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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That scary state fair of Texas mascot on fire. I posted this because Texas lost 24-27 to Oklahoma
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Roll that beautiful bean footage”
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
…and I keep having these strange dreams where I’m a fuckin moron with long hair who can’t talk to girls
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
Cramblin Duvet van from Detroiters
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
LIV golf declared bankruptcy and this is all I can think of
Blaine Capatch: “legit question for people who didn't see this coming: who ties your shoes”
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Great. I live in the absolute bluest part of this map, so I probably sound like a Hee Haw sketch to everyone around me.
Dialect map centered at Oklahoma City. The bluest part is New England.
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Lmao this is how it looks for me
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Happy birthday!
Kirk Cameron’s birthday party with a tiny cake and subway.
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My latest conspiracy theory is that Sophie Cunningham is a psyop by gambling companies to take money from their target demographic:
Kalshi WNBA sixth player of the year odds with Sophie Cunningham at 11%
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This post is a psyop by AI companies to think their products are the same as Skynet
From dame.is: real talk, how many of y’all are genuinely concerned about super intelligent AI ushering in the end of days?
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hi, I’m here for the movie money…
Upright citizens brigade doing the mini movie
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This you?
Homer Simpson in a pink shirt
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Speaking of film work, I love that people talk about his opening credit work and no one brings this up:
Title card for the movie Big starring Tom Hanks
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The same text next to a Dr. Seuss character
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You’re gonna hear from my lawyer:
A pic of Mitch Bryant - a lawyer that deals with toilets with joke holes that are only just for farts - yelling
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Willy wonka’s face really really close up
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This was a reply to a Drew Magary article
Ihateorange.bsky.social: oh let’s judge the singer and football player but let the trumps run wild.
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Tiny dinky daffy
1927 to 2019
Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Album cover of the chat pile album titled god’s country
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
We have another report using infrared cameras
Roasting chicken infrared image From Simpsons episode “Homer Badman”
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Same energy
It says FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE in big yellow letters
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Two posts: the bottom reads “I searched the phrase ‘What would Reagan do” and the top reads “about to commit a premeditated act of lunch”
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
And this is Donald Trump after Rubio offered him some gum:
The exquisite patriarch of the Buxton family being fooled by Pee-wee Herman’s trick gum. You think with all his financial success that he would avoid such shenanigans. But again, Herman rises to victory in the eternal class struggle that looms over us like a dark cloud. We cherish such moments because they are so few.
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Pee wee Herman with his giant ear that he put on on Mario’s magic shop. He’s going “what?! What?!” Because it’s funny that someone with a big novelty ear would say that. Paul Reubens is deeply missed.
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The pride flag is gonna look like the coat of arms of the Holy Roman Emperor by the end of the decade:
Coat of arms of Charles V, holy Roman emperor. He’s got like a thousand different tiny baby shields representing every dad gum little province that had a castle and a tollbooth in it.
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Here’s Trump’s latest post about the Kennedy Center ruling:
It’s a pic of the Rosetta Stone because his rant is fucking long lol
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The homer car from the Simpsons
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Literally you
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This is like deadspin and that picture of a hammered Papa John
Papa John, with three sheets to the wind, at a Louisville game hanging on to two bros for dear life
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Same energy
Shark from Toy Story wearing Woody’s hat and going HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Divine with a speech bubble
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Zangief dancing with Gorbachev and two KGB agents
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
She has goldeneye mouth
The cover of n64 game goldeneye
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My eternal number one:
A while back, Dunkin Donuts used Rob Gronkowski in some ads. But my friend and I had no idea he was a football player, so we thought Dunkin came up with an Original Character named "Gronk" to advertise their energy drink.
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I have a picture of Milhouse’s dad boasting about his bed. Do you?
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
He needs this shirt
A guy looking like a cross between Marilyn Manson and Robert Smith wearing a yellow tee that says “I made the breakthrough!”
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
At least it isn’t the Columns 3 guy
Box art for Columns 3 video game. There a balding guy with a yellow shirt and I have no idea who the hell he is
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Same energy
A stupid ad for a pair of sunglasses that claim to make you see in high definition. It’s the hearing equivalent of taking some earmuffs and claiming they’re Beats by Dre
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Trump’s cabinet be like:
Roger from hit tv show “Doug” wearing a very-giant pair of shoes while playing basketball. I mean these shoes are massive. They’re about the length of his torso and go up to his knees. These damn things would be too big for Shaq. I don’t know how he’s even running in this. I guess cartoons aren’t real life. But you know what is? Trump’s cabinet wearing shoes too big for their feet.
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Markwayne Mullin in his last life as a plumber
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I don’t know if this is anything or not
The text says “coneheads, but with a full head of hair”
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
It’s Tim Robinson, baby!
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
New profile pic
An Easter egg from the NES version of Family Feud. A crudely-drawn bald man with gray skin and pure blue eyes wears a black shirt with a very wide tie. In the upper left corner, text says “Knock me down! Mr. Swanky says:” and below it a blue speech bubble that says “Beer!”
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
“I want to be a good boy”
Nixon when he said “I am not a crook”
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Grace Jones in a box, from the Pee-wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special ROOOOOOOL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE THE OLSEN TWINS ARE TURNING 40 THIS YEAR THE WHEELS ON THE BUS TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Went to Facebook and saw the ai caricature trend and decided to give it a try
A hyper accurate detail of me, the most handsomest guy around. Definitely not a crude stick figure drawing with the words “artificial intelligence” deliberately misspelled.
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Ben Horne from Twin Peaks playing with Civil War toys. Also I was late to work this morning, but that’s okay because I worked extra hours on Monday finishing up a report.
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Say Curt Cignetti, do you like football?
Gerald Ford on The Simpsons
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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20 mule team Borat @samnotscott.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Tim Robinson with a speech bubble
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