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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Surprise. This is actually a Bendy selfshipping account. I'm madly in love with Bendy the Demon and the Ink Demon. I have zero desire for anyone else, ever, at all. In fact, I hate everyone else.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

My new year's resolution is to worship the Lord better, love even harder, recruit more to the flock, and become way more insane. I also want to learn how to bake bread.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

My new year's resolution is to become worse than I already am. And ten times more gay.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

For this new year, don't respect your elders. Punch your nearest elder that isn't me. They probably deserve it. I'm going to punch Henry as soon as I see him.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

Of course my beliefs do not reflect that of my employer. He hated gay people... and everyone and everything that wasn't actively giving him money.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

I was walking down the hall and stepped in a puddle of ink... ah, well, I thought it was a puddle of ink. I fell into it. I fell through it. I fell into an entire other room. What the fuck.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

I am a good Christian boy who has never sinned.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

Homosexuality in such a way that it can only be shared between God and man.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

The way I love is by becoming one with my partner. I don't want to be separate entities, being me is lonely and unsightly. I want to be a beautiful yet horrific amalgamation of the best and worst parts of us.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

My preference leans towards beings that are immortal and possibly divine and/or demonic in a manner that makes them entirely detached from humanity and anything humans could understand or comprehend. If they aren't a fucked up abominable monster, what's the point, truly?

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

I spent 8 months trying to tidy the music department before finally accepting defeat.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

Alice said she's going to take me out back and put me down like a dog :(

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

Ink will fix my mental illnesses, probably.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 05/12/2023

I am not happy to be alive, but I continue living regardless. Spite and love are equally beautiful motivators.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 04/12/2023

I would happily jump off a cliff for my Lord. I don't know why Alice is judging me, I think she's jealous of how close we are.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

Yes, it's lunch time. Yes, I just woke up. Also, fuck you.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

Hymns lose their luster when you're the one making them.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

Holy SHIT. Getting slept on by someone twice your size is best related to getting fucking suffocated. I'm good, though. I'm not complaining.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

Not that every sound He makes isn't music to my ears, but He snores very loud.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

My Lord calls me and I say yes pookie wookie boo boo bear? He doesn't like that.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

Allison told me I have the energy of an aggressive chihuahua. She's the one dating a dogman, so maybe she should mind her own damn business.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

They say time heals all wounds, but I don't know, this gash in my head doesn't seem to be going away.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 13/11/2023

If I have to celebrate another birthday down here, I'm going to have a conniption. I might even, I don't know, tie Henry to a chair and sacrifice him to the Lord... wait, he just told me I already did that. Well, shit, I'm out of ideas.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 10/11/2023

I didn't want to hurt anyone, but my Lord said I would be a good boy if I did, so now I HAVE to. That's just how it works. Duh.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 10/11/2023

I don't have depression, I just have severe anger issues and also I cry a lot when nobody is around.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 07/11/2023

Tom and I have more in common than he thinks, it's just that he does whatever an angel wants instead of a demon.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 06/11/2023

I can't fix Him, but on the upside, He makes everything much less unbearable.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 04/11/2023

I wish I could understand anything Jack was saying. Unfortunately, I don't speak "oooogh ooooh ogh aaaaagh".

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 28/10/2023

How do you wash ink off your clothes? And your hands? And your chest? And your legs, and your arms, and your face, and your neck, and

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 27/10/2023

Need to remember to never let my Lord pick out an outfit for me again. A maid's dress. The audacity! ... ... it is pretty, though.

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 25/10/2023

I can't find my Lord so I guess it's the time of day where I lay on the floor in fetal position and cry

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 24/10/2023

I barked at Tom and he looked at me funny. Isn't he a dog? Nothing makes sense anymore...

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Prophet Sammy Lawrence 🙏 @sammylawrence.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

I saw Henry yesterday! It's always exciting to see an old friend, so I went up to him to say hello, of course. But then Tom lodged an axe in my head? What the hell! I have a headache. Also, I think my skull is fractured.

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