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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 19h
We created SI to solve our AI problem. Up next: Bullshit Intelligence or BSI.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She might want to see Jesus but good luck getting him a visa these days.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hegseth would be more convincing if he delivered this speech in a bathrobe and slippers.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He would just do the ol' WMD two-step: I wasn't talking about missiles, I was talking about suitcase nukes. Suitcase nukes? I meant nukes that could fit into this small, glass vial...
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can someone throw some horror movie soundtrack on the slow zoom into that darkened doorway?
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Because Trump just had it explained to him this morning and so naturally he thinks he’s the first person to ever hear it.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It can’t be a top tier city if it doesn’t have an arch.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This term is Trump’s second chance! JD is actually asking for a thirdsies…
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They only eat Biblical Cheese Burgers.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Exactly. What some is willing to do to get power is a pretty good indicator of how they will use that power once they get it.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is telling that overnight the media picked up and ran with the “Artificial intelligence will kill us all” baton while sanewashing the good old fashioned human stupidity actively destroying everything from the White House.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“We don’t need New York” is a real statement. Fuck this guy.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Everyone’s talking about how artificial intelligence may kill us all in the future just as good old fashioned human stupidity is really hitting its stride as it gallops toward the apocalypse.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
25 years after 9/11 the world feels more uncertain and dangerous than that morning precisely because Donald Trump is president.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Put another way, poor people would like to live. Rich people want to live forever. We can only actually make one of these things happen and the rich insist it’s theirs.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would have happily kicked this dude in the balls repeatedly for free but now I see there’s a market here…
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mock if you want but this is an entirely achievable goal once SpaceX opens the market on Mars.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was walking into a grocery store here yesterday and a woman coming out practically melted in the parking lot and shouted, as if for all of us, “God damn it’s hot.” Yeah it is!
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Making it all the more amazing that he emphasizes accountability amongst the values he’s “brought back” to the DOD.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
But she has infantilized herself to stay with daddy forever so really people should respect…wait…ew. Never mind.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When Trump world finally implodes and all the real crazy spills out into the open it’s going to be an absolutely historic hot mess. I’m so looking forward to it!
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If the last 30 years have taught us anything... To be honest, by today every democrat should be out there with a new message, too, like improv, "Ballroom, Natalie and...." Just keep adding on and force MAGA to keep responding and keep spinning...
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is insane. It’s so tired to say these days but if any other president had said the same thing…
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They're everywhere!
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And guess what else is at historic lows? www.cnbc.com/2026/08/10/o...
cnbc.com
Oil in U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserve falls below 300 million barrels, lowest since 1983
U.S. presidents have increasingly ordered massive releases from the SPR in recent years.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I understand that there were serious national security issues at stake here but... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm actually here for the frug plushies now.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I had no idea who Rev Jeremiah Wright was either back in the day and then all of a sudden…which is to say never underestimate the rage machine!
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
None of this work is getting done before he leaves office because 1) His incentive is not to finish the projects but to skim as much graft for himself out of them as possible; 2) Trump is a crass, tasteless moron.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hitler and Speer wanted to outdo antiquity even in defeat: Speer explicitly designed, with Hitler’s approval, buildings and monuments that they believed would look aesthetically pleasing as ruins.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Why? Did they use up all their Claude tokens on Trump's WHC speech?
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Living in a bubble has its upsides!
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My theory is this is more evidence of Fox News’s influence on the mainstream media. Fox’s outrage machine set the news agenda for 2 decades now. If they’re screaming about something, the rest of the media treats it as a major story. If Fox isn’t screaming, mainstream journalists are at a loss.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“What are my rights?” Did this guy forget to hire a lawyer? Or is he using Grok to build his defense?
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I sometimes wonder if instead of working for a non-profit I could have made a bigger impact if I had just decided to become a billionaire.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fuck yes!
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In his speech he made the claim that the intelligence on this interference was kept from him by the deep state. So it's xenophobia and stabbed in the back! All the classics!
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“Oops! I’m sorry I planned and executed a criminal conspiracy against the government and I swear I’ll never do it again if you make the most powerful law enforcement officer in the country.” Sure, buddy. Sure.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“U.S. and Iran Edge Toward War Again” There sure has been a lot edging going on here…
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
With zero dignified retirements.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I don’t mean to be ageist but how is this anyway to run a country? The next decade just going to be a long series of hospitalizations, proof of life photos and state funerals.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So who’s dead again? Lindsay Graham or Lindsey Graham?
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So who’s dead? Lindsay Graham or Lindsey Graham?
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I will never forget driving two hours through the pouring rain from my first year in college to vote for Dukakis my first time eligible.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just a Cracker Jack crew of people all the way around. Jfc.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I didn’t see the words “Abolish ICE” anywhere in this thread which makes sense since you voted yea on the CORCA bill. Just more performative “fight” from the establishment. www.ms.now/opinion/ice-...
ms.now
Opinion | A new shoplifting bill obscures a dangerous loophole for ICE
CORCA empowers DHS to collect sensitive personal information from retail shoppers and share that information with agencies including ICE.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Donald Trump is what happens when Mike TV grows up.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Apparently it wasn’t as complicated as the NYTimes thought. bit.ly/3QVVE0e
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Yes! This is all that the straw men can talk about! Half the arguments you have aren’t with the internet, they with the voices in your head.
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samlowryisdead.bsky.social @samlowryisdead.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Why is this conversation focussed entirely on people and business coming in to “help” from outside these neighborhoods, instead of investment going to support the people and businesses already there? You talk about the future of these children, while completely writing off the adults already there.
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