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samguy60.bsky.social

@samguy60.bsky.social
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Terrorizing you with dad jokes. Also proving that you don’t have to be a dad to make dad jokes. If you know what the Veda Scale is then we can be friends Also: whatever I post here is independent of my work although I may mention it.

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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Been that way for decades. Certainly after the merger with Time.
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ma nish t'na...
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
☝️ and 🖕him
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You should watch Vickie Lawrence on Billy Corgan‘s podcast. She’s a delight and it’s fun to watch him fanboy over her.
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oy! and thx!
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It could only be hotter if you were wearing flip flops. 🩴
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to hear Billy Crystal “Wilkommen” me to Cabaret Assuming that he played the emcee. I wonder if at this time he thought that his career was over? Ditto future Oscar winner Don Ameche
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
well yeah we are being punished. Once more for those in back he’s in his revenge era and wants to do as much harm as possible before he dies.
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Biden’s war oh wait no Oba - oh right W. And then he and then for the first time when a country was at war his party cut taxes
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh well in that case I’m down!
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
☝️
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
as a gay man I won’t go in out of respect for the space. (As I recall tea rooms came about so that women could dine without having to deal with men.) Can you pick me up the minced lamb on toast?
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@nyt this is how you do it.
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Heroine or public enemy” is so fucking @nytimes.com doing their both sides thing
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He was.
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another reason to go back to Buenos Aires! #asif
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#foodporn
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That reminds me of the time that Bugs wondered if Daffy remembered that he could fly.
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I won’t go back to Israel until I know that they’re back to protesting that dybbuk weekly
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Recently, I was thinking about Jack LaLane an early Fitness Pioneer, who was on TV for decades. I thought maybe I should do what he did so I can live to my 90s and be as fit as he was. Then I read about his diet and I was like I’m good.
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t forget the c word - cruel
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#fox #henhouse
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hot but pro tip: grab your top’s ass. that’s the hottest 🔥
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know there was a mistake last month and I wasn’t supposed to disembark the cruise ship but rather be moved to a suite as their permanent guest.
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After all she wasn't just a Eunice Burns. She was THE Eunice Burns!
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
☝️
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This has got to stop
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did he die in my sleep? #whenithappens
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Judaism is tough because if nothing else the rapist is required to apologize directly to the victim. That’s what Yom Kippur is about
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Like how do you make a profit on $100 billion?
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey you know Barry Diller. Can you get him to buy CNN and for that matter the other Warner Discovery networks?
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Newman! 😝
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Paul Newman Blue Eyes
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The first time I cried at a movie was the ending of #EscapeFromThePlanetOfTheApes. Tonight I smiled at the memory. BTW the last movie that made me cry was Coyote Vs Acme #TCMParty
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Sad Pikachu Crying Pokemon
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Giorgio was like THE store on Rodeo Drive back in the day. #EscapeFromPlanetOfTheApes #TCMParty
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn’t like the Tim Burton remake but I’ve enjoyed the others.
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🤦‍♂️
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They shot the opening of #EscapeFromThePlanetOfTheApes on Zuma Beach where the final scene of Planet Of The Apes took place #TCMParty
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Statue Of Liberty What Did We Do
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three movies in and neither McDowell or Hunter were billed above the title. But at least they fared better than Sal Mineo who shared a card with another actor in second position. #EscapeFromThePlanetOfTheApes #TCMParty
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s like me having both kettle corn popcorn and kettle corn square chips from our snack room today
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is he related to Ted Turner?
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can’t believe no one else posted this guy yet. Anyway I’m going for the luxe pre fixe $1.75 dinner. Possible to get chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream and iced tea instead of coffee?
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Jon Cryer's Pretty in Pink Smile
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or watching something on their phone with the speaker on! It seems that before I got AirPods everyone had them. Then I started riding the bus and found out how many people don’t. 🤦‍♂️
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This afternoon! The Marx Brothers on the big screen!
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mark Ruffalo has a John Garfield vibe. #CastleOnTheHudson #TCMParty
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I miss my shadows and dark alleys. But at least it had a shady dame.
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Leo’s death seem to be just an inconvenience to her. Probably didn’t even tell her father.
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well yeah. Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul and Coyote Vs. Acme
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And mid-30’s!
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samguy60.bsky.social @samguy60.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s what would’ve happened wirh age. If I didn’t work at a music company I wouldn’t even have known who Marion 5 was.
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