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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 23/12/2025

Need a plumber to look at a boiler in a flat on Faulkner Square, Liverpool. Can anyone recommend someone?

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 24/11/2025

If Keane had lightly slapped Gueye back, would the ref have sent them both off? Cos we still would’ve won. UTFT! 💙

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 24/11/2025

Can we talk about Friday?! ☺️ My tour hit a packed Liverpool Playhouse and it was GLORIOUS 💓 Thanks to everyone who came out and to Michelle who got onstage to do press-ups with me for a reason I can’t quite recall 🤣 I love you all xxx 📷: Andy Hollingworth

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 19/11/2025

The commentary for Scotland's 4th goal last night might be the greatest piece of sports commentary ever. Pure chaos and joy. McFadden on co-comms screaming 'SHOOT! SHOOT!' before Liam McLeod shouts 'He's gonna shooooOOOOT OH HAS THAT GONE IN?! OHHHHHHHH!!!' Pandemonium! Class.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 14/11/2025

I'm in awe of what Sara Cox is doing right now for Children in Need! 5 marathons in 5 days (in British autumn weather) is frankly, ridiculous 👏 I was lucky enough to appear on her show a few years back. And I'm pleased to report she was just as lovely and down to earth off-mic as she is on air.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 13/11/2025

WW1 - Archduke Franz Ferdinand assassinated WW2 - Hitler invades Poland WW3 - Nonce

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 13/11/2025

‘In the future, everyone will be in the Epstein Files for 10 minutes’ - Andy Warhol

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 13/11/2025

Hearing reports that Jeffrey Epstein is mentioned in the Epstein Files. More to follow.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 12/11/2025

‘Next on BBC1 we’ll be discussing if the BBC are institutionally biased. But first up, it’s Bargain Hunt with Nigel Farage…’

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 11/11/2025

BREAKING: BBC apologise to Donald Trump for editing a speech to make him coherent.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 08/11/2025

That point against Sunderland looking much better in hindsight…

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 08/11/2025

John Lewis ‘British Values’

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 06/11/2025

Why did people vote for the new Mayor of New York?

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 04/11/2025

If you’re working full-time and still can’t afford basic food and rent, something is severely wrong.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 03/11/2025

If Dewsbury Hall was any sloppier he’d have to go home in Tupperware.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 03/11/2025

Venue had a guest book so I wrote this.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 02/11/2025

Having a moment. Thinking about all the people who’ve come out to see me on this tour so far. Leeds last night was a joy. Thanks to Stuart for the best heckle. Thanks to Katie Tracey for her brill support slot. Thanks to everyone who came out, either the 1st time or the 5th. ♥️

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 01/11/2025

Leeds! Let’s goooo 🤘😍🤘

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 24/10/2025

Parliament won’t discuss Prince Andrew?!

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 19/10/2025

Thanks to everyone who came to Hedge End on Friday. A really special venue for me. Shout out to Hanif who bought me a beer during the interval and Tanya who took this pic. Next up, Wrexham 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 19/10/2025

The biggest problem with AI is that I now presume every video / image I see to be AI-generated and thus believe nothing.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 18/10/2025

Fridge is broke. Not going to bed till I’ve eaten everything.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 17/10/2025

We have all been radicalised…

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 14/10/2025

‘Go suck your Kings wanker’

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 14/10/2025

Mick told me how to deal with death threats.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 12/10/2025

Didn’t have ‘Zack Polanski comments on your FB post’ on my 2025 bingo card.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 11/10/2025

Hope and equality? Not for me, ta.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 11/10/2025

Someone just tried to insult me by calling me a ‘lefty scouser’. Thanks 👍

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 09/10/2025

New episode of Taproom Tramps every Friday.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 08/10/2025

Did you see the chocolate bar?! 🤣

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 07/10/2025

Had a great time in the USA 🇺🇸

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 05/10/2025

EUSTON TANNOY: Customers are reminded not to run at any time

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 04/10/2025

I refuse to go onstage without a pink couch 🤣

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 03/10/2025

If Britain was a house party

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 02/10/2025

Forest fan on front row of my show tonight told me he was avoiding the result so he could watch it when he got home. He must be watching it right now. Poor fecker.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 02/10/2025

Well that was quite the experience! Quick trip to NYC to host a fundraising gala, then back to Blighty for shows in Bristol, Southend and Cambridge this weekend 💪🤓 (where I will NOT be dressed in a tux, soz)

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 02/10/2025

Imagine a revenge movie starring Liam Neesan where he tracks down and incarcerates all the PPE crooks from the pandemic.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 01/10/2025

‘You can identify as anything nowadays’

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 30/09/2025

5 Live news just led with a piece about Starmer's speech at the Labour conference and the ONLY clip they played was NIGEL FARAGE'S RESPONSE. Balanced.

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 27/09/2025

Digital ID to stop immigrants?

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 27/09/2025

No make up. Just me in my Oodie. Do I still have that magic? ✨

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Sam Avery @samaverycomedy.com · 26/09/2025

People announcing their departure on social media never gets old 🤣

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