Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Sam has set up a table outside the locked police station of Hometown. On it sits a box labeled “CRIME IN” Beside it is a trash bin labeled “CRIME OUT” This shining example of Bureaucracy seems to be a grassroots way of accepting new cases! You could also talk to the 6 FT tall dog playing with- 100
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 15/07/2025“It’s good to know that even criminals have decent LGBTQ+ representation.” 010
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 12/07/2025There’s a Desoto burning rubber all the way too the police station in Hometown! Out steps Sam, Freelance Police and soon to be Substitute Police Chief of Hometown! Well, at least as soon as Sam can figure out the door. “Hello? Police! Open up!” The curtains close… “Sorry Betsy, guess we’ll- 100
Reposted by SamSam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 18/03/2025youtu.be/n8m0FZvI5Rg?... //love this intro. Music is so goodyoutu.beSam & Max Season 3 IntroYouTube video by galland101 001
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 11/07/2025// If Sam ends up in Hometown. Keep Noelle off the streets. 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 11/07/2025“Substitute Police Chief needed… At least 20 years of relevant punk-busting experience… Ability to bench press trucks preferred… I don’t know Max… seems a little too normal for us. Are you sure the-“ Sam cuts himself off, eyes darting to reread the paper ad. “Complementary donuts every Friday?” 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 24/06/2025// Long time no see. Fair warning to my followers. I will probably be interacting with Deltarune accounts since its my main hyperfixation and also I think the worlds are somewhat compatible. 040
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 17/05/2025// Still think my favorite antagonist so far is Anton Papierwaite 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 17/05/2025// THATS what makes it even better because he’s going to stress over that red herring. “It’s not that…” 000
Reposted by Sam⬩ THE FOLLOWER. @will-o-the-wispy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025。゚ ⌜ Ah - Ah ! ⌟ 。゚ #parodysky #RP #RPSky #OFFRP #OCRP #OFFgame #OFFTheRPG #mortisghost #SFWRP #NSFWRP #MVRP 1200196
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 17/05/2025// Poker Night has some of my favorite Sam and Max dialogue 032
Reposted by SamSam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Reminds me of this interaction. (Also canon) 011
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 17/05/2025// Same voice actor! youtu.be/NBBqDWq4gfY?...youtu.beGeneral Skunkape from Sam & Max The Devil's Playhouse Remastered 2024YouTube video by Average Emu 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 17/05/2025// Very sorry to that Mojo JoJo who will have to deal with Sam wondering where he knows him from. 010
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 17/05/2025“Now just hold on to your badge Max! You might just have the right idea!” Looking out past the Max shaped imprint and out to the busy city streets. “If I know this city, the hive of scum and villainy that it is, then there must be someone out there deserving of some good old Freelance Justice!- 110
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 15/05/2025// I finally have time to write so expect some rps tonight!!! Sam is a very difficult for me to write but I will try to be here! Try and shake off some of that hesitation. 000
Reposted by SamPlayStation @parodyplaystation.bsky.social · 31/01/2025𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗜𝗻 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱, 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗜𝗻 𝗢𝘂𝗿𝘀. #PLAYSTATIONRP #MVRP #BLUESKYRP #RPBLUESKY #PARODYRP 45350
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 08/05/2025// Also hi Bluesky! I’m mostly on my Undertale accounts but want to venture out into new verses. I’m chill with pretty much anything and admittedly pretty bad at tagging people (TL RP save me) No writer tag but you might know me as Thorn mun. 010
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 08/05/2025//funny because I actually played the Sam and Max games using the streaming function on Playstation 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 08/05/2025“I notice people only tend to talk to us when they need something; like tracking down relics of great power or to stop touching the displays. Considering the phone is about as dead as the career of a poorly aged child star I fear the Freelance Police might not be needed!” 010
Reposted by SamKazuma Kiryu @thestarofkamurocho.bsky.social · 08/05/2025"You walk alone in the dark long enough, it starts to feel like the light'll never come." Kiryu has arrived at Bluesky!media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is wearing sunglasses .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing sunglasses . 02624
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 07/05/2025There’s been an odd lack of zany and absurd cases coming in recently! Feels as though it’s been forever since they sent Kris Kringle to H E double hockey sticks, fought off hundreds of Sam clones, or even visited the beginning of time! The Freelance Police can subsist off slimy punks and- 100
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Waking up from a deep slumber, a newspaper flying in from the window and into his face giving him an idea of how long he was gone! “Oh no! Max quick! Say something ridiculous and potentially slanderous about the Disney Corporation!” 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 30/04/2025// Sorry for the inactivity! Feel free to shoot a starter or like for one! 100
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Scratching a hard to reach place with Jesse Jame’s Zombified hand. “It always hits just the right spot!” 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 24/04/2025// I will stop ooc posting now but keep in mind a Sam and Max combination is asking for doomsday 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 24/04/2025// I feel bad but Ash gives me such @fellambassador.bsky.social vibes in Poker Night 2 The delivery on “I knew that.” Makes me think of Frisk everytime 100
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 24/04/2025// Trying to find a specific clip and getting some of my favs from Poker Night 2 but GladOS fans will probably appreciate this interaction 110
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 24/04/2025// Rewatching that one poker night compilation because I love the characterization/banter in that game 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 24/04/2025// I think Sam’s habit of literal thinking drew me to him. I just enjoy the comedy in that kind of stuff 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 24/04/2025// Oof. Gotta brush up on my Sam. I got into a good simile heavy rhythm before 000
Reposted by SamSƙυʅʅ Kιԃ @strawhattrickster.bsky.social · 18/04/2025“Check it out Sam! A pinned post!” | #S&MRP | #MVRP | #LUCASARTSRP | “Ooh! Complete with likes and reposts as well!” 165
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 17/04/2025youtu.be/YJrYs6pPYtw?...youtu.beSam & Max Season 1 OST - The OfficeYouTube video by TasmanianGecko 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 12/04/2025// If I ever see a Sam and Max antagonist or supporting character I will eat my hat. 120
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 11/04/2025// I’ve considered making a max account and rping with myself but my brain is already chugging along here— 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 10/04/2025// Still thinking of. “Why not just drive to the Moon?” 000
Reposted by Sam⿻ 𝓒𝑮. @coral-glasses.bsky.social · 10/04/2025🗒 ˎˊ˗ ⠀𝐈'𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐎 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 ⠀⠀⠀𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐈'𝐌 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐎. ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ #MVRP / #ENARP 02322
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 10/04/2025“That’s because you haven’t felt the freedom that only dangerously speeding down a motorway with gun in hand and punks at your bumper can deliver.” 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Reckless endangerment of the general public is one of the many perks of being police! 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Driving on the sidewalk and shooting out tail lights. 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 10/04/2025// Secret Sam super power where any ringing phone he picks up is The Commissioner. 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 10/04/2025// Interaction post as soon as I can find a picture! 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 31/03/2025“The food in my fridge is about 80% real. I think that’s a passing food grade.” 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 20/03/2025“Well, as long as it keeps you out of trouble. I’m just flattered my macho detective ambience is finally paying off.” 000
Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 20/03/2025// I feel bad for Kiku on this account because everything I said in our last quick interaction was entirely canon 100