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Sam Haft

@samhaft.com

8.8K followers 308 following 354 posts

RIAA certified platinum shitposter, bicoastal showbiz marxist, dad songs: The Living Tombstone, Hazbin Hotel, more on tiktok @funcomfortable and original recipe twitter @samhaft

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Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 26/12/2025

my tiktok fyp is speaking to me like the green goblin mask

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 19/12/2025

🥚🎄 IT’S TIME

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 05/10/2025

who else is on GTFOOMB-tok 💀

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 25/07/2025

HUGE news!! We told you it was coming, and here it is! @spindlehorsetoons.bsky.social x Atlantic Records join forces for the Helluva Boss (and future Hazbin Hotel) soundtracks! Helluva S1 drops Sep 10th with some VERY special bonus tracks! ⤵️

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 01/07/2025

They built concentration camps, made it legal to send ppl to countries they aren’t from, made it legal to denaturalize citizens after only a CIVIL case, which doesn’t require a lawyer, just a judge, and they’re deputizing Florida national guard to BE the judges. Premeditated ethnic cleansing.

Benny Johnson celebrates the rapid construction of a concentration camp.

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 05/06/2025

matchin this tall gal

My hair matches the color the Eiffel Tower is lit

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 26/05/2025

NOT BAD

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 19/05/2025

so far the best idea is unfortunately this

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 29/04/2025

Today is a double-voting day for the AMAs so I’m reminding you one more time that you can vote for Hazbin Hotel *daily* thru May 15! Thanks so much!

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 28/04/2025

Big shoutout to @eeericschwartz.bsky.social and Desiree for setting up the ‘Helluva Show’ on Saturday night, as well as my ‘Contractually Obligated Band’ of Jon LaMarche, Matt Shlapak, Tom Silvers, and Mark Grimmie! What a fun night!

Jammin’ out onstage with the band

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 25/04/2025

Let’s do this @lvlupexpo.bsky.social

Sam is at his signing table and looking SUPER COOL

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 24/04/2025

You know I keep that thang on me (Kermit the Frog)

Kermit on a sweatshirt

Kermit on a t shirt

Kermit on a calf tattoo

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 06/04/2025

As a great man once said

Amir says “the torture is just a bonus”

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 02/03/2025

your devils are not as strong as mine

chainsaw man but instead of a head he has cheesy apple pie

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 25/02/2025

I know it’s late but once this occurred to me I had to make it

“Do you think a depressed person could make this?” screenshot from Parks & Rec but it’s Professor Psychotic and his homunculus from Smiling Friends

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 10/02/2025

I do! Gucci suit, Louboutin shoes, custom red prescription lenses in those Native Sons frames, and the most important piece: the shirt is red dupioni silk, designed and hand sewn by @laurenstlaurent.bsky.social - for the placement of the black ribbon to form Alastor’s cross with that jacket on.

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 06/01/2025

evergreen

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 01/01/2025

it’s time: youtu.be/_X8vnw6tZIg?...

The Sun headline from 2016: “REVEALED: Women will be having more sex with ROBOTS than men by 2025”

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 31/12/2024

Boo 👻

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 31/12/2024

It’s the best hot dog you’ll ever eat is what it is. And I’m biased against admitting that because I’m from New York.

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 05/12/2024

Damn! That’s … like 4,450 years of listening??? 😅

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 03/12/2024

As a matter of fact..!

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 30/11/2024

🎵it’s the moooost wonderful tiiiime of the yeeeeear🎵

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 25/11/2024

WE ARE NOMINATED FOR A BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARD 🤯

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 21/12/2023

lmao he really goofed it up this time

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 28/11/2023

Pretty surreal to see this IRL. See you Jan 19!

Hazbin hotel marquee at the Pantages theater

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 28/07/2023

this is what I look like when I write skeets:

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 12/07/2023

follow me, I look like this

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 07/07/2023

I got that dog in me

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 06/07/2023

the grink

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 01/07/2023

incredible. we're free

twitter is fully broken

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 26/06/2023

you know, you just chromecast to her tv, move her furniture around, switch her dog with a slightly different looking dog-

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 22/06/2023

oh shit

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 21/06/2023

and it only took 2 months!

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 15/06/2023

I made a doodle on my phone of Marilyn Manson waking up in a tub full of ice to realize someone drugged him and reinserted his bottom ribs

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 13/06/2023

The Italian Stallion, Defonte’s Of Brooklyn 🥹

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 08/06/2023

😡

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 02/06/2023

nbd got in Rolling Stone today 💅

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 30/05/2023

I’m more like

000

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 16/05/2023

forgot to post on bluesky to my VERY DEDICATED 70 whatever followers that I sponsored a food truck at the universal strike today

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 12/05/2023

There’s a platinum record in my house now

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 11/05/2023

Come on, man

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 08/05/2023

when I realize that everyone on bluesky is a too-online person in their mid 30s

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 06/05/2023

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 05/05/2023

this is where i skeet from (literally my wife captured me, legs up, skeeting from my son’s fire truck bed)

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 04/05/2023

not me, this is my permanent energy

100

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 03/05/2023

pov: I’m about to do it again

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 03/05/2023

me when I get one (1) interaction on my skeet

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 03/05/2023

this is what happens to every Jewish man when he enters his 30s

Sam Haft @samhaft.com · 02/05/2023

I don’t know what you’re talking about I just report the news