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@samfreelancepolice.bsky.social
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Max- I mean Sam! Freelance Police! | Layout by Kiku | Icon art by Novumave | Disclaimer: Experimental Muse! Expect mistakes.

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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Sam has set up a table outside the locked police station of Hometown. On it sits a box labeled “CRIME IN” Beside it is a trash bin labeled “CRIME OUT” This shining example of Bureaucracy seems to be a grassroots way of accepting new cases! You could also talk to the 6 FT tall dog playing with-
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
“It’s good to know that even criminals have decent LGBTQ+ representation.”
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
There’s a Desoto burning rubber all the way too the police station in Hometown! Out steps Sam, Freelance Police and soon to be Substitute Police Chief of Hometown! Well, at least as soon as Sam can figure out the door. “Hello? Police! Open up!” The curtains close… “Sorry Betsy, guess we’ll-
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
youtu.be/n8m0FZvI5Rg?... //love this intro. Music is so good
youtu.be
Sam & Max Season 3 Intro
YouTube video by galland101
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
// If Sam ends up in Hometown. Keep Noelle off the streets.
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
“Substitute Police Chief needed… At least 20 years of relevant punk-busting experience… Ability to bench press trucks preferred… I don’t know Max… seems a little too normal for us. Are you sure the-“ Sam cuts himself off, eyes darting to reread the paper ad. “Complementary donuts every Friday?”
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
// Long time no see. Fair warning to my followers. I will probably be interacting with Deltarune accounts since its my main hyperfixation and also I think the worlds are somewhat compatible.
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
// Still think my favorite antagonist so far is Anton Papierwaite
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
// THATS what makes it even better because he’s going to stress over that red herring. “It’s not that…”
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⬩ THE FOLLOWER. @will-o-the-wispy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
。゚ ⌜ Ah - Ah ! ⌟ 。゚ #parodysky #RP #RPSky #OFFRP #OCRP #OFFgame #OFFTheRPG #mortisghost #SFWRP #NSFWRP #MVRP
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
// Poker Night has some of my favorite Sam and Max dialogue
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Reminds me of this interaction. (Also canon)
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
// Same voice actor! youtu.be/NBBqDWq4gfY?...
youtu.be
General Skunkape from Sam & Max The Devil's Playhouse Remastered 2024
YouTube video by Average Emu
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
// Very sorry to that Mojo JoJo who will have to deal with Sam wondering where he knows him from.
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
“Now just hold on to your badge Max! You might just have the right idea!” Looking out past the Max shaped imprint and out to the busy city streets. “If I know this city, the hive of scum and villainy that it is, then there must be someone out there deserving of some good old Freelance Justice!-
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
// I finally have time to write so expect some rps tonight!!! Sam is a very difficult for me to write but I will try to be here! Try and shake off some of that hesitation.
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
// The Majima Clones became sentient.
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PlayStation @parodyplaystation.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗜𝗻 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱, 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗜𝗻 𝗢𝘂𝗿𝘀. #PLAYSTATIONRP #MVRP #BLUESKYRP #RPBLUESKY #PARODYRP
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
// Also hi Bluesky! I’m mostly on my Undertale accounts but want to venture out into new verses. I’m chill with pretty much anything and admittedly pretty bad at tagging people (TL RP save me) No writer tag but you might know me as Thorn mun.
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
//funny because I actually played the Sam and Max games using the streaming function on Playstation
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
“I notice people only tend to talk to us when they need something; like tracking down relics of great power or to stop touching the displays. Considering the phone is about as dead as the career of a poorly aged child star I fear the Freelance Police might not be needed!”
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Kazuma Kiryu @thestarofkamurocho.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
"You walk alone in the dark long enough, it starts to feel like the light'll never come." Kiryu has arrived at Bluesky!
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a man in a suit and tie is wearing sunglasses .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing sunglasses .
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
There’s been an odd lack of zany and absurd cases coming in recently! Feels as though it’s been forever since they sent Kris Kringle to H E double hockey sticks, fought off hundreds of Sam clones, or even visited the beginning of time! The Freelance Police can subsist off slimy punks and-
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Waking up from a deep slumber, a newspaper flying in from the window and into his face giving him an idea of how long he was gone! “Oh no! Max quick! Say something ridiculous and potentially slanderous about the Disney Corporation!”
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
// Sorry for the inactivity! Feel free to shoot a starter or like for one!
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Scratching a hard to reach place with Jesse Jame’s Zombified hand. “It always hits just the right spot!”
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
// I will stop ooc posting now but keep in mind a Sam and Max combination is asking for doomsday
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
// I feel bad but Ash gives me such @fellambassador.bsky.social vibes in Poker Night 2 The delivery on “I knew that.” Makes me think of Frisk everytime
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
// Trying to find a specific clip and getting some of my favs from Poker Night 2 but GladOS fans will probably appreciate this interaction
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
// Rewatching that one poker night compilation because I love the characterization/banter in that game
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
// I think Sam’s habit of literal thinking drew me to him. I just enjoy the comedy in that kind of stuff
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
// Oof. Gotta brush up on my Sam. I got into a good simile heavy rhythm before
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Sƙυʅʅ Kιԃ @strawhattrickster.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
“Check it out Sam! A pinned post!” | #S&MRP | #MVRP | #LUCASARTSRP | “Ooh! Complete with likes and reposts as well!”
Oh no, he's marketable now.
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
youtu.be/YJrYs6pPYtw?...
youtu.be
Sam & Max Season 1 OST - The Office
YouTube video by TasmanianGecko
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
// If I ever see a Sam and Max antagonist or supporting character I will eat my hat.
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
// I’ve considered making a max account and rping with myself but my brain is already chugging along here—
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
// Still thinking of. “Why not just drive to the Moon?”
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⿻ 𝓒𝑮. @coral-glasses.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
🗒 ˎˊ˗ ⠀𝐈'𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐎 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 ⠀⠀⠀𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐈'𝐌 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐎. ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤ⠀⠀ ㅤ⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ #MVRP / #ENARP
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
“That’s because you haven’t felt the freedom that only dangerously speeding down a motorway with gun in hand and punks at your bumper can deliver.”
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Reckless endangerment of the general public is one of the many perks of being police!
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Driving on the sidewalk and shooting out tail lights.
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
// Secret Sam super power where any ringing phone he picks up is The Commissioner.
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
// Interaction post as soon as I can find a picture!
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
“The food in my fridge is about 80% real. I think that’s a passing food grade.”
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
“Well, as long as it keeps you out of trouble. I’m just flattered my macho detective ambience is finally paying off.”
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Sam @samfreelancepolice.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
// I feel bad for Kiku on this account because everything I said in our last quick interaction was entirely canon
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