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Sami McNulty

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“improbably tiny, like she was born inside the Internet and was only recently raised to human size” — GQ

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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 04/03/2026
every time i see huffpo get reposted here, the color is SO similar to onion-green that i have to do a double take
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 05/02/2026
m'precious
a picture of Gollum with a fedora
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 27/01/2026
pov you fucked up
a slice of homemade avocado toast but the seasoning came out of the big side and not the side you can shake out so there’s way too much spice
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 20/01/2026
thinking about her...
picture of the whale-shaped bottle of L'Oreal Kids Tangle Tamer spray
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 20/01/2026
we may not have had lead paint on everything but we DID have purple ketchup
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 07/01/2026
Kennedy’s Health Department Flips Food Pyramid to Emphasize Poops and Farts
NYT headline states: Kennedy’s Health Department Flips Food Pyramid to Emphasize Red Meat and Dairy
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 31/12/2025
the fact that these apps have nothing to do with one another sickens me
a screenshot of two apps titled Maps and Drive
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 28/12/2025
how i address racists from now on:
a box of japanese sweets that says “LOOK white lovers” on the front
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 01/11/2025
coming back to my browser after developing a new special interest is always a huge yikes
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 28/10/2025
promo 4 cuomo
cuomo signs in a city trash can
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 03/10/2025
RIP carlotta, you would have loved The Life of a Showgirl
a screenshot from 2004's "The Phantom of the Opera" movie adaptation, with Minnie Driver playing the role of Carlotta, dressed in a hideous (therefore gorgeous) pink ensemble. She is the diva of the opera house.
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 28/08/2025
gave myself a tarot reading for a book project i’m working on and got the most “you’re trying to write a book”-ass cards i’ve ever seen
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 30/07/2025
so she's running...
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 24/06/2025
am i okay
screenshot from spotify app recommending i listen to an audiobook of The Bell Jar
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 23/06/2025
horse girls this, theatre kids that i was a mythology girlie
a paperback book cover of "Mythology: Timeless Tales of Gods and Heroes" written by Edith Hamilton; it is black with a border of gold-colored columns, in the center is an illustration of a kneeling god in a helmet, red tunic, and white wings
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 18/06/2025
i voted early today and followed @softpowervote.bsky.social’s guide for my district and county seats:
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 31/05/2025
this is her!! i would love to be able to read these collections
Margit Mikes was a Hungarian poet and short story writer. Concerned with the role of women in society, her short stories published in newspapers focused on this subject. Her first collection of poetry, Poet in the Kitchen (1938)was published in Budapest. During the Soviet occupation she was forced to remain silent. With her husband, Laszlo Kemeny, she emigrated to the USA in 1967, and her second volume of poetry, Glasscup (1972) was published in New York.  Her last volume, about the homesickness of an emigrant, Under a Starless Sky (1974) was published in Munich.

from the New Feral Press website
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 12/04/2025
ATTN BENCHLEY GOT A HAIRCUT
a cute black dog looking at the camera while sitting on a couch
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 02/04/2025
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 01/04/2025
hey do you think Oprah is cool w this ad placement?
a screenshot from a New York Times news email; the top half discusses that Luigi Mangione could receive the death penalty, the bottom half is an ad featuring a picture of a white woman in soft looking pajamas for a non-named company that has been as on Oprah's Favorite Things list for seven years in a row.
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 26/03/2025
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 26/03/2025
screenshot of a depop listing which states: “Imagine yourself as the leader of a feline society, commanding respect from kittens frolicking on your sweatshirt. With its charming collar, this piece transforms you into the ultimate cat whisperer, or at least gives that impression. A perfect blend of nostalgia and whimsy, keeping you warm and stylish.”
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 26/03/2025
and sure, there’s a lot of shein and cider to dodge but then SOMETIMES you find: goose sweatshirt and everything’s going to be okay
a close photo of a light blue sweatshirt, covered in illustrations of geese wearing puffy vests and one goose has a pink hat and scarf on, clearly the main character
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 14/03/2025
i promise you do not
subject line of an email from NY governor Kathy Hochul reads: “I want to hear from YOU”
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 28/01/2025
oh...
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 28/01/2025
"decorative window" you say?
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 24/01/2025
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 23/01/2025
did a tarot reading for myself today nbd but like the whole squad showed up, huh???
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 15/01/2025
here is my ranking of the phrases:
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 13/01/2025
where my research has brought me today:
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 08/01/2025
and a bit about me, the author!
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 08/01/2025
for the agents on #booksky looking for approachable history in their non-fic submissions, may i present my #agentsguide to WITCH CRAFTING, the project i #amquerying currently. folks, there's a whole proposal you could be reading! a sample chapter that starts with Taylor Swift lyrics!
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 08/01/2025
the only reply to it is similarly devastating
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 07/01/2025
i gasped
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 07/01/2025
damn, what a Shape
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 06/01/2025
different JC here
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 05/01/2025
like what are you TALKING about
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 05/01/2025
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 05/01/2025
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 02/01/2025
i never doubted myself
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 26/12/2024
team Flour Power constantly comes thru !!! and i’m always saying that!
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 26/12/2024
i love you sonny angel christmas tree
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 12/12/2024
anyways these two cuties have been cuddling for the past few minutes and it’s so cute I CAN’T STAND IT
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 07/12/2024
BROOOOO, what a banger
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 04/12/2024
thanks for the TEXT MESSAGE about “breaking” advertising news but i have not been a reporter in 6 years and also how did you get my number and also why is the french text also crucial to send me
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 03/12/2024
the energy i’m bringing into 2025
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 03/12/2024
goober clocking in
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 19/11/2024
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 16/11/2024
like look at how the plates would look like blooms!!!
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Sami McNulty @samimain.com · 13/11/2024
signing onto most social platforms solely to inform people i got married this fall (!!) and that too much social media is bad for my intestines / brain
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