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Sam Clemente

@samclemente.me
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Founder @stygiantech.dev Social Web Builder Professional Maker of Sand Thoughts Unprofessional Explainer of Computers LGBTQ+ | Autistic @skej.at | @thesocialwire.app | @latr.link | @mycontextprotocol.dev

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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 2h
static.klipy.com
Suspicious Look Hmmm
Alt: Suspicious Look Hmmm
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 2h
This is in the beta now (with some refinements), check it out testflight.apple.com/join/TdTAv3Ug
testflight.apple.com
Join the Quill: For Bluesky beta
Available on iOS
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 2h
Close...
A screenshot of the new Finance feed I'm testing in The Social Wire, but the article is about chicken/vegetable stock...not securities
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 3h
Phoebe from Friends: "Not the one I had my eye on"

She was talking about hamsters, not computers, but it works here too
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 3h
Would anyone like to buy me an M5 Ultra Mac Studio?
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 3h
Running Docker containers as well as three simulated devices really takes a toll on your computer
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 3h
Oh I've been talking about Dippin' Dots and how they were the backbone of the COVID vaccine logistics endeavor But the other dot's fun too
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 3h
I've got the guava tonight, but my real favorite is tamarind
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 3h
Jarritos always hits
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 3h
I'm limited by data source here, but if I start making money on any of this, I can justify a data source that would allow for native views instead
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 3h
Chat is this anything?
A screenshot of a demo showing a new idea for implementing stock charts into Quill, showing a line graph of Apple's stock price
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 5h
An actually good set of data would double or triple my infra costs
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 5h
Holy fuck why are financial data apis so expensive I just wanna make silly little apps
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 8h
We're gonna atproto so hard atstore.fyi
atstore.fyi
at-store | Apps on the Atmosphere
Discover apps and tools across the Atmosphere. Find your next favorite app today!
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 8h
The correct configuration of the Framework 13 Pro keyboard and bezel
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 9h
Them: "We don't need to put a warning when someone tries to admit a 61 year old man into the postpartum recovery unit, only a complete idiot would try to do that" Me, a complete idiot: *does it*
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 9h
Claude has been helpful because I'm morally opposed to learning excel formulae
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 9h
I've spent too much time in Excel today
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 10h
Like you think Ebeneezer or Silas can hold up in a 1v1??
A picture of the map Rust from Call of Duty
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 10h
Yeah a victorian child may have a longer attention span than I do, but they can't hit this SICK ASS 360 NOSCOPE
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 10h
Like it's as nonsensical as: "Oh my god Astra scored 75% on potatobench and 83% on cumsockbench it's a BEAST"
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 10h
Yeah, but even if you weren't killed in the fray, the remaining 99% of people would probably want you dead anyway You won't have to log into captive portals, though
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 10h
Are there any AI benchmarks out there that are actually useful?
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 10h
It probably wouldn't end with you ending up anywhere other than a grave, but it *would* accomplish the task
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 10h
I think it would accomplish the goal, though
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 12h
A lot of what you're seeing isn't "not caring about/understanding the arts" it's "caring more about power and money than the arts"
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 12h
For the record: it's more likely that someone working in tech has a liberal arts background than not
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 12h
Also the very fact that you're saying that people should use the term more means that it's not, in fact, in people's lexicon
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 12h
Bluesky hall of fame right there
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 12h
It's me; I wants this
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 14h
I put little dots on my laptop and now it looks like a fish
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 14h
Socks? Socks are cool
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 14h
Burger King's got new chicken nuggets
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 14h
I had a take on tiramisu with beer-soaked ladyfingers instead of espresso (called biramisu) that was pretty good
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 14h
Fondue
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 14h
Bees are cool
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 14h
ATProto is cool and fun and it's going to make a positive impact on people's experience of the web, moving it from a single silo within an app to the broader web
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 14h
Like, you're not calling them out, you're not holding them accountable, you're not educating them or their audience, you're not doing any kind of activism You're reposting a screenshot of a random user on a completely different website All you're doing is saying "look at me I'm cultured"
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 14h
Once again: you *can* just ignore the idiots on X, the Everything App You don't have to keep reposting it, further boosting the obviously idiotic content for your performative "look at them they suck and I know that because I'm cultured"
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 14h
Let the noodle buy its lunch in peace
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 16h
I don't mean to brag but
A screenshot of a thread from 2 months ago:
- pckt.blog: "taking name suggestions for what to call people who blog on pckt. current lead: pckteers, but also accepting worse ideas."
- samclemente.me (that's me): "Hot pckts"
- pckt.blog: "truly horrible"
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 18h
My original appreciation for Little Guys™️ started with this Little Guy™️
Shy Guy from the Mario Universe
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 18h
If you’ve got an agent running, it’s most likely signing commits with the SSH key
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 30/09/2026
"lig-buh-tuck"
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 30/09/2026
LGBTQ as an acronym, not an initialism
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 30/09/2026
Okay you cannot harness mechahitler into this Little Guy Friend-shaped, is not friend
The grok bot app icon, which is a little white blob with black oval eyes kinda like a shy guy
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 30/09/2026
ChatGPT-mail when?
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 30/09/2026
Apparently it's going to turn into: - ChatGPT Pages - ChatGPT Slides - ChatGPT Sheets
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 30/09/2026
Apparently it's not just with dots...this is interesting
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Sam Clemente @samclemente.me · 30/09/2026
fym "worst"? This is pure genius
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