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Samzilla Gaychild

@samfloyd1987.bsky.social
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He / They 🏳️‍🌈 A gay New Englander born and raised in Vermont. Sometimes NSFW. 🔞

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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 2h
My Favorite Martian *I can't find any GIF of the TV show. 😭
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 3h
Madame Babushka wishes her boobs were bigger.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 4h
I never finished college so I majored in political science but have no degree. A major reason is because I found out my favorite professor was actually a pedophile. This damaged my education a lot. I was a good student but I was obviously traumatized with the last two years at college.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 5h
Pete Hegseth, a guy with a Nazi tattoo and no military background, thinks cutting a fifth of military leadership is a good idea. Also, we have president who openly proposed nuclear war and genocide on Iranians. This is authoritarianism at its core.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 7h
Daddy, come destroy me.
Pedro Pascal is grey sweatpants and a blue t-shirt, some underwear showing with hand on stomach
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 10h
We need to have a conversation how fraternities and sororities are mostly a elite thing in the US and seen as a foreign concept by others. This also can be seen in the US where we care more where someone went to college rather than if they're actually qualified for the job.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 13h
I keep trying to tell people that what happened to Poland for 200 years (with Prussian/German and Russian/Soviet occupations and partitions) is similar to Palestine. Imperialism, forced ethnic displacement, making sure they stay "dumb" always leads to things like genocide and trauma.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 14h
I slept well and my arm isn't feeling sore from yesterday. I also had a dream where a bunch of beefcakes decided to skinny dip in our pond and I watched from a distance like a Victorian gay boy.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Time for the queer youth to show the government who the future belongs to. Burn these Nazi shitholes to the ground. Protect trans kids! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Autumn is my favorite season because it reminds me how queer I am, and I fucking love it! Talking to my fellow witches, vampires, werewolves, zombies, mummies, demons, djinn, ghosts, yokai, undead, and all other under-loved creatures of the night.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Disadvantage of having hairy arms is taking off a Band-Aid. It actually hurt more than the needle today.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Post a random HORROR GIF!
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Ponste3 taking a shower in a blue-lit room
Alt: Ryan Phillippes sexy wet in a shower from I Know What You Did Last Summer.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Use a vid, GIF, or pic to describe your mood today! 🖤
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Bart Simpson Gets an Injection
Alt: Bart Simpson getting poked in the needle at Springfield Hospital in the Simpsons.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally saw Toy Story 5. If you're Bonnie's dad and your marriage doesn't work out, call me. 🤙
Bonnie's hot dad from Toy Story 5.
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Gay Bitterskeets @gaybitterskeets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is an important insight. If someone blows you off after a couple dates or meeting you once or twice, that might be a little immature, but it's not ghosting. But if someone you've known for a while does it, it is quite cruel.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Beware of the Slut
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Andrew Scott made me weep when he had sex with Paul Mescal. 😏
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Maximum Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolute Wonder. Art by Alvaro Martínez Bueno #dccomics
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When a turkey twerks it's a twerkey. 🦃
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it’s ya boi Nixo 🌈 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Screenshot of fake article cover titled “Tom Holland defends Spiderman: Brand New Day scene where Spiderman yells "Hey, check out this new power I discovered!" And then performs fellatio on himself to the point of orgasm, no webs shoot out or nothing just normal stuff and you see everything” with tom holland in a Spider-Man costume
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was a brave boy this morning no vomiting or passing out! Please clap.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Didn't have the best sleep because I'm nervous about getting my blood test this morning. Also, my dreams were being homophobic. They weren't allowing me to see gorgeous man butts. 😭 Send butts in solidarity, thanks.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Scare casual Power Ranger fans by reminding them more than MMPR exist by posting a non-MMPR team Power Rangers Dino Charge
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Power Rangers Power Rangers Dino Super Charge
Alt: Power Rangers Super Dino Charge
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm off to bed early because of my blood work tomorrow morning. Please wish me luck, last time I vomited and almost passed out.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Im the mood to cozy up in bed and read more DC Finest: Science Fiction: The Gorilla World. I'm trying to stay stress-free because I got a blood test this week.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
Sam's Town by the Killers
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vermont doesn't need more white people, especially white South African "refugees" who are lying to coverup for their racist Nazi ideology.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching this slasher horror film, Clown in a Cornfield, and I actually appreciate the very rural gay teen in the movie. Rural gay representation matters. Also, the director is one of Sally Field's son.
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Rust Vance Clown In A Cornfield
Alt: Rust in the film Clown In A Cornfield
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here comes the rain again Falling on my head like a memory Falling on my head like a new emotion I want to walk in the open wind I want to talk like lovers do Want to dive into your ocean Is it raining with you?
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've been busy having a Party with Troye Sivan diving down on some cute gay ass. I'm not interested in cishet white Ella Langley, an outspoken Christian from Alabama not Texas.
RollingStone

At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of
"Choosin' Texas" or Langley, it may say more about the listener than the song. Or, for that matter, what they want to project to the world. With incessant news coverage alongside chart and playlist presence, it's pretty difficult to still claim total ignorance on this one.
Perhaps there is a deeper reason why people say they haven't heard the song and feel the need to make it known: cultural cachet.
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🌻🇵🇸 @sunflowerboy777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would like to thank everyone involved in the invention of pillows, blankets and mattresses
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Change my profile picture. Madame Babushka is here to stay with Samzilla Gaychild.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Call me Madame Babushka.
Me embracing my feminine side with a plaid blanket over my head.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You're autumn queen is ready for the runway.
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm going to spend my afternoon watching a Canadian comedy horror film.
Hell of a Summer (2023 film).
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I founded out information about my estranged older brother who abused me for being too feminine when I was younger. Using "they" pronouns and changed his first name to a Sanskrit one (cultural appropriation). Nothing like family trauma to remember you older siblings hates you for being gay.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She was right. 👑
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you see this, post a random wrestling picture 🤼
Two men giving each other bolwjobs 69 style wearing singlets on a wrestling stage.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So, Leonard Nimoy visited me in my sleep... I asked if he was a ghost and he said yes. He was wearing an astronaut outfit and appreciated me for remembering his narration work in Sid Meier's Civilization IV.
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Leonard Nimoy's Cosmic Fade in The Simpsons
Alt: Leonard Nimoy fading away in an episode about the Simpsons.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm off to bed; lowkey want a gay ghost to come visit me and tell me stories. It's now autumn, live in New England, born the day before Halloween, and I live near an old cemetery. Oh, and being an identical twin I have special powers to summon a giant moth goddess at will.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you see this, post some cats
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Tony The Tiger Gets Supercharged Stripes
Alt: Tony the Tiger with supercharged stripes flexing his big muscles.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's a stain on our cutting board that looks like a lady wearing a bonnet.
A marble cutting with a white stain.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 25/09/2026
Very, very pleased to have someone running for Senate in Maine who is clearly good on this issue and has no personal baggage or malcontent. It gives me pause that there are people who therefore think dropping Platner was primarily about this issue, especially given Abdul's parallel unimpeded ascent.
After Benjamin Netanyahu, who I believe is a war criminal, just came and went from New York, I’ve been thinking a lot about the world my first granddaughter is about to enter.

No child should have to grow up wondering whether the next bomb is going to hit their home. No parent should have to wonder whether they can feed their kid or keep them alive. And American taxpayer dollars should not be used to keep fueling that suffering.

Susan Collins has voted again and again to send billions in military aid to Israel throughout this war. She’s part of the same broken Washington system that keeps funding these conflicts while working people here get screwed.

When I get to the United States Senate, I’m going to do everything in my power to stop the killing, get humanitarian aid to the people who need it, and stop writing blank checks for endless wars.

I've been clear where I stand since Day One, and Mainers can check my website to see where I stand.

http://jacksonformaine.com/priorities
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really want Amanda Janoo to win.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me when my social anxiety is acting up.
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Samzilla Gaychild @samfloyd1987.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What if the job interview you're going to relates to drinking?
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Brandon T. Snider @brandontsnider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Batman Beyond!
A cosplayer dressed as Batman beyond
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 25/09/2026
Hard to dispute the notion that there is a soft campaign for regime change (via election-swaying) by unloading all of the dirtiest "Netanyahu let 10/7 happen out of incompetence / quasi-malevolence" stories within the last 90 days
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in 2017, a trans reporter was fired at @marketplace.org for writing a blog post abt the need for journalists to resist rising fascism, racism and transphobia. @kairyssdal.bsky.social, the host of the show, said nothing & let his colleague's career be murdered. judge his hr tips accordingingly.
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