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Sam Lambert

@samlambert.com
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CEO @planetscale.com

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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 07/09/2026
california
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 06/09/2026
we should make more PlanetScale slipmats
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 22/12/2024
make your wife breakfast
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 20/12/2024
meetings
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 12/12/2024
fast
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 06/12/2024
youtube is unbeatable
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 06/12/2024
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 29/11/2024
when life gives you leftover risotto you make arancini
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 27/11/2024
i love our 404 page
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 26/11/2024
we were all thinking it
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 18/11/2024
always be speakermaxxing
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 16/11/2024
how's the project going?
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 13/11/2024
business up front party in the back
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 12/11/2024
should we give away a load of database hats on the @planetscale.com account?
a black baseball cap with the word database on it
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 10/11/2024
stainless steel
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 09/11/2024
once the GitHub storage team did a presentation using only my tweets as slides
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 09/11/2024
once the GitHub storage team did a presentation using only my tweets as slides
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 02/11/2024
sometimes you wake up and make a casual bolognese
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 02/11/2024
sometimes you wake up and make a casual bolognese
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 01/11/2024
we run petabytes of state on kubernetes. i guess we should talk about it more?
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 30/10/2024
wtf is this
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 30/10/2024
what the hell is this
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 13/10/2024
arriving to the standup ahead of deadline
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 12/10/2024
finally
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 10/10/2024
whenever i hear someone say they want to build their own database
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 06/10/2024
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 06/10/2024
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 30/09/2024
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 30/09/2024
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 28/09/2024
🫡🇺🇸
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 27/09/2024
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 27/09/2024
all in the pan
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 26/09/2024
.@mattrobenolt called it.
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 24/09/2024
anything that involves a form of celebrity eventually devolves into a grift
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 19/09/2024
apple have really lost their way on software quality. every day something breaks. installed a font and now all of them are broken.
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 18/09/2024
Just ramping a live customer workload onto our new edge network. Yes that's 1M RPS on a single database.
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 17/09/2024
just changed my newborn while on a zoom call
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 15/09/2024
good job amazon 🤠👉👉
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 12/09/2024
i miss these beasts
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 11/09/2024
this was peak for music player UIs
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 09/09/2024
served with potato salad, spicy corn, and pickled cabbage.
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 09/09/2024
Smoked wagu rib eye. Finished in the pizza oven.
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 09/09/2024
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 08/09/2024
wife was hungry so i made a katsu-birria taco
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 08/09/2024
i’m happy with this bark
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 08/09/2024
b-roll:
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 08/09/2024
the final product. beef rib with japanese curry (completely home made no packets), pickled cabbage and white rice.
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 08/09/2024
wrap and rest
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 07/09/2024
neck and neck
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Sam Lambert @samlambert.com · 07/09/2024
further updates
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