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Samisamsam

@samisamsamtheham.bsky.social
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Hi! I’m Sami! She/they/it Leaf blowers are the derveil, SAVE HUDSONBENDISTAN!!!

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HatboxApril on Bluesky Dot Com @hatboxapril.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
hhiiii i made a new poster :)
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I was cooking last night
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
PROFFESSOR PEEE
Professor pee
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Tee hee!
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Deme! comms CLOSED @demedemedemead.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
whoops cw incest cw somno
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Florida is a wretched place
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Moved in with my wife… this is what it truely is like
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Fucking knew Chomsky had something up with him i detected his sin the moment i learned about him
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Wikipedia food :)
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Maybe I’m wuffing and barking up the wrong leg
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Frankenstein's Mons Pubis 🏳️‍⚧️💖🏴‍☠️ @samanthaduke.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Can confirm that this was true even if you didn't know at the time
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I kind of just log on every few days, see if dog girl Jesus has posted anything good, reply if it’s relevant to my own condition or beliefs, and then log off
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
It really did, there was just such a profound sense of isolation :(
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
but like actually not even a passing resemblance
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I feel so so so so so so so so so sick to my stomach like I feel so ill thinking aboht that woman
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Holy fuck, you pawsitively have that shit on
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
some such
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Moth @shroudedmoth.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Oh yeah woo yeah Mothspace.net be popping off oh yeah woo yeah doing numbers (I added silly fake ads from @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social )
mothspace.net
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Send these enemies of dogkind to the guillotine.
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Space City Anarchist Organization @spacecityao.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
There’s a blue haired woman with the most southern voice I’ve ever heard with black lipstick and a piercing… fuckkkkkkk dude I am NOT presentable
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Centaurii asked Nell Oenthera what they thought of the Tayshan revolution, to which she replied 'It's too soon to tell' Oenthera thought Centaurii was talking about the Tayshan revolution of 2552 Centaurii's humanist brain was thoroughly impressed by the Tayshan long view of history.
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venusianPunk @venusianpunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Modern princesses dont even go forth and conquer eachother('s fiefs) anymore, and it's disgusting.
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
The official doctrine of this republic
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fizzle soda ⚡🔞 (𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓷𝔂 𝓸𝓷 𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓷) @fizzlesoda.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
auditory processing disorder 🔇 #furryart #comic #dogwithajob
panel 1: fizz sitting at his computer. a voice comes from offscreen, but it's barely understandable: "can you fo-d th- la--dry t--i--" fizz presses the spacebar, pauses what he was doing and looks back: "wh-sorry what was that?"

panel 2: the voice retries, but even quieter : "i said ca- yo- --ld t-- la----" fizz turns around in his chair, smiling nervously : "...sorry i-i still didn't understand..."

panel 3: the voice goes "....." fizz, sweating, asks hesitantly : "...just a bit louder please?"

panel 4: the voice sighs : "nevermind." fizz looks away with a sad expression.
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I haven’t seen it rain in many places tbh
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venusianPunk @venusianpunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
There’s this woman I like who keeps teasing me and poking fun at me and calls that “throwing me a bone,” and I don’t know how to feel about that
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
theres's this rock i found when i was little that was the same colors as my eyes are now and sometimes I think that when i lost it, it became part of me
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I feel such an intense, pathetic, heart throbbing desire which I know will not be soon fulfilled, and everyone I feel it towards is teasing me and poking me and exacerbating the feeling and I can’t honestly say I don’t want it, because saying I don’t want it would be a lie: I’m enthralled by it.
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I’m in Texas again, vut fake Texas (Dallas)
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Geepers
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Wruuff
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Hey is it normal to be a helpless creature around certain people or is that a thing others don’t experience
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Goulash with lamb,,, it was really good
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Made two new cockades
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Call me a guitar the way I fret so so so so so so much
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I dont think I should be going to malls anymore
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Omg omg omg so true I LOVE hypnosis
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Holy moly there is so much wrong with me but like just purely vibes based right now like what is going ON right now dude what the FUCK
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
uughh fff ,, pete.
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Ooh yeah, my big sis kind of wants me to move up to her in Washington state and I’m genuinely considering just doing it.
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I was gonna post something but I forgot what it was
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
i've written a little over 1/3rd of the conquest of bread on just four chapters of my gay little smut jeeeeeesssus
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Just finished the first draft of chapter four yayyyy (I’ll be done by the end of the day, I think.
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
It's so sad how i'll be in a realy friendsly and cudlin mood and nthere no one here to cudle me
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Samisamsam @samisamsamtheham.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Getting so excited about a scene that I end up writing half the chapter :)
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