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Sam Kebede

@samkebede.bsky.social

Writer/Comedian in NYC Former favorite child (for my parent’s reasoning, please see first line)

Sam Kebede @samkebede.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

After reviewing the lyrics to Somebody That I Used to Know, I’ve come to the conclusion that I did in fact have to cut you off

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Sam Kebede @samkebede.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Then Alexander wept, for there were no more free NYT puzzles to conquer

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Sam Kebede @samkebede.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Airlines: “In the case of a water landing, please leave your luggage onboard” Umm, I can swim with a backpack on. You’re the one who can’t find bags even when they’re at your airport

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Sam Kebede @samkebede.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Not sure what it says about me, but any time someone yells “hey a**hole” I turn around. I mean, I do. But like, shut up

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Sam Kebede @samkebede.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

International customs officers: Do you have anything to declare? Me: I had a really great time!

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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

@universalpotentate: Polio is a weird one to be concerned about. I did a quick check and there only 14 wild virus cases on polio in 2024. Those were in Afghanistan and Pakistan.
No one has died from it since 1990. About 200 cases/year come from the vaccine.
We kinda don’t need this vaccine any longer.

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Sam Kebede @samkebede.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

There are two types of comics: 1. We’ve got to cancel Cancel Culture 2. We’ve got to cancel cancel Cancel Culture #comedy #cancelculture #nyccomedy #cancelled

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Sam Kebede @samkebede.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Based on his workout routine, unrelenting work schedule, and a lack of desire to wear anything else; I believe the song is correct. Batman smells #JingleBells

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Sam Kebede @samkebede.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

English punctuation is oddly lewd. Colon, Period, Pound. And we all know the asterisk looks like a butthole #comedy #nyccomedy #nyccomic #languagehumor #humor

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Sam Kebede @samkebede.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

My girlfriend said she’s pregnant . . . pausing more often, and I’m kind of into it

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Sam Kebede @samkebede.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

A Christmas Carol and Wizard of Oz are the same story, and I cannot be convinced otherwise

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Sam Kebede @samkebede.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

As an African who is kind of hungry, I can tell you it’s okay if you don’t finish your food

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Sam Kebede @samkebede.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

The Apollo space mission. The big mission to send people to the MOON was named after the god of the SUN. Another example why you always need an artsy kid on the group project

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Sam Kebede @samkebede.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

It’s hilarious to me that two of Jesus’s disciples were named Judas. “No, yeah, I’m the other Judas who was friends with Him. I’M NOT LYING!”

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Sam Kebede @samkebede.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

The others beat me to gmail, instagram, and twitter. But I’m proud to say I’m the first Sam Kebede on Bluesky

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