SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 04/04/2026It's been a while since I posted a tired couch selfie 🤍 2431
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I'd show off all the inches we're getting, but the load is too thick to see through 😩 3300
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I see the mediation between "toxic sluts" and "bitter shut-ins" is going well... 2111
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 07/02/2026It's a funny brain bug for men that the average dick is 6" hard. It's not! I see you 6" men and your slightly big weiners 🤍🍆 0150
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 27/01/2026When we first got the dog, hubby was hilariously modest around her. He's finally acclimated and lets it all hang out like nature intended. Got back from walking her and he's just naked in the kitchen 😌 And she doesn't care at all! Just like I promised him 🤍 1150
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 26/01/2026The look of a man who just handled too many inches ⛄️🤍 3920
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I'd just like to point out that, in Andor, the Galactic Empire was more subtle in the prelude to Gorman than the Trump regime is being in Minneapolis. 080
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 25/01/2026It's 8°F and this little goblin still wants to stop and sniff everything 🥶 0340
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Gays posting about how many inches they're getting before a snow storm is the only gay agenda that exists. 1150
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Hey gays. Look. I know. I know you're horny little fuck-nuggets & it's a tough world out there & you might have a thing for men who are awful or unreliable. But pls. For me. Go on your lil apps, check your contacts. Find any MAGA dudes whose holes/poles you've worked. Block 'em. Don't fuck MAGA🤍 1211
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I hope all the anti-electoral, non-voting keyboard warriors are gearing up to enter the fray when shit really starts. Coz if not, what are y'all for? 1100
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I love looking down and realizing it's a good dick day 🙏🏼 4190
Reposted by SamZeeKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 12/01/2026living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be 67105852781
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Sadly, I don't think I can grow a good enough beard to be this lazy with shaving 🙃 2350
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Hey. My fellow gays. I know a lot of us fetishize toxic, damaged masculinity. And, I mean, you do you, babes. But make a personal commitment for me, okay? Don't fuck ICE. 2382
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I love Heated Rivalry. I love its representation. I love the drama. I love the smut. I love the wholesomeness. And also I love how funny it is that so many out and proud fans are idolizing closeted, hidden relationships as peak romance 🤍 1170
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 08/01/2026That gay teacher moment when you have to hold back from saying "gurl" to scold your glass-closet student when they do something cheeky 0160
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Goooood morning 🌞 Almost died in ice like eight times getting here this morning ⛸️ Time to spare for a lil workout tho 😤 3760
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 03/01/2026So does everyone take, like, fresh nudes for every #fcf? Coz, it looks the same, sweetie 🤍 6220
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Lol at all the liberals who are shocked. Like, have you lived in America? 2180
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Good morning 🌞 A president ordering the bombing of a country and the kidnapping its leader absent a declared war or otherwise legislatively authorized operation is unconstitutional. It's also a war crime. Not that anyone cares anymore. 1231
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Speaking of Cardi B, Her testimony in that trial was one of the greatest things I've ever seeen 🤍 0100
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 03/01/2026My neighbor didn't take down their Christmas decorations yet. Look what happened to Santa! 080
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Forgot I had an alt. Forgot the password. Forgot the email account I used to make it. Lmao. 5250
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 01/01/2026New Year's Resolution: convince more men to enjoy their butts. Not necessarily in a gay way, but in a "you're leaving pleasure on the table" way. 1301
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Don't believe everything you see on social media. We're really in dark basements with terrible lighting, chapped lips, thinning hair, and visible pores. Happy New Years Eve babessss 🤍 2400
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I love that Heated Rivalry is basically a BL manhwa. Good for western and producers for finally realizing there's a market for cute, smutty gay romance. 1120
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 29/12/2025One funny thing about my city, Cambridge, MA, is that the effective political parties are NIMBY Shitlibs, YIMBY Shitlibs, YIMBY SocDems, and NIMBY Communists. Plus like three Trumpers who plaster their salvage trucks with MAGA to be different. I'm among the YIMBY Shitlibs and SocDems 🤍 2120
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Look, I know Ilya is a soft dom top in HR, but Connor gives off the most amazing vers brat energy 🥵 2100
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I remember being a camboy in 2010 economic doldrums before it was cool and there were tons of Americans. Now fewer. I feel like if the economy crashes there's gonna be another wave of American cam boys... unless the GOP effectively bans camming. 2131
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Yes, Mr. Willumsen... I'm sure you're just advertising your Atelier 👀 1120
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Catching yourself idly playing with your nipple thru ur shirt while in a convo with someone 💀 4171
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 21/12/2025I love the little croissant my dog turns into when a gust of wind goes up her butt 🥹 0160
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Good morning 🌞 I used to post a pic like this everyday on social media. Whyyyyyyyyyy 7650
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I swear the internet really started going downhill when the Boomers got on Facebook and has only spiraled since GenZ got aboard and took all the fun out of everything by being either too sensitive or too bigoted. Much like the boomers, coincidentally. 1170
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 21/07/2025lol AOC suddenly being persona non-grata to the American left for voting "no" on a Trojan horse amendment that WOULDN'T actually defund weapons to Israel is peak 2025 dumb-shit lib-left self-foot-shooting 🫠 4190
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 21/07/2025So sad that straight couples don't enjoy mutually ogling hot people. Windowshopping hot men is one of the favorite public activities hubby and I partake in 7410
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Welcome home to our new baby bean Millicent (Millie) 🥰 1490
SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Just a hubby appreciation post for 15 years since we met 🤍🤍🤍 3510