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Sami VTT

@samivtt.bsky.social
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Finnish score aficionado and experimental audiofilm producer. Eager to provide aural oddities for indie horror/game/art projects, as long as we get along and inspire each other. Comedy nerd. Fluent in bleak satire. he/him, ally antifa

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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
If Trump hears about you, he'll probably add irrational, mispronounced and hateful weight to your surname's middle part to rile up genocidal ghouls of his cult. Barack *Hussein* Obama. Kat Abu*Gaza*leh. I really hope he soils himself because of you. It could be the history-making pint of diarrhea.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Sattui vastaan muuta kaivaessa ja sai huvittumaan. Mä ja ystävä/bändikamu @jarla.bsky.social karaokessa jokin aika sitten. Ihan siksi, että valmistelen aamuzufén ohessa jotain @veertowardsturmoil.bsky.social kevääseen liittyvää ja Fingerpori inspiroi johonkin, mihin tuo laulelu ei ainakaan viittaa.
Me and my friend/bandmate, the cartoonist responsible for Finland's most pun-heavy newspaper comic 'Fingerpori' singing who knows what. Microbrewery beverages, shots and karaoke, because why the fuck not?
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 15/03/2026
California doesn’t miss 💥 Sending the forwarding address.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Slightly off topic, but very relevant. English translation in alt text. Finland's reporters can occasionally seem a bit annoyed by the escalating planet-destroying project of yours. As the news snippet basically points out in this screenshot, Trump's blowing stuff up for shits and giggles.
A related example of how some news are reported elsewhere. My translation from Finnish: 'According to Trump, the US strikes have "completely obliterated" Kharg. He added that they might still keep striking the island "for just fun."'
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
"One of the teens has been charged with aggravated harassment and criminal mischief as a hate crime, while the other was charged with aggravated harassment." Those hateful twats are 15. Big Balls might not be the youngest extremist wanker involved in waddling shit demon's admin much longer.
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Suspects arrested for painting swastikas on Brooklyn playground two days in a row
A playground in Borough Park frequented by Orthodox Jewish families was graffitied with swastikas two days in a row.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
My point was to mock spineless and ghoulish Congresspeople. Most people everywhere are on Greenland's side and according to multiple different sources who actually know how things and reality work, Trump's obsession in this case makes even less sense than in most others and "his" troops are fucked.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Quite a self-own.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I'd start making a cheery tune out of this immediately, but I'm not home. Finnish experimental gloom featuring American antifa choir incoming.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I expect an identical, inevitable Greenland-related result. As do most others. Some of them are corrupt cowards, others are wanking to WWIII fantasies.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Put on a red hat and tell CBS that your bedpost is antifa, the DOJ will be there to comfort you for the duration of their yet another crucial investigation.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I get what you're saying and admit being occasionally a bit too cunty toward "our" side, but I'd say being in a minority shouldn't mean you give up and let the desiccated testicle shit on you. Schumer's vapid strong-worded letter approach has become a globally recognized joke for a good reason.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Our next gig/pub event here in Lahti got its first promo design. It'll be a night filled with microbrewery beverages and horror, with comedic and kinky spices. The date is obviously Friday the 13th (next month.) Artwork by Pertti Jarla.
A parody of the mask worn by horror icon Jason Voorhees, in a blood puddle, with a dildo protruding from an eyehole. Next to it, the name of our event 'naUGHty of the Dead' in old school zombie movie style. Drawn by 'Fingerpori' cartoonist Pertti Jarla.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Looks like CBS took Nikki Glaser's punny endorsement seriously.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Seems so.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I've noticed that streaming is one of the reasons people's attention spans deteriorate rapidly. Rather than taking a closer listen, one just skips a song for any reason or changes to something else. I do that too regularly, on Bandcamp, but grew up with vinyl and cassettes, so I know the difference.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
A Finn here, answering the question no American asked: Yes, we outside the "#1 country" also laugh in disbelief at the Democrats. Their flaccid responses to increasingly fascistic fuckery is impossible to comprehend, even after hearing their selfish and corrupt reasons to be such embarrassments.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
At first, as I only heard the noises in some podcast without visual accompaniment, I thought the Trump clip was someone editing his random grunts that closely together to highlight the lunacy of his so-called speeches.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Finally, Nancy Mace's handshake fuckery is taken to another level. Escalation like this rarely takes over a year in MAGA realm.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
So, for example, the next sporting spectacles will mean fuck all, as many of the elite athletes are not participating for different reasons. If FIFA and other orgs weren't so corrupted, they'd move their events elsewhere.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Slightly diminish a game: 2 Girls 1 Cuphead
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
People are going bonkers for the soon unleashed Pokémon Lego sets. This is much cooler.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
They've always looked quite like this one in Finland.
McDonald's wax paper cup
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I can't afford to participate, but Patreon people often get to ask stuff like this on StarTalk. I'd really like to hear the answer and see Neil deGrasse Tyson's face on YouTube when one of his co-hosts reads the question.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
It's been a while since my last visit, but I can't recall ever seeing a plastic cup in a Finnish McD despite occasionally eating there for more than three decades. Are the classic, internationally recognized, white beverage vessels banned by the Schtroumpf admin for being too woke or antifa?
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Can confirm. Thanks to her, half an episode has a more profound impact than the rest of the splendid series combined. I won't spoil anything to anyone, and opinions might differ, but you probably know what I refer to.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
To a certain foreign observer, ICE looks like Metal Slug characters invading Mario Party.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Context is key.. "I’ve got a leather couch and some fabric and some things around the house that I use. It’s just doing lots of takes of those things and just picking the right stuff. Whatever feels the most satisfying. I feel like I’ve been using the same piece of IKEA fabric for years and years."
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Slightly diminish a game: Lidl Nightmares
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The Hollow Knight realm is sheer gorgeousness, but I am shit at the games. I've finished maybe 23% of the OG HK and tried Silksong once, but got more out of my friend's constant giggling. I enjoy watching his playing and often wonder why people, who watch football and ice hockey, think I'm weird.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Respect. Considering the fact that with the newest codecs some movie downloads are 1080p despite being smaller than 1gb files, today a full movie in 240p should take less space than a decent prog rock mp3.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
A Finnish bloke here, cheering for the courageous young legend ✊🏼
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Japanese genre weirdness that has Evil Dead vibes?? Time for some digging! VHS quality, if possible.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Dilbert has always been shite so it's wild that the series has a Duster-level intro (more musically than animationally.) Who knew JJ Abrams and Danny Elfman are comparable in some way.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
So, I saw people posting this as something that has actually happened and got fooled for a moment. That's okay. Some Gen Z teens will probably doxx familial fuckwits out of solidarity before they are told it was satire that prompted the antifa operation. Well played, Halfway Post.
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 31/12/2025
Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I can't remember a more impactful music video. Coincidentally, Bill Plympton did other similar, hand-drawn mindfuckery for MTV back when the channel was what it was meant to be. I likely still have a few of them on VHS somewhere.
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Your Face
YouTube video by Bill Plympton's Plymptoons
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
A crucial point that has been often ignored for bizarre reasons.
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Steve Morgan @steveve.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Channel 100 News with Evie is one of my current YT favourites. It should be yours too. Scathing, very well researched, clever, interesting, funny, and, like in this case, mesmerisingly morbid. Reality trumps fictional horror once again, this time with respectable panache. This Epstein mansion WTF?
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Epstein's Mansion Was Even Sicker Than We Thought (Updated)
YouTube video by Channel 100 News with Evie
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Ivanka is probably the only woman Donald could make some sort of love to. The other girls and women in his pathetic life have clearly been mere meat, vessels and victims he's fucked - or worse - to boost his humiliatingly fragile ego.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Trump doesn't care if everybody knows he's a monster as long as he's untouchable and can extort billions from his legion of pedo buddies. To him, the body count is just a nice bonus. "Yes, we rape kids and sell them to each other. So what? What are you going to do about it? Nothing! Tough titties."
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
The release/redaction fuckery made me wonder if the recent stories about Trump pardons costing 1-6 million dollars a pop are more Epstein-connected than most people think. Maybe they release everything when individual negotiations are over and enough moolah is in the pot for a blanket pardon.
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Sami VTT @samivtt.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The horror dub morphed into cinematic club stagnation, but I think the band will enjoy the result more.
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Veering Towards Turmoil @veertowardsturmoil.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Impactful satire, fuck yeah. Toby Morton and Ben Palmer are my favourite comedic website-tinkerers. Alas, also the only ones I know of. Any recommendations?
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Veering Towards Turmoil @veertowardsturmoil.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
One by one, prominent artists become loud and livid enough to really bother the fugly cunt and his fashy horde of loathsome pillocks. Not to belittle "silent" artists like graffiti legend Banksy, but they would probably need to decorate Mar-a-Lago for similar impact.
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Remember the 1920s when nobody was left-handed
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