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Sam

@sambnuuy.bsky.social
33 followers 71 following 59 posts

Indescribable, unknowable, likes peanuts. Post Kinky Stories and Stuff Here Lots: furaffinity.net/user/person432

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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The bnuuy life is not chosen. It finds you.
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I really have only ever set myself up for disappointment investigating the "perfectly unambiguous factory". Thank you for the recommendation.
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Just like mine frfr
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It's the day that they're gonna throw it back to you.
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"I you can't write 1,000 words a day, and do copious amounts of cocaine, this just isn't for you." - Stephen King
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Some places really are just a hotbed of miraculously innocuous Peril and DiD activities. Which sounds like an oxymoron but don't worry about it, I don't makes the rules.
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Big, if true
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
But, I gotta... I gotta get the broom... sorry, someone spilled some cereal and I gotta get the broom...
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
If it hits good, contrivance is irrelevant. Freak it up.
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Unironically looks almost like the PS1 days where they'd slap a real guy's face onto a cube and call it a day
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
it's my fault she mad i lost the bottle of salmon oil }:
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
eatin lettuc
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a costco apron is standing in front of a woman
ALT: a man wearing a costco apron is standing in front of a woman
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Shorts and no jacket weather baybeeeeeee
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I will also join
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ekko 🌿 @sweetst4r.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Thank you so much for 250 followers!!! To celebrate how much i appreciate yall for liking my art so much, I'm hosting a giveaway ♡ To enter ⏬️ • must be following • like and comment a ref sheet • repost ♡ #furry #furryart #giveaway #raffle #art
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
She just needs some water
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
"We can't install a traffic circle in the neighborhood. The cars driving around in the circle will cause tornados to form." -- Actual NIMBY comment I remember from a zoning meeting about a traffic circle being installed.
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Fuckin uhhhhh Easter Bnuuy surprise I took a bunch of stuff out of your house and scattered it across the lawn (or closest immediate grassy area) for you or someone to find. Best of luck, finders keepers. 🐇
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Big Mouth Bay made the mistake of harboring penguins. That's an automatic 10% tariff right there.
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Those books don't have any pictures I ain't reading those
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Mhuyo @mhuyo.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
when your brain suddenly stops gaslighting you
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
*Exactly* the response I was looking for 👉😎👉
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Omg I still exist on here, sick, dude www.furaffinity.net/view/59755980/
He's getting got by a big scary spider
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
"Who's the shark with the log?" "We call her the log shark."
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
100 followers for cool cat, congratules Behold, my dearest ferret
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ekko 🌿 @sweetst4r.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
☽ 100+ follower raffle ☾ Thank you so much for pushing me to 100+ followers! It means so much you all like my art enough to follow me to see more ♡ To enter: ~ repost this post ~ comment a reference sheet of an oc/sona ~ follow me here 1 winner chosen 2/8/25 ♡ #raffle #giveaway #furry #furryart
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
That's me, sorry. (I'm not really sorry)
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Memories, memories
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
wow
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
What should we talk about. Do you like "the weather"
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
hell yeah
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
Dudes will end up like this and say 'hell yeah'
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Think it's just the unfortunate nature of our very specific chosen medium. Plus, every writer I've ever known is equal parts neurotic and hesitant (myself included) when it comes to commenting literally anything, so at the very least you absolutely have company xD
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Phillies lost and I wanna cry. Go burds I guess. Kinktober 2023 Day 25: www.furaffinity.net/view/54181770/ @pyperhaylie.bsky.social #kinktober2023 The first day of the last week. The home stretch begins!
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
They got paid off we don't claim them
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Wh-whaaat...? No, no I would *never*, stop it...
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Correct, only rabbits can be the good guys. Source: Me rabbit
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Ha ha the dozen of you that read my stuff didn't expect me to write *another* spider story for @pyperhaylie.bsky.social 's Kinktober month, but you're all horribly, *horribly* wrong! FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/54143599/ Look upon my works, ye, and despair! Oop! I'm approaching the character lim
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Note: Anthropomorphic or not, do not let your ferret nibble on your miniatures. Yes, this is tangentially related to the story. FA link: www.furaffinity.net/view/54119744/ @pyperhaylie.bsky.social 's #kinktober2023 Two-thirds of the way there, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Spiders, indeed
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
SMH don't you just hate when this happens to you?
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Hey it me :D Oh shit I'm stuck D:
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Day 19. 19/19 for 19, baby. Spider-themed story. Check it out. Wrote this one in record time. Best prompt. FA Link: www.furaffinity.net/view/54107602/ #Kinktober2023
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Status: Ain't there
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Challenge accepted. Will talk only about the weather and my health next time.
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Oh my god don't scare me like that
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
But who was phone? (It was da gost da hole time)
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Sam @sambnuuy.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Day 12, pimps. Kinktober2023 Day 12 Story: www.furaffinity.net/view/54018400/ Today we explore the ethics of animal testing in regards to the advancements of medical technologies. Yes, every word in that sentence is a joke and very relative. #Kinktober2023 #Kinktober
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