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SamZee

@sammylikesdinos.bsky.social
2.5K followers 1.3K following 3.7K posts

Kms I have to teach civics to youths in the 2020s. I'm an '88 millennial. nerdy stuff... dinosaurs, animals, history, politics, city life, transit, anime... oh and I'm GAY 🌈 ... I am way more chaotic than you'd expect.

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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It's been a while since I posted a tired couch selfie 🤍
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I'd show off all the inches we're getting, but the load is too thick to see through 😩
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Not the worst Saturday
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I see the mediation between "toxic sluts" and "bitter shut-ins" is going well...
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
It's a funny brain bug for men that the average dick is 6" hard. It's not! I see you 6" men and your slightly big weiners 🤍🍆
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
When we first got the dog, hubby was hilariously modest around her. He's finally acclimated and lets it all hang out like nature intended. Got back from walking her and he's just naked in the kitchen 😌 And she doesn't care at all! Just like I promised him 🤍
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The look of a man who just handled too many inches ⛄️🤍
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I'd just like to point out that, in Andor, the Galactic Empire was more subtle in the prelude to Gorman than the Trump regime is being in Minneapolis.
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It's 8°F and this little goblin still wants to stop and sniff everything 🥶
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Gays posting about how many inches they're getting before a snow storm is the only gay agenda that exists.
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Hey gays. Look. I know. I know you're horny little fuck-nuggets & it's a tough world out there & you might have a thing for men who are awful or unreliable. But pls. For me. Go on your lil apps, check your contacts. Find any MAGA dudes whose holes/poles you've worked. Block 'em. Don't fuck MAGA🤍
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I hope all the anti-electoral, non-voting keyboard warriors are gearing up to enter the fray when shit really starts. Coz if not, what are y'all for?
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I love looking down and realizing it's a good dick day 🙏🏼
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
FYI: anarchists are the best leftists.
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Ah the old days of 2016 🤍
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Sadly, I don't think I can grow a good enough beard to be this lazy with shaving 🙃
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Hey. My fellow gays. I know a lot of us fetishize toxic, damaged masculinity. And, I mean, you do you, babes. But make a personal commitment for me, okay? Don't fuck ICE.
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I love Heated Rivalry. I love its representation. I love the drama. I love the smut. I love the wholesomeness. And also I love how funny it is that so many out and proud fans are idolizing closeted, hidden relationships as peak romance 🤍
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
That gay teacher moment when you have to hold back from saying "gurl" to scold your glass-closet student when they do something cheeky
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Goooood morning 🌞 Almost died in ice like eight times getting here this morning ⛸️ Time to spare for a lil workout tho 😤
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
So does everyone take, like, fresh nudes for every #fcf? Coz, it looks the same, sweetie 🤍
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Lol at all the liberals who are shocked. Like, have you lived in America?
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Good morning 🌞 A president ordering the bombing of a country and the kidnapping its leader absent a declared war or otherwise legislatively authorized operation is unconstitutional. It's also a war crime. Not that anyone cares anymore.
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Speaking of Cardi B, Her testimony in that trial was one of the greatest things I've ever seeen 🤍
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Figured it out 😁
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
My neighbor didn't take down their Christmas decorations yet. Look what happened to Santa!
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Forgot I had an alt. Forgot the password. Forgot the email account I used to make it. Lmao.
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
New Year's Resolution: convince more men to enjoy their butts. Not necessarily in a gay way, but in a "you're leaving pleasure on the table" way.
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Don't believe everything you see on social media. We're really in dark basements with terrible lighting, chapped lips, thinning hair, and visible pores. Happy New Years Eve babessss 🤍
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I love that Heated Rivalry is basically a BL manhwa. Good for western and producers for finally realizing there's a market for cute, smutty gay romance.
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
One funny thing about my city, Cambridge, MA, is that the effective political parties are NIMBY Shitlibs, YIMBY Shitlibs, YIMBY SocDems, and NIMBY Communists. Plus like three Trumpers who plaster their salvage trucks with MAGA to be different. I'm among the YIMBY Shitlibs and SocDems 🤍
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Miss this bub 🤍
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Look, I know Ilya is a soft dom top in HR, but Connor gives off the most amazing vers brat energy 🥵
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I remember being a camboy in 2010 economic doldrums before it was cool and there were tons of Americans. Now fewer. I feel like if the economy crashes there's gonna be another wave of American cam boys... unless the GOP effectively bans camming.
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Yes, Mr. Willumsen... I'm sure you're just advertising your Atelier 👀
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Catching yourself idly playing with your nipple thru ur shirt while in a convo with someone 💀
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I love the little croissant my dog turns into when a gust of wind goes up her butt 🥹
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Good morning 🌞 I used to post a pic like this everyday on social media. Whyyyyyyyyyy
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Oldest selfie on your phone 2010
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Just a dog day afternoon 🤍
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I swear the internet really started going downhill when the Boomers got on Facebook and has only spiraled since GenZ got aboard and took all the fun out of everything by being either too sensitive or too bigoted. Much like the boomers, coincidentally.
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
"LOOK OVER THERE"
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
lol AOC suddenly being persona non-grata to the American left for voting "no" on a Trojan horse amendment that WOULDN'T actually defund weapons to Israel is peak 2025 dumb-shit lib-left self-foot-shooting 🫠
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
A Boston terrier is a "straight man" dog????
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
So sad that straight couples don't enjoy mutually ogling hot people. Windowshopping hot men is one of the favorite public activities hubby and I partake in
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Welcome home to our new baby bean Millicent (Millie) 🥰
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Just a hubby appreciation post for 15 years since we met 🤍🤍🤍
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Pretty much heaven ☀️🌊⛱️
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SamZee @sammylikesdinos.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Hubby turned 36 so we went to tea! 🫖
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