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@sammyspoder.bsky.social
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PandaMonium @pandamonium.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tony Hawk for Smash Bros, and I’m not even kidding.
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The answer is clear Yllerb
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Midna on a DS screen with the text "we've got such a nice hole in the middle there. It'd be a shame if you accidentally filled it in"

(How to play Picross)
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Someone who understands 🫡
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sorry I was getting pretzels 😕
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
They don't say hot as balls for nothin
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I wanna say some kind words but my two cents are not asked for and I doubt will provide any benefit for them 😞
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The urge to insert myself into situations I don't belong in is strong. I don't know any specifics, I don't even know who's involved but I don't like seeing people hurt by things they've made. It's a deeply saddening feeling even if it isn't so emotional for them.
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
promise?
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Answer the question
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Oh? Consider my interest, piqued
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
6 arms, 6 boobs, very well crafted potion
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𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓𝑫𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒍𝒆 @dehdangerdoodle.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
That corny ass @bbnomula.bsky.social was phenomenal in Seattle. Very fun, wishing I was there again already. Much love my man, keep up the good work ❤️ Also sending it to DJ TIIIIIIP, Jungle Bobby, Noche, and of course the rest of the team that made it happen.
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Holy shit it was a *joke* are you kidding? Haha look, we're doing more obtrusive nonsense that's the joke? I was only pretending to be stupid in 2026?
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My bad, just saying hi
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
That's only because the FDA rounds up to the nearest five calories 😋
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Tegan Deer 🦌 @tegandeer.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Who doesn't love pizza~ #vore
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Careful with that!
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Does your own art count as a reference? 😉 Maybe a certain someone is getting 'nice and cozy' under a hefty spider cock, forced to listen to me drone on and on about different bugs and their flavors 🤤
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Attractive Nuisance @junebug.northsky.social · 02/01/2026
A comic: the top reads “Journalist visits Twitter” and shows a figure traipsing along while other figures shout things like “black people suck” and “trans people suck”. The figure is unaffected.
The lower half is labeled “Journalist visits Bluesky” and the figure’s traipsing is interrupted by someone shouting “you suck!”  The final panel shows the figure cold, sad, and fetal in a dark alley, along with a hand written note saying “Today, I went to hell…”
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Ratdoodle Adventure🎮🐀 @handle.invalid · 28/12/2025
Some gameplay visuals of "Ratdoodle Adventure"! Link to wishlist on steam in replies! We're planning on having a demo out in January 2026! #blender3d #art #indiegames #godot
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
hey wtf why am I a smelly bird??
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
You know how to swim, right? 😇
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
You don't seem too mad about it 😋
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Happy Holidays little flower, may your yearning be answered in the new year. ❤️
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Christmas came early! And so did something else... 🥴
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
On that, we agree 🥴
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The system failed you, you didn't fail it. You bring joy even if you don't realize it, and you certainly don't deserve misery.
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Spray bottle and a wagging finger
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Poor thing... 🥺
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Somehow, pff, adorable
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Hey that's me!!!
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Welcome to the club, speck 😏
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
If you want another reminder, just ask 😏
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Not your first word being stomp 🤭
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Poor thing... 🥺🥺🥺😈
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Not my shower-Brelly being dirty! Guess I'll have to include you in my daily cleaning ritual from now on... sponge, bar of soap, or loofah?
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Well, good thing I can just Uber Eats another handful 🥰
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Signed
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Nothing sad about it~ :::P
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
It's a very good profile!
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
😇
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I'll ask the employee, maybe they're in the back...
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Hey now! It's just because we're not really sure what you want, smooshing is just generally a good guess 😋
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Sammy @sammyspoder.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
f-for how long...?
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