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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My cousin told me everytime somebody likes one of my posts he commits a new hate crime :(

Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

If Anne Hathaway was a boat ride away I probably wouldn’t get lost like a dumbass for seven years for no good reason I just watched End of Oak Street

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I don’t like when Costco sells two of something. Every other store I can just buy a thing, and 2 isn’t even buying in bulk, you’re just giving me two water bottles for my one mouth and that’s dumb

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Instead of putting protein in everything they should put my mother’s love (god rest her soul

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The boss says I radiate S E X U A L C H A R I S M A so he’s gonna have to put me down. I am a therapy dog.

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

They literally sent a patriot missile to osamba bin laden’s house because he was too horny

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I was polishing off a bag of croutons when my landlord showed up demanding to know if I was running some sort of home grown ai data center. Had to tell him all that water was me cleaning my fish tank cause I fed my betas redbull and it gave them the squirts for like 2 weeks

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Foot guy who always accidentally cums to his prejacs of shoes

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Get a hold of your meatballs, senator

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I got demoted to the second restaurant in ikea again. Not for blu ray shit but because I kept trying to give a guy who I thought was a homophobe the rainbow cake. He wasn’t a homophobe, he just wanted the daim cake

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

They should make a double decker bus cop car

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I’ll tell you a story. It’s late 2013 or around there and DiCaprio is doing blow off a czar’s teenage daughter off the waters Tasmania and no one can contact him. The Revenant starts shooting in a week and people are panicking.

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

When came to Canada I was shocked that when I crossed the border gas went from like $3 a gallon to well over $100. But that’s why I’ve taken the bus ever since

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

If I met Jay Z in an airport bathroom I’d probably say something cool as hell, like “what’s the word, me hearty”

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

They should do cocaine bear at my local zoo, like for charity

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

The power I get from oscillating in a direct manner is not connected to the last dream of the greatest blue

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I was contacted by Pete Hegseth 🫡 and he spoke to me and said that NONE of the school shooters had ever searched the words FERAL HOGS on their computer. These were Lefty Psychos, not HOG FEARING Americans

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

My agent recently told me that I’m actually a sleeper agent for the Cuban government and I’ll be activated with a secret code word at the avatar 5 premiere and made to assassinate the president of the united the states. So that was kind of weird.

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Disclosure Day but instead it’s me telling you all that most of the meat in the ikea meatballs is horse

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

If I were a professional golfer, after the first round in each tournament I would simply say, that’s enough golf, and respectfully bow out of the competition

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

The avatar press tour per diem has officially been burned through and I am back to work at Ikea. Manager is giving my another shot at the main restaurant, lots of new menu items makes it busy, but the second I start telling people to buy a blu ray my ass is back to 2nd restaurant, or so he says

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

When I get into a heated argument I have a tendency to mix up the words narcissist and narcoleptic, and I’ve learned it actually really throws people off because we all are secretly worried we’re saying/doing some weird shit in our sleep

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

The Secret to Papa Murohy’s pizza is the way they slaughter the chicken

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Ants are kind of fucking hilarious, they find a single crumb and they’re like, I’ll eat for a week!

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

When watching a movie it’s a scientific fact that your ass falls asleep at the exact time your bladder is nearest to bursting, and these forces oppose each other and heal your soul. This is God’s plan, go see Avatar again

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Kinda weird how these AIs that were supposed to do a decade’s worth of cancer research in a day are spending most of their time making prejac shit for pedos but that’s just the invisible hand of the market I guess

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

I’ve looked at the box office for avatar 3, and folks, 2026 is gonna be just fine

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Sorry been kinda quiet for me. When James Cameron said that stuff about maybe not making avatar 4-6 I went into a downward spiral. I got drunk, showed up at Zoe’s Saldana’s house and asked her to marry me. I think she is already married though I guess? Either way, I went to ikea and cooled off

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Hope it’s not too inside Hollywood for anyone but I got to direct a bit of the 2nd unit on avatar 3 and got immediately fired for encouraging most of the extras to “go grinch mode”. I was pretty nervous so I did get sorta drunk both times

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Everybody says I’m doing fine. Everybody is saying that I’m not fucking it all up

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I just heard the Matt Damon stuff and I literally spit out my Baja blast

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Welcome to Avatar #3 Ladies and gentle man. My skin maybe permanently dyed blue, but it wa worth it for ur pleasure and enjoyment

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Zoe Saldana got me some cruelty free cologne for Christmas (stole it from her husband’s bathroom drawer). But idk, I got all freaked out when I went to use it this morning so I sprayed it on a bird and it pecked me right in the ear

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

I am sort of the Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer of the Avatar cast. I know a lot look overlook me and my role here but I will keep putting in the work

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

I am once again spending Thanksgiving in Stephen Lang’s house. He is very drunk and has been asking me about my roles outside Avatar and he laughs maniacally when I explain them. He thinks I made up Man on a Ledge :(

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

I asked the VFX people to give me “Kennedy hair” in avatar 3 and when James Cameron heard he sold my digital likeness to North Korea :(

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

“My SEXUAL Awakening and Reju-vagination with Ms Frizzle” title of a romance novel wherein the magic school bus takes a ride on a colonoscopy camera

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Can you imagine how the modern Republican Party would handle it if some crazy renowned actor shot the president at the premiere of avatar 3 and jumped down onto the stage and yelled some Navi shit and ran off

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

James Cameron eats an orange LIKE A MENACE Peels it only with his left hand and his teeth, cuts it up like he’s gonna make onion rings out of it, and finally eats half and leaves the rest in my shoe. Goddamn him right to hell

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

There’s a point in tron ares where Jared Leto rides a cyber jetski while nine inch nails blares in the background, and 2010-me would have been like, yeah that sounds about right, Barrack Obama is president. But 2025-me still kind of has a hard time believing it.

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

I never understand my lines in Avatar, I mean the little guy, at the start, with the bad legs, is he dead??

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Well this is just great. I finally land the first non-avatar role in years, and then Trump throws out more tariffs threats. NCIS: Yukon Territory was going to be a turning point for my career. I am being told it’s being rewritten to be NCIS: ICE, starring Jeremy Renner :(

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

I have been told I am getting 3% of all sales of hemroid crème from the mid-trailer ad on YouTube today, so click away fuckers!

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Yes I am keeping quiet on the Kimmel thing, yes it is because I am gunning for the job. If I work nights I might be able to make some cash while I wait for the avatar checks to roll in

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

The best thing for my mental health that I ever did was buy a jet ski

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I’m making my own ikea, but it’s just the shitty end tables I’ve tried to make on the weekends. And it will have a restaurant, called The Hollywood Restaurant, serving terribly misshapen hamburgers, that are legally not just meatballs.

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

The ancient star people were nuts. Big Dipper: yep, nailed it. One that looks like a guy: alright, I can see it. Pisces: what the hell are you talking about.

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Sam Worthington 🍥 @sammyslickw.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

I have no evidence for it but I believe with deep conviction that Zoe Saldana is a flat earther

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