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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 5h

I thought it would be cute to spritz down the inside of the cone of shame with catnip spray before putting it on her. She's literally spinning like Taz.

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Tasmanian Devil Eiffel Tower

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 8h

adding snow if you're ever going to dig your way out. If you can't prevent stress from piling on, you simply keep straining to hold up all the stress and keep working. When you reach the threshold, you stop straining and let it crush you. You saw it coming. You planed for it. Throw the switch.

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Bugbo Fading Into Black

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 8h

put on my own brain's blacklist. No access to anything that isn't strictly necessary until the burnout can melt, and this is the resin cured plaque, stress permafrost, permastress. That's the stuff that reduces a Formula 1 car to a wheelbarrow. Recovery really is like melting ice. You have to stop

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 8h

My breakdown was likely the same mechanics as this. I was mom's Alzheimer's caregiver for 6 years, masking the perfect son, cook, chauffeur, etc. When she died and I could finally drop the mask, which I'd been wearing 24/7 for her, my brain got whiplash going from hyperfunctional to useless. I was

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 12h

How about when the omnipotent god asks questions. There's never a reason for an omnipotent being to ever even know what the concept of a question even is.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 15h

My kitty's getting more frisky lately, more playful. Which is a great sign, but it also means many tiny holes in my flesh with frequent blood letting. I just have to keep telling myself not to pull away. Never jerk away from cat claws.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 17h

Impeachment needs more of a mob mentality. It can't be a political process where politicians remove their co-workers. It needs to be the people deciding he has to go outside of all of their political protections.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I guess Tammy Faye's husband finally kicked the bucket.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Shutting Amazon Prime down again. It's really not worth paying for. The shipping is almost never on time, the video service is kinda sad, if you just spend over $25 you don't pay for shipping anyway and the way they're tanking the world now, $25 ain't squat. It's hard NOT to get free shipping.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The key to peace in this house is letting Ava kitty lick the spoon. When I feed Harley her medication mixed in with wet cat food, Ava doesn't need to be eating that. I bring the spoon with me and while Harley chows down, I distract Ava with the delicious spoon to lick for just long enough.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Is yellow the new red? All of the Chyron on online videos has changed to yellow. I'm guessing some AI made up a study saying that yellow text and arrows increase clicks. I mean, white is still the king, but for COLORED TEXT, yellow is everwhere I look now. It used to be red everywhere not long ago.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The word "doctor" has lost all meaning on YouTube. Now everybody uses it for everything and most of them aren't even human at all, with their magic hands that go from 10 to 14 fingers, depending on gestures.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Curious to see how he might react to MAL getting vaporized instead of Los Angeles.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Noticing that buying in bulk often costs more than buying singles. A single tin of cat food will cost 90¢ but buying a 24pk of them cost $1.00 per can. Up is down. Left is right. Violence is peace. Nothing makes sense. And they put a coupon on the bulk box which STILL costs more after discount!

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Been thinking about how to get rid of various furniture pieces that are nice wood, but not useful shaped pieces. Now I'm leaning toward using the wood to make new pieces. Been a while since I did any woodworking. I've started having faint motivations lately. Need more of those. C'mon motivations!

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think I invented a new diet. Buy smaller tortillas. Burrito goes down to fajita, which goes down to street taco. It works, because if you needed a diet you weren't ever using the street taco sized tortillas in the first place. They're dollhouse tortillas. No more tortillas over 8" in my house.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Obama wears a brown suit and they make a huge story out of it. Trump tries wearing brown....

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sometimes they come up with the absolute best, most coveted hypotheticals.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

How about AI breaks out and destroys all the financial data backups, obliterating all banking, credit cards, and debts? That's a panic I'd love to watch the wealthy figure out. "Wait. I pay for electricity every month?!?"

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We could let them have him when we're ready to put him in a box and weld it closed. Give him a nice view and daily bologna sandwiches.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I would very much like to bring back anvil dropping. The world needs a few well placed anvil drops. Not too many. Just like a dozen or so ...90 at the most.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My brain is so trained to spot a cat turning her head to the right to lick her wounds while the cone is off that I hiss at the OTHER cat when she turns her head to the right. "HEY! NO! STOP THA... Oh. It's you. Sorry. As you were."

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Trivia I learned this AM... Warrant's Cherry Pie was written as an absurd knee jerk reaction to the record label demanding they put out a sexy rock anthem. They wrote the dumbest thing they could think of to get them to piss off and reject it. That's not how it went down. Double platinum. oops.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

How much equipment does she carry around just to polish a mushroom occasionally.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Judge in Tulsa(!) rules Flock cameras violate Fourth Amendment. Good on ya Okies! That prompted the below comments on Reddit which I found lovely. www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/justice...

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This 2025 "Superman" is not deserving of the eponymous name. Call it anything else... Everybody Hates Superman, Most Wanted Man of Steel. Just not "Superman" proper. It's OK as another drop in a worn out bucket, but it is not the Superman story. Just make a new world, with new superheroes.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My idea is a little less intense. It's called "How Many Pencils?"

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Today's milestone in advertising: I just saw a women's razor commercial with pubes being shaved. Not a cartoon, but a crotch, a swimsuit, and an actual hedge trimming. If this is not a new thing, I really need a brain scan, because that's something I would remember. Granted, it was on Amazon Prime.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

$4-5 for a loaf of damn bread just... it's wrong. I'm not even talking about seedy, chunky bread, with fancy potpourri flakes in the dough. Just bread. Flour, water, yeast, and sugar. Man I can't wait for the corporations to get castrated again.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Occasionally, Harley kitty gets frisky and digs 20 claws into my arm, wrapping all limbs around my forearm like a bear trap, which is fine as long as you don't pull away. Never pull away! She then proceeds to clamp down with her jaws, but she only has 2 molars left, so that's where the danger ends.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

OK. That gutter cleaning is going to haunt me for a bit. I'm already having trouble getting up. I burned out a bunch of muscle groups on that task. Back, abs, quads, forearms, hands... I can barely hold a spoon. I tried to stir with a wooden spoon and it fell right out of my grip. Popping potassium.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Are they talking about people or are they talking about hypotheticals? I just feel like they're way more mad about hypothetical transsexuals doing hypothetical injustices, more than actual transsexual human beings wanting to play games with friends.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is it just me or are they dropping their ballots into a fancy graphic equalizer with 2 channel VU meters?

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Gutters are clean. I'd weighed myself before I went out and when I finished showering to get all the nasty crud off of me. I weighted 1.5 LBS lighter. Now if I could just get motivated to clean 28 more gutters, I'd have a BMI in the green! I don't see that happening today.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm already at 3.39 inches of rain. It's gone up since I took the photo 12 seconds ago. That's no sprinkle. 3.41 now.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Looking out at all this rain tells me one thing for sure. I really need to clean out my gutters. I was thinking about how clogged gutters were never a problem back when I was a little kid in this house. Yeah. Cuz the trees all kept growing taller, dumbass! At least I got there eventually.

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Jalapeno Pepper Plant Time-Lapse Growth

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I woke up thinking the garbage truck was having a really hard time emptying bins with all the constant rumbling and banging. Nope. It's Thor.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

oops. wrong photo. That's the newer version. Mine are the OG bastards.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And the companies will set them up with bikini models and those Chippendale's dancers on Friday nights, and will serve them lobsters on Mondays, and hand wash everybody's cars, and give every child a scholarship to wherever they want to go, and they'll help you move a sleeper sofa upstairs, and....

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dusted off the old Bose AM5s I bought for my parents way back when those were hot stuff. Playing flat, they are pretty meh, but once you put a little EQ in there, they can sound pretty good. Definitely adequate for kitchen jamming. One day I may find the remote for the 20 yr old Sony amp.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

None taken at all. I was the network admin mostly. I dabbled in layouts when I ran out of things to fix, but I just remember so damn much green. There was a room full of products to handle. This was just before digital photography started. I barely remember most brands we worked, but I remember 🐸!

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don't care who you are, when you happen to be sitting on a swivel stool and The Dire Straits' "Twisting by the Pool" plays on the radio—you DO YOUR JOB!"

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I say those who participated in illegal deportations of citizens should be denatrualized and deported to a country where they're not wanted, or where they're wanted in an extradition sense. From the goon squad to the Justices out of good behavior. Definitely the camo cosplay Barbie.

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SamCrut 🔥 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 🔥 @samcrut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If we would just build our society around collaborating instead of competing, none of this would even be a thing. People would just be people helping people get stuff done, not for medals, but for making cool stuff.

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