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@sameoldbones.bsky.social
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
My wife says that too, I prefer a mug, it's bigger and harder to break. I have a tendency to take a brew when checking on my animals 🐑🪿🦆🐔🐓 or pottering in the veg garden. Mugs get left in all sorts of places.
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Will have to be high.
A tower of acrobatic sheep practising for their mission to destroy the solar panels on stilts.
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Good news! The targeted ads for hearing aids have finally given up. Feast your eyes on the "nail mushrooms" treatment advert. Also, not needed. I must be so oooold.
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
From interesting article: open.substack.com/pub/theresis...
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Always chuffed when I see one, fairly common in France. Their crest is most splendid.
Hoopoe birb
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This hurts my maths brain. Cucumber for scale, not to scale.
Cucumber chart, not to scale
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Oddball from Kelly's Heroes drinking wine and eating cheese
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
If the terfs hate her ...
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Liz is on the case (or glue). A few pints of Guinness with bread and cheese, KitKat for the walk home. Grand!
Fucking headcase, Detective Liz Lettuce, has her suspicions the transes are having munchies
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Massive door with person for scale 👍
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#Bilbao too ☺️
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Sunny day 😎
A chocolate Labrador sunbathing on his back
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Drop something brown 🤎🐾
The most handsome chocolate Labrador, ever. End of.
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Are these perv glasses?
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Enjoy it, it's shit here, and due to get shitter.
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
They're the same glasses she wore the other day bothering runners. Can't make out if it's a lens or decoration. There's a logo beyond the hinge, not Ray-Ban.
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Also saw this: I've still got 15th March in our sweepstake, he needs to get a move on.
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Also, saw this. I still have 15th March in the sweepstake, he needs to get a move on.
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Burn it down. This is from my brother when he was in the RAF.
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Could turn out nice 🤞
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Foggy morning today. Hard frosts coming tomorrow, a week after I planted out my tomatoes. Doh.
Building silhouettes and rooftops in foggy France
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
But you're down south now. Still grim ½ way up the west side. Micro-climate my arse, only 4° warmer than Edinburgh.
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This Katie Lam? You could be forgiven for thinking she was already in Reform.
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Post a picture taken by you (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
Somebody in a yellow top startling out to a rough sea, they're wondering whether to go for an ice cream, a Guinness or chips.
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
That's their candidate! 😂
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
French brassicas last autumn
A selection of colourful vegetables
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This is where she lives 😊
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Utter Tosh
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Not to get too ad hominem, but did her house float away?
Still from the movie Up! where a house is suspended from many colourful party balloons.
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The clematis is flowering! 🌞
White clematis starting to flower
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
My dog has been organising the hens this morning. Good boy!
Two chickens, one is a toy
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Hope and mascara is all we have.
Headline from Alister Heath of the Telegraph: "Hope and mascara is not a policy, it is a fanatic religion bent on our destruction" (maybe)
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Greg Bovino has been put back in his box
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Still a paedo.
The Cuprinol Cunt and the Hot Fuzz Living Statue.
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
View of the other side from across the lake
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
A quick trip to the vets, we met this chap, 7 weeks old, arrived in a side-car. Sadly, not called Gromit
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Sunshine! And chateau. #france
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Maçons are working next door 😊🥖
A builder's van with the dashboard covered in baguettes
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
These two are on my phone, not saved saved, take your pick.
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Advance UK calling for remigration, whilst headed by Ben Habib. Have they thought this through?
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
None taken. Have some daffs. Don't eat them.
Daffs
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Visually, there's a lot happening in that photo. Stripes , zig zags, chequered. 😵 Dazzle ship vibe.
Ship with dazzle camouflage to confuse attacking submarines
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I'm not sure the jumper's colour is the issue. Here's our boy this morning, he's ditched his jumper.
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Why do Reform's favourite Nazis, Restore Britain include Northern Ireland in their branding? Are they UKIP in a scooby doo disguise? #RestoreBritain
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Something weird is happening in the sky and I'm getting an urge to make a mashed potato mountain.
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Steph 🌈 @sameoldbones.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Our valley is flooding 😩
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