Would I Lie To You?
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
me too. rhapsody/rof with the same image is annoying me though.
Last.fm last 7 days top artists (Rhapsody and Rhapsody of Fire have the same image, annoyingly):

1. The Silver - 57 plays
2. Stormkeep - 28 plays
3. Devil Master - 24 plays
4. Moonlight Sorcery - 19 plays
5. Horrendous - 16 plays
6. Rhapsody of Fire - 15 plays
7. Rhapsody - 10 plays
8 Neurosis - 8 plays
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a heatwave kills 2700 people
White man, woman, and child on a jet ski in the water. The man is driving, they are having a good time.
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Not one for #nowplaying posts but I feel the need to tell everyone that I'm listening to Mirror Reaper
Album art for Mirror Reaper by Bell Witch
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Just had a burrito and now sipping a Mexican Cola let's go
Bottle of Jarritos Mexican Cola being held
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I mean...
Twitter – formally known as X, since owner Elon Musk changed its name in 2023 – is a cesspit of hate, intolerance and bigotry. Which is one key reason why I am now in my 18th year on the site and cannot imagine leaving.
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Disconcertingly detailed smiley face sunglasses thumbs up emoji
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I can't do this anymore
Alex Hern

@hern.bsky.social

4m

one other thing on this: I think it is likely to have very good outcomes, in practice, to have a large corporate voice with a strong interest in dropped kerbs, level pavements, parking enforcement and enough width on a pavement for two robots to pass each other
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It's not generosity if it is expected to paid back. Utterly depraved.
“Receiving asylum support is a right, but it is also a responsibility. Once people can contribute and repay the generosity of the British people, we expect them to do so,” she said.
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Not happy with 33% Dubai but I'll take it otherwise
Your Results
64% Woke, 36% Chud
33% Techbro, 67% Neo-Luddite
53% Hopepilled, 47% Doomer
67% Davos, 33% Dubai

Your closest match:
Claudia Sheinbaum
President of Mexico (2024 - Present)
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Utter dogshit
The other way of looking at the numbers is as a kind of constitutional expenditure. We’re not paying to keep an old man and his wife in the style to which they have become accustomed. We’re paying to maintain a non-political, head-of-state role in the British constitutional structure – a space outside of politics which everyone can associate with, a kind of universal valve for national identity.

Interpreted in those terms, the numbers represent a pretty good deal. The Sovereign Grant for 2025-26 was £132.1m, but this was due to the reservicing of Buckingham Palace. Funding for the grant in 2027-2032 will be cut to £99.9m a year. You can smell the backstage PR calculations in that number – a fight to keep it below the £100m mark. But nevertheless, it seems good value for a constitutional mechanism which protects us from turning into America.

Much of the King’s income comes from private sources. He has investments, a large portfolio of land, and various retail and office properties. His tax bill was £11.7m in 2023-24 and £12.9m in 2024-25. This comes from income tax on his private income and capital gains tax on his assets.

He makes a lot of money, more than most of us can imagine. Although, to be honest, he is welcome to it given what comes with it. The King and Queen undertook 708 engagements last year – an increase of more than 100 on the previous one. Spending your life shaking hands with gawking strangers, without the slightest trace of privacy, while constantly subject to the judgemental assumptions of the public, sounds like my idea of hell. There is no income level which would make it tolerable.
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Can we think of another example where this might be the case, and yet is verboten to point out? 🤔
“I think people don’t trust that their voices will be heard unless they act aggressively. Some people believe that they won’t be heard [and] people resort to violence,” he said.
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Interesting how the "must be condemned, but..." reasoning only ever applies to a certain type of person doing a certain type of thing.
Dunne spoke to the Guardian in the aftermath of recent violent disorder in Southampton and Belfast. He said that, while the rioting in recent weeks must be condemned, there also had to be an acknowledgment of the “underlying causes” that are driving young men and boys to such volatile behaviour.
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Jimmy Ball is a well known little bitch
(I have limited interactions on this thread because I don't really have the time to defend this take today and even if I did I wouldn't defend it as worded here, because it's badly phrased and not my actual core point. Also I'm a coward, obvs. 🥲)
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_...
Wikipedia article titled "Murder of Balbir Singh Sodhi". The accompanying photo is a portrait of a man wearing a black suit. He has a thick black beard and is wearing a dark turban and he is smiling.

"Born July 6, 1949, Jalandhar, Punjab
Died September 15, 2001 (aged 52), Mesa, Arizona, U.S."

"Balbir Singh Sodhi (Punjabi: ਬਲਬੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ ਸੋਢੀ; July 6, 1949 – September 15, 2001),[1] a Sikh-American entrepreneur and franchisee in Mesa, Arizona, was murdered in a hate crime in the aftermath of the September 11 attacks. This was the first of several cases across the United States that were reported to the police as supposed acts of retaliation for the attacks. Balbir Singh Sodhi, who had a beard and wore a turban in accordance with his Sikh faith, was mistakenly profiled as an Arab Muslim and murdered by 42-year-old Frank Silva Roque (July 8, 1959 – May 11, 2022),[2] a Boeing aircraft mechanic at a local repair facility who held a criminal record for an attempted robbery in California. Roque had reportedly told friends that he was "going to go out and shoot some towel-heads" the day of the attacks.[3] Roque was sentenced to death (commuted later to life imprisonment) for first degree murder. He died in prison on May 11, 2022.[4]"
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Yes obviously the green candidate and many many Reform candidates and voters think and act like Nazis. You can just say it. But the discomfort between the lines here at the prospect of Reform voters being seen as or called Nazis is obvious.
Harriman insists that he was not drawing a comparison but making a plea for discussion. If you study his words, he is indeed arguing for engagement and persuasion.

But it's also no great stretch to see how Reform voters might see themselves cast as Nazis, particularly as Harriman rightly called out a vile racist statement written previously by one of Reform's winning candidates (since suspended).

By contrast, in the same post Harriman lauded the Green party something his critics feel is inappropriate for someone in his public position though it isn't without its own ugly baggage. One Green candidate had spoken of "Jewish cockroaches", a phrase that reeks of Goebbels-like propaganda.
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Still from Breaking Bad, Walter White is in his yellow lab suit, the subtitle reads "Someone cooked here."
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The Last Kingdom mentioned
Let's go emote
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Tweet from Mike F (@animaldrumss):

"Check this shit out motherfuker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Poor quality image of Mario Duplantier from Gojira drumming
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It's definitely not - if you're losing weight at a steady pace, eating enough, and incorporating exercise
The study, published at the European Congress on Obesity in Istanbul, found that for people who used exercise and diet control to reduce their size, muscle and bone loss accounted for 14 per cent of the weight they shed, in comparison with 32 per cent for those who used weight-loss jabs.
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Never kill yourself
Brown scuffed coffee table. Sitting on top is a can of lager, a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and an ashtray.Screenshot of a music player on a phone. Overspace & Supertime by Cryptic Shift playing.
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Looks like we're probably good. Going to pour a Woodford Rye out for Kash Patel's pathetic career when he finally gets fired
A spokesperson for Woodford Reserve said she did not have information about who had ordered the bottles or when. “Consumers who purchase Woodford Reserve occasionally have images and messages engraved on the bottle,” Elizabeth Conway, the director of external communications for the distillery’s parent company, told me. “These engravings occur after the point of purchase.”
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Rustin Cohle from True Detective
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
BREAKING: The inspector general of the DOJ has issued a death threat against Kash Patel
DOJ’s ethics handbook states that “an employee is prohibited from habitually using alcohol or other intoxicants to excess.” The department’s inspector general has warned that off-duty alcohol consumption can not only impair employees’ judgment; it can also make them vulnerable to exploitation or coercion by foreign adversaries.
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This is pathetic. It's also just alcoholism.
What Spencer seems to have missed, however, is the root cause of Westminster’s drink problem. Why does parliament, a place for deciding life-and-death issues, even have bars? Loneliness, stress and pack bonding under pressure are part of the answer. But chiefly it’s about being kept there late at night to vote, sometimes on momentous issues – though on those nights the bars are emptier, and the chamber full – but more often on technical amendments to legislation they’re barely following, with endless hanging about in-between. In-house restaurants and bars keep backbenchers fed, watered and where the whips can see them, while enabling after-work grousing, trading of information or the buttonholing of ministers who haven’t returned their calls.

The sight of tired people who’ve been at work for 14 hours being pushed through this legislative meat grinder, asking colleagues to remind them which way they’re supposed to be voting, isn’t always pretty. For frustrated backbenchers it can feed the feeling that they’re just lobby fodder, herded around like so many powerless sheep. Whether or not that’s true, to change the drinking culture, you need to change the reasons MPs drink.
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The only Claude I acknowledge
Two light blue bags of coffee beans sat in grass. One has "Claude" written on the front, the other a picture of the face of a British shorthair cat. Seemingly the same cat is stood behind licking one of the bags.Red bag of coffee beans, on the front a face picture of a grey British shorthair with a christmas hat on.Yellow bag of coffee beans. On the front a picture of a British shorthair cat wearing sunglasses and eating an ice cream cone.Light blue bag of coffee beans among a bed of daffodils. A picture of a bag wearing bunny ears on the front.
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Me when women still send me sexy photos
Crop of man from image in OP. Bald head, smiling, face scrunched up.
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Yes chad
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
One of those weeks
Last.fm Top artists Last 7 days
Converge - 105 plays
The  Ocean - 37 plays
Blackbraid - 33 plays
Blind Guardian - 31 plays
Nuclear Tomb - 27 plays
Kekth Arakh - 17 plays
Neurosis - 12 plays
Dystopia - 8 plays
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This is the Labour MP she replaced
Ministerial dismissal and suspension
On 8 February 2025, Gwynne was dismissed from the government as health minister and suspended from the Labour Party for offensive comments he had posted in a WhatsApp group used by Manchester Labour politicians.[32] In these messages, Gwynne mockingly suggested a reply to a constituent who had complained about a bin collection: "Dear resident, Fuck your bins. I'm re-elected and without your vote. Screw you. PS: Hopefully you'll have croaked it by the all-outs".[33] Gwynne wrote in the group that Diane Abbott's appearance as the first black woman at Prime Minister's Questions was a "joke" for Black History Month, and retweeted a tweet making sexualised comments about fellow Labour MP Angela Rayner.[34] Gwynne wrote that American psychologist Marshall Rosenberg's name "sounds too militaristic and too Jewish", and asked if Rosenberg was a member of Israel's intelligence service, Mossad.[35][33]
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This is the guy Hannah Spencer replaced, by the way.
Ministerial dismissal and suspension
On 8 February 2025, Gwynne was dismissed from the government as health minister and suspended from the Labour Party for offensive comments he had posted in a WhatsApp group used by Manchester Labour politicians.[32] In these messages, Gwynne mockingly suggested a reply to a constituent who had complained about a bin collection: "Dear resident, Fuck your bins. I'm re-elected and without your vote. Screw you. PS: Hopefully you'll have croaked it by the all-outs".[33] Gwynne wrote in the group that Diane Abbott's appearance as the first black woman at Prime Minister's Questions was a "joke" for Black History Month, and retweeted a tweet making sexualised comments about fellow Labour MP Angela Rayner.[34] Gwynne wrote that American psychologist Marshall Rosenberg's name "sounds too militaristic and too Jewish", and asked if Rosenberg was a member of Israel's intelligence service, Mossad.[35][33]
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Can't get past the paywall but curious to see her full answer here
Google search results:

"The Times
https://www.thetimes.com

Rachel Reeves: I've ensured we're in a better place to deal with conflict

17 hours ago - Asked to choose between President Trump and Ursula von der Leyen, the head of the European Commission, she does no..."
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
new cryptic shift album
Tyler, The Creator

@fucktyler

Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Absolutely nuts
But the technology was revealed in December to produce a far higher rate of false positives for black (5.5%) and Asian (4.0%) faces than for white faces (0.04%)
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This is insane.
But the technology was revealed in December to produce a far higher rate of false positives for black (5.5%) and Asian (4.0%) faces than for white faces (0.04%)
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Bluesky post
"They also did a Bengali version. Also, why did you crop the image?"

Acommpanied by full version of screenshot from Green Party video showing Keir Starmer posing for a photo with Narendra Modi, and David Lammy shaking hands with Benjamin Netanyahu. There is a caption in Bengali.
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Screenshots from Breaking Bad with Walt telling Jesse, "No, no, this whole thing, all of this... it's all about me."
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Sam @samomar.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Sarah Connor looking through the scope of a rifle in Terminator 2
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