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@samnoack.bsky.social
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X,xxx/LEAPs Gamestop owner. This account is mostly to comment on that saga. Not contrarian, but anti many things. I try to be logically consistent which means I am often a prick. My dumb thoughts here represent only myself and my war on Wall Street lol

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Crayon Eater @samnoack.bsky.social · 16h
Everyone too busy looking left on chegg (AI killed it nooo it's doomed) to notice the thing to the right (it is severely undervalued, has no debt, low P/B, a CEO that actually buys shares like Gamestop, and one of the strongest and arguably better competitors to duolingo on the market).
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Crayon Eater @samnoack.bsky.social · 18h
Why Trump loves AI: Trump: "People make fun of me for saying hamberder. I feel like it's not that bad?" AI: "You are right! Matter of fact, hamburger can sound an awful lot like hamberder, to the point it is very popular to jokingly say hamberder today!...
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Crayon Eater @samnoack.bsky.social · 19h
AI is exceptional at the single thing Trump loves: being gaslit into believing you are much smarter than you really are.
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Crayon Eater @samnoack.bsky.social · 19h
The trump bubble is legitimately bursting right now. Holy hell some of these tech giants got destroyed this week. Have fun, bagholders...
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Crayon Eater @samnoack.bsky.social · 22h
Accenture limiting AI usage is a much bigger deal than anyone understands, and mark my words this will be seen as the "black swan event" that sparked the first stages of the AI bubble collapse. Buckle up. Too long to extrapolate on bluesky...
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Crayon Eater @samnoack.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Chegg is up 20%. I did just call it didn't I? Glaf I got in at the $0.69 low, for the memes if nothing else.
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Crayon Eater @samnoack.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
My costco happened to have the SWU exclusive box with the sick han and leia artworks. I grabbed 3 to have a full playset and they told me only 2 allowed, strictly enforced for scalping. My dude nobody is scalping SWU, and you need 3 sets of a card to play... Pokemon caused the dark times 😂
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Crayon Eater @samnoack.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Gamestop apes looking down on the haters like.
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Crayon Eater @samnoack.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It's actually impressive how quickly Trump has run America into the ground. Usually it takes a good 5-10 years to see the real consequences of a president but this guy is such an idiot he made the effects hurt everywhere within 12 months.
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Crayon Eater @samnoack.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
When was the last time you thought of Chegg? "Oh that company that helps college students cheat that got fucking eviscerated by AI overnight and probably doesn't exist anymore?" Exactly. Everyone is too busy forgetting it to notice... it actually has some serious potential here. Busuu is great.
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