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same • they/it/she • 26 • 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 [ 🔞 nsfw (re)posts • minors dni ] a formless archetype where sameness transcends shape and self samegetswi.fi • #same-oc

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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 16h
morning
youtube music player song queue

Now playing: Ponyboy - SOPHIE
Next up: 延边人民热爱毛主席 The People of Yanbian Love Chairman Mao
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 29/09/2026
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 26/09/2026
oh hey its the original Starwalker what are you doing on my phone
cropped screenshot of a notification i got with the original starwalker from deltarune
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 25/09/2026
Resquirted by charlie deeds done kirk cheap white woman fart explosion
Resquirted by charlie deeds done kirk cheap
white woman fart explosion
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 24/09/2026
loving the current state of the internet
Screenshot of discord blocking me from entering a not safe for work chat, due to the new age restriction change

(text edited to say "Oopsie woopsie you just made a little fucky wucky uwu, Who's a widdle baby?? thats right!! you are!! This channel is for big boys only. you'll just have to get a little older to get in here teehee~")
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 24/09/2026
nether is practically unplayable btw
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 23/09/2026
the monolith
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 22/09/2026
bro i just want a decent anilist app
”Anilist/MAL Companion: Kiroku” locking the ”Track” page behind a Premium subscription”MyAniList” offering a subscription for 37,99€/year for a whole bunch of features”Silvianna” just outright refuses to work without a 2,99/month or 29,99/year subscription
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 21/09/2026
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 21/09/2026
this minecraft shader bug i currently have is lowk beautiful
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 18/09/2026
samsung ads be like
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 17/09/2026
this is something he would say
Mr Beast sim in sims 2 saying "I'm very excited that i tried this Music & Dance activity! That was alot of fun!"
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 15/09/2026
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 15/09/2026
poor flowery
flowery lived a life of suffering

got fired from 2 jobs, kept burning the kitchen, invited a stray dog into the house and it shredded his sofa

the bathroom in his house would constantly break, the dog he had made most of the money in the house

the dog was too stupid to eat food so it would get taken by animal welfare like twice

died as he lived, burning the kitchen down
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 15/09/2026
flowery moved in and immediately started watering the flowers at his new apartment
screenshot from the sims 2, with a very chopped recreation of flowery from deltarune pissing on a decorative bush
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 13/09/2026
fuck
the silent hill 2 save screen with weezer edited in the corner
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 10/09/2026
i wonder if they got new project briefs now available…
screenshot from my proton mail inbox with emails from dribbble with the subject ”New Project Briefs Now Available”
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 10/09/2026
zenless zone zero characters that are: ✅ clean vs bushy 😡
screenshot from a tiktok that has a zzz character with the caption from the post
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 09/09/2026
The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Remake) NTSC-version
screenshot from the everything app:

official white house account post that has an n64 style model of the american president in the n64 style oval office with the hud from ocarina of time

”Hey! Listen!”
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 09/09/2026
apple september event rumors: - tim cook will return to primordial sludge from which john ternus rises up - the foldable iphone has been canceled last minute, instead apple will be releasing 10000 locusts - steve jobs’ soul is rumored to be trapped within the new a20 pro chipset - iphone 18 pro
tim cook
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 08/09/2026
she showing me her
”Undergrowth Bush” item in allumeria
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 06/09/2026
why are you like this
Proton Mail, Drive, VPN and Authenticator icons on my desktop. The Authenticator icon is the only one that sticks out because it has a white background on it
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 06/09/2026
til: you can just buy uzbekistan off discord for 4,99€
screenshot from apple pay "Uzbekistan" Discord In-App Purchase
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 03/09/2026
beat so ass even garageband just gave up
screenshot of the macos crash notice "GarageBand quit unexpectedly."
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 03/09/2026
do u think this will be the sound of the summer
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 02/09/2026
who up browsing pussyspace
screenshot from google "pussyspace.com"
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 02/09/2026
picture of mark zuckerberg putting on the meta raybans, edited to have swirls and the logo for "confessions of a rotten girl" by sawtowne
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 02/09/2026
the biggest issue with the meta ai glasses (aside from y'know them existing) is that people keep calling em pervert glasses but they dont even have the swirls necessary to be the pervert glasses
cover art for "confessions of a rotten girl" from sawtowne, featuring a nerd miku with circular glasses that have a swirl on em (the pervert glasses)mark zuckerberg putting on the meta ai raybans
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 31/08/2026
beautiful woman named SHIN RAMYUN
2 shin ramen packages with a picture of a woman on it (kpop idols maybe?)
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 31/08/2026
linux can be so whimsical i love elves and magic 🧝‍♀️🧝🧝‍♂️✨🪄🦄🦄🌈🌈
photo of cachyos iso boot with a few lines of

”Invalid ELF header magic”
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 30/08/2026
in its natural habitat, thriving, would you really want to buy one and deny it that aliexpress is evil for harvesting these
product picture for a bootleg cirno snail plush where its in a glacier
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 29/08/2026
🥀🥀
microsoft edge open inside of geforce now with the downloads popup showing an access denied icon
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 22/08/2026
leaked footage of nintendos next big mario title has surfaced online
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 19/08/2026
”do not talk to me until i have processed my morning spreadsheet”
google ai overview with the command:
post like bsky user samegetswi.fi

”To post like the Bluesky user @samegetswi.fi, you should share casual observations about strategy games, misinterpret tech platform updates or jokes, and write in a low-caps, relaxed internet style reflecting a 25-year-old trans/non-binary persona. @
Style Guidelines
• Tone: Casual, slightly dry, geeky, and introspective.
• Topics: Video games, software quirks, random daily thoughts, and niche internet culture.
• Formatting: Lowercase letters, minimal punctuation, and conversational fragments.”Example Posts
• playing a grand strategy game for six hours just to realize my entire economy relies on exporting buttons
• do you ever look at a Ul update and feel like the app is gaslighting you into thinking it was always like that
• do not talk to me until i have processed my morning spreadsheet
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 19/08/2026
important decision
spin the wheel site with 2 options "bird pussy" "clown pussy", landed on bird pussy, confetti and clapping
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 14/08/2026
me feeling sexy haha. i love cum. #Gamer....
screenshot of a followers bio ”Hii! Me feeling sexy haha. I have OF free subscription! | +18 (soft and hard kinks
#Latina. #Stonerslut. #Cumslut for real, i love cum. #Gamer....”
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 12/08/2026
i should get into more debt… thanks app store
apple app store suggesting ”etoro ai” app
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 11/08/2026
blue style deltarune beloved
picture of an aqua plush on aliexpress with the text ”blue style” under it
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 11/08/2026
customer gets 0,00€ invoice bank sends that invoice to the customer customer can not confirm that payment because 0,00€ is not a valid amount to pay beautiful, just beautiful ”check the payment amount” yes i did thats correct, atleast the carrier app says its fine but holyy jank
e-invoice from my carrier at 0,00€ with a notice ”check the payment amount” can not confirm it
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 08/08/2026
output from an ai agent:
"thought: 8.0s, smoke still green"
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 31/07/2026
dopamine detox? nah, aliexpress dopamine patches and shortform content, call that dopamaxxing
screenshot for ”30pcs ”dopamine” patches” on aliexpressscreenshot from app store asking if i want to download tiktok
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 30/07/2026
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 28/07/2026
220 notifications from the instagram app over the last week
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 28/07/2026
my anti-brainrot everyday carry 2026 😍💕
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 28/07/2026
this must feel so good if ur a navigation bar
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 24/07/2026
installed ios 27 developer beta 4, loving the chef polycule emoji
iphone emoji picker showing an emoji with multiple chefs kissing
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 22/07/2026
how does aliexpress always know exactly what im craving
3 items next to eachother on the aliexpress homepage

a "original" headlight controller unit for a 2018 mercedes benz,
an inflateable tub you put on your bed (picture has a badly photoshopped image of a man in one of those tubs, on a bed) and a bootleg uno hatsune miku figurine
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 21/07/2026
its that time of year again 🎉
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 20/07/2026
thorsty
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suspiciously green same @samegetswi.fi · 19/07/2026
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