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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 10h
Kris (Hannah Einbinder) breasting boobily through the woods in Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 04/10/2026
looked hot at a wedding yesterday so y'all get to see
The author, a white trans woman with long blonde hair and glasses, poses for a selfie. She is wearing a red and brown dress under a brown and black houndstooth coat.
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 23/09/2026
thinking a lot about @bluedelliquanti.bsky.social's Adversary this week. If you haven't read it please do. One of the only books I've read that digs to the emotional core of ongoing COVID trauma
A page from ADVERSARY by Blue Delliquanti. Anton, on the verge of angry tears, tells Curtis "don't -- fucking touch me." The shadow of his head touches the shadow of Curtis's chest. In a large panel following, Curtis looks out on a lake, alone.
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 17/09/2026
i'm in love sfgksfpmnsdpvm
the tilcayo, a small wild cat with orange fur and white stripe/spot markings like a cross between a leopard and a tiger. it is walking intently toward the camera.the tilcayo in an enclosure in a forest. it's sitting on a raised metal surface looking down and to the left at researcher Paola Nogales-Ascarrunz, a woman with long brown hair.
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 08/09/2026
new oot link looks great
DJ Slime Time from Monster Factory, an elderly green Qunari with pointy ears and shiny skin
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 05/09/2026
Zira from IDWTBAMG raising her fist and saying "I know that's right."
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 03/09/2026
announcement time: I've joined @vanniall.com's production team! I'm ludicrously excited about this, especially as we're gearing up to launch her new site StudioVanniall.com later this month. I hope all you beautiful perverts will join us!! (I helped out on this shoot for XBiz earlier this summer!)
Vanniall, a Black trans woman with long dark hair, lounges on her left side in a forest with her elbow on top of a tree root, partially obscured by foliage around her. She gazes into the camera, wearing a set of black, rose-print lingerie.
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 11/08/2026
they're calling her ozymilfias
edited panel from the penultimate issue of Watchmen (Moore/Gibbons). Ozymandias addresses Rorschach and Nite Owl. "'Do it?' Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?

I MILFified you ten years ago."
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 09/08/2026
rewatched the comic-con episode of Psych and tell me why someone in 2006 swiped Brian Bolland's Return of Barry Allen cover for this single piece of set dressing
screenshot from the Psych episode "Shawn vs. The Red Phantom." a cop stands in front of various prints on a curtain at a comic convention. one of them says "the scarlet" above a superhero in a full-body red suit. the figure has clearly been roughly traced from the cover of The Return of Barry Allen by Brian Bolland and flipped 180 degrees.the Brian Bolland cover, showing a speedster in a Flash costume running through a reel of film. the cover is itself an homage to an earlier Flash cover by Carmine Infantino, Joe Kubert, and Ira Schnapp.
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 04/08/2026
if Goku had been in charge of eating an escape tunnel on Nardo's prison asteroid, Blockade Boy might still be alive ;_;
two panels from Adventure Comics 345. Blockade Boy quickly changes himself into a steel wall in order to protect Matter-Eater Lad from Nardo's ray powers, dying in the process.
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 12/07/2026
Edited screenshot of the Godzilla videogame meme. "Go ahead and destroy the rest of the GOP, Godzilla. Make the people happy"
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 24/06/2026
GIMP crashed when I was almost done drawing this, but tech failures only make it *easier* to make a terrible comic #makeaterriblecomicday
A four panel comic.

P1: Samantha sits at her computer thinking to herself. "Another day, another internet nightmare..."
P2: Samantha's glasses fill with tears. "Please save us, Juan Soto of the New York Mets"
P3: a sketch reproduction of a news headline and featured image of Soto, reading SOTO OUT OF LINEUP AFTER EXITING WITH BACK TIGHTNESS 
P4: Samantha at her computer from behind, still thinking to herself. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to try to escape the wheel of samsara"
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 29/04/2026
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image:
Lisa wearing a blue cloak on a rock. "Now the effort of writing has made me lightheaded, so I close by saying 'Save is! Save us now!'"
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 08/04/2026
penile preserving vaginoplasty be like
Screenshot from the above video cropped to read:

FEATURES 
HOLE
SHAFT
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 05/04/2026
THEY ARE RISEN INDEED
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 18/03/2026
I am intentionally not putting anyone on blast by name here, but the idea that this will provide the justification for "Kavanaugh stops for trans people" is.....not really an accurate read on the situation and imo should not have been spread
[Text from linked Them.us article:]

Does the new DV rule affect trans people already in the U.S.?

After the new rule’s adoption, speculation spread online that the changes would also be used to increase harassment of trans people regardless of immigration status. Some worried that the rule would effectively create a justification for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents to profile trans people on the assumption that their identity documents contain mismatched gender markers — the trans equivalent of a “Kavanaugh stop,” the doctrine established last year when Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh allowed ICE agents to racially profile people they claim are undocumented immigrants.

While U.S. law enforcement agencies do have a long history of anti-trans profiling (nicknamed “walking while trans”), Picasso tells Them that the new DV program rules alone don’t change the likelihood of whether ICE agents could detain trans immigrants and asylum seekers over their documents.

“Given ICE's lawlessness, some may also be concerned that this new policy will out the applicant as transgender to DHS, and that ICE may engage in some general harassment. But I don't see that being tied to this rule specifically, and it's a bit presumptuous to assume that transgender people (especially those of color) are not already being targeted,” Picasso said.
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 18/02/2026
when I asked DOI for comment on this lawsuit, a rep gave me a statement about how NYC was a dangerous shithole and Mamdani and Schumer have better things to do. Neither Mamdani or Schumer have anything to do with the lawsuit filed against DOI/NPS Tuesday. when I asked again they stopped responding
text from the linked article: "A DOI representative accused New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Sen. Chuck Schumer of “political pageantry” for their statements condemning the flag’s removal in a statement sent to Them via email. Neither Mamdani nor Schumer are associated with this week’s lawsuit, although Schumer filed legislation on February 15 to grant the Pride flag federal protections equivalent to the U.S. flag. The DOI and NPS did not return further requests for comment regarding the suit itself."
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 09/01/2026
I would wear the costume in question to the grocery store
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech," a man standing in a crowd to speak his mind
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 18/12/2025
we cut this for brevity but i do want to point out that RFK is now pretending the May release of his anti-GAC report, with anonymous authors and no peer review, was always supposed to be "preliminary" and the new one represents his "radical transparency" www.hhs.gov/sites/defaul...
excerpt from RFK's declaration "Safety, Effectiveness, and Professional Standards of Care for Sex Rejecting Procedures on Children and Adolescents" (numbers are footnotes referencing other HHS documents)

II. COMPREHENSIVE REVIEW OF EVIDENCE HHS issued a comprehensive evidence review and best practices assessment regarding pediatric gender dysphoria care on May 1, 2025.17  After the publication of this preliminary report, HHS also invited peer reviews from major medical associations, including the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP), the American Psychiatric Association (APA), and the ES, as well as clinical experts and evidence-based medicine methodologists. While both the AAP and the ES declined to participate, HHS received reviews from the APA and seven invited peer reviewers for consideration. The report also engaged with two unsolicited reviews that were previously published in journals. In keeping with its commitment to radical transparency, HHS published all nine peer reviews alongside its detailed responses to each one,18 as well as a final, revised report incorporating the feedback in November 2025.19
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 11/12/2025
talking to rich people in current year
a scene from Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Liaisons." Worf has accused the diplomat Byleth of stealing his poker chips during a game.

Byleth: You would dare accuse me of stealing?
Worf: Yes!
Byleth: You are lying because you are losing the game. 
Worf: I am losing because you have been cheating all along!
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 19/11/2025
yesterday was my 10 year anniversary of starting hrt! here's to another decade of biohacking my endocrine system 🎉
a photograph of a vial of estradiol valerate in a medicine cabinet, shot from below, light reflecting on the metal above it
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 09/11/2025
Text in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign signs reading "YOU KNOW I'M SUCH A FOOL for YOU"
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 16/10/2025
“I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.”
panel from AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #130 (Gerry Conway, Ross Andru, Frank Giacoia, Petra Goldberg, Art Simek). In a workshop, Human Torch and Spider-Man look at the completed Spider-Mobile, a four-wheeler with Spider-Man's costume.

Torch: "...And take a long look at...the SPIDER-MOBILE!"
Spidey: "Now's that's what I call a fiasco."
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 10/09/2025
direct action: it gets the goods
Reporting by Gino Fanelli: "Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site Tuesday in the Park Avenue neighborhood after being confronted by more than 100 protesters.

The group shouted “shame” and "Gestapo,” and applauded as agents in the ICE-led action drove a Border Patrol SUV away on four flat tires, which had been slashed."
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 01/08/2025
"i'm not really a fan of sitcoms" would it help if I told you the showrunner's character is a dirtbag transfem ecoterrorist who kills a CEO with a crossbow before the opening credits of the first episode
screenshot from The Switch ep1; Chris, dressed in all black and smiling, points a crossbow at a blurry figure in the foregroundscreenshot from The Switch ep1; Chris, dressed all in black, points a crossbow at a white man in a suit who is holding his hands in front of him. both are standing in a parking garage
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 22/07/2025
🥳
Application Status: Shipped

The U.S. Department of State has shipped your passport book on 07/21/2025.

We sent your passport book to you using Priority Mail.
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 17/07/2025
Rosa Diaz meme from Brooklyn 99. Rosa (Stephanie Beatriz) holds a picture of Rynn and Preeti from Star Wars kissing (instead of her dog). Edited dialogue: "I've only had Rynn and Preeti for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would carbonite everyone in this room and then myself."
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 08/07/2025
as long as we're doing transition timelines, what a difference ten years makes 💖💜
Left, a closeted trans girl with blonde hair and stubble smirks for the camera in 2015. Right, the same trans girl, now with long hair and purple glasses, smiles for the camera in 2025.
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 05/07/2025
impossible to pick a favorite C&H strip but these two panels (not even the punchline!) absolutely destroyed my mom and me when I was a kid. happy 67th birthday to the goat
two panels from Calvin and Hobbes, 3/6/1988. C&H are fighting over the blankets in bed.

P1
H: QUIT PULLING THE BLANKETS, WILLYA?
C: I HARDLY HAVE ANY, YOU HOG! GIMME THOSE!

P2
H: You're letting in cold air! Quit it! Quit it!
C: Serves you right, Mr. Mosty-Toasty! See what it's like being cold!
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 27/06/2025
SHARIA THEY'LL ENFORCE TRANSGENDER SHARIA
Tony from "West Side Story" singing "Maria"
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 26/06/2025
several declarations from non-plaintiffs also filed saying State + passport offices are noncompliant "'We don't answer to courts. We get our guidance from the State Department.'" www.courtlistener.com/docket/69623...
8. After some time, someone at the passport office asked to speak with me. He first told me that there was an issue with my photo, and I informed him that I submitted a new photo.
9. He then made a statement to the effect that, "Also, we're not going to give you a passport with a male gender marker." I told him about the injunction, cited the case name, and provided the judge's name. He made a statement to the effect that, "we don't answer to courts. We get our guidance from the State Department." Flabbergasted, I followed up, "You're telling me you don't have to follow the law?" He responded, "We don't."
10. I pleaded that I want to travel with my wife and son as safely as possible. He said that his hands are tied.
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 26/06/2025
"passport offices [...] have turned PI Class members away, refused to issue passports to PI Class members bearing sex markers that differ from the sex assigned to them under the Passport Policy, [and] stated that all applications seeking such a sex marker are not being processed"
"have brought it if Defendants had shown that they were working in good faith to promptly comply
with the Court’s order. As Plaintiffs informed Defendants before filing this Motion, if Defendants
provided a date certain by which the Preliminary Injunction would be implemented, or sufficient
information about why there is an unexplained delay, Plaintiffs would reevaluate the Motion. But
Defendants are slow-walking compliance, stonewalling class counsel’s and class members’
requests for basic information, and continuing to issue passports with incorrect sex designations
in violation of the Preliminary Injunction. Because time is of the essence for many class members,
Plaintiffs are forced to seek relief from this Court.
The Court prohibited Defendants from enforcing their unlawful Passport Policy against
members of the Classes who are likely to suffer irreparable injury during pendency of this case
(the “Preliminary Injunction Class” or “PI Class”) and ordered Defendants to “permit members of
the PI Class to self-select a sex designation—‘M,’ ‘F,’ or ‘X’—that is different from the sex
assigned to those individuals under the Passport Policy.” Preliminary Injunction at 1–2. The
Preliminary Injunction took effect “immediately.” Id. at 3. Yet passport offices—apparently
following orders from the Department of State—have turned PI Class members away, refused to
issue passports to PI Class members bearing sex markers that differ from the sex assigned to them
under the Passport Policy, stated that all applications seeking such a sex marker are not being
processed, and continue to only issue passports to PI Class members if they accept the sex marker" [cont. next image]"2
required by the Passport Policy. The State Department still advises the public on its website that
“we will no longer issue U.S. passports . . . with an X marker” and “only issue passports with an
M or F sex marker that match the customer’s biological sex at birth” as required by the Executive
Order.
While Plaintiffs appreciate that government policy cannot always shift on a dime,
Defendants were able to implement the now-enjoined Passport Policy within just days of the
president’s Executive Order. See Am. Compl. (ECF 76) ¶¶ 84–101. After repeated requests,
Defendants have claimed they are working to comply, asserted that compliance is challenging for
them, and suggested that members of the PI Class with urgent travel needs obtain a passport that
is inconsistent with the Court’s order and later submit an application for a correction. This
response ignores the Court’s clear direction that its Preliminary Injunction ruling took effect
immediately and that Defendants have two options for implementing that ruling: (i) process each
passport application consistent with the applicant’s requested sex designation, or (ii) require
applicants to fill out a simple “checkbox” attestation that they entitled to relief under the
Preliminary Injunction."
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 24/06/2025
posting my own attempts at art is pretty vulnerable but i couldn't bear to miss #makeaterriblecomicday
panel one: Samantha sits at a table staring at her phone. 
SAMANTHA: Ugh, more bad news. there's nothing I can do to make this world better...

panel two: Samantha's phone jumps out of her hand. the miniscule face of Vegeta fills the screen.
Vegeta: FOOL!
Samantha: Ahh! The tiny Vegeta who lives in my phone?

panel three: Vegeta crawls partway out of the phone screen to berate Samantha.
Vegeta: A warrior cares not for petty anxieties! If you cannot change your pathetic world today, train until you have the strength to do so! Only by surpassing one's own limits can fate be defied!

panel four: Samantha stands up from her chair, leaving the phone on the table. At the edge of the panel, a window shows a bright, sunny day.
Samantha: Thanks, tiny Vegeta who lives in my phone.
Vegeta: Now do an image search for "Bulma rule 34."
(end)
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 20/06/2025
it might have happened in a crossover but tim will never live this one down
Tim Drake in BATMAN/PUNISHER (w: Chuck Dixon, p: John Romita Jr)

"Someone with real HACKITUDE is mousing around the LINK FARM. I'm going to have to get to the magic cookie before him and set up a NASTYGRAM for his HOMEBOX."
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 18/06/2025
Big fan of Belbe's Armor for casual defender decks, feels like it could be especially great with Felothar's sac ability
Image of Belbe's Armor from Magic: The Gathering
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 29/05/2025
never before has someone's ass been more beat in the quoteskeets
"...that we want to resolve, not exploit."
May 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
53 quotes | 1 like
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 23/05/2025
from Arrested Development, Tobias (David Cross) to Lindsay (Portia de Rossi): "No it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but....but it might work for us."
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 09/05/2025
...they mean the Met Gala...
Thumbnail from a Megyn Kelly youtube video titled Megyn Kelly Declares "The Met Gala is Dead" and Calls Out Obscene Nudity and "Rosa Parks on Crotch"
584K views 2 days ago
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 08/05/2025
I'm dangerous man. I don't rope a dope, I smoke a pope. I drank the blood of Christ straight from the jugular back in Rome. J.D. Vance can't kill me, motherfucker. I'm smoking that shit that turned the whole Conclave gay. We're hotboxing the Vatican until the cardinals' eyes match their robes
the Dracula Flow guy, mid flow
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 05/05/2025
cover of THE FLASH #163 (art by Carmine Infantino and Joe Giella). The Flash's word balloon has been edited to read "STOP! this is not a porn story. Rather, it is an absurd science-fiction movie that features a curious new species, the Dickshark."
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 02/05/2025
this might be obvious but Nancy is lying for no reason here. She knows exactly what "cisgender" means and, like Elon, thinks it should be considered a slur
Three X posts from Mace saying "cis is a slur," "let's stop using the word 'cis,'" and "cis should be a slur"
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 01/05/2025
extremely troubling context: along with RFK at the helm, the Trump admin is pushing to install urologist Brian Christine as assistant secretary of health at HHS -- a COVID conspiracist who has for years expressed his desire to "treat" trans kids' dysphoria with Catholic "pastoral care"
Excerpt from Them.us article by the author, linked in first post in this thread:

Casting a shadow over the document’s release is Brian Christine, an Alabama urologist nominated last month to become HHS’ assistant secretary of health — the position formerly held by Dr. Rachel Levine. As the Washington Post reported this week, Christine has been an advocate of “corrective care” for trans youth for years, pushing against medical care in favor of talk therapy and “pastoral care,” a type of religious Christian counseling.

“Give them good counsel and pastoral care, and the vast majority of these kids are happy in their skin by their late teens,” Christine, a Catholic, said during a podcast appearance in 2023, apparently referencing long-debunked claims that a large number of trans youth will later “desist” and regret medically transitioning.

Christine is also a COVID-19 conspiracist who, per the Post, pushed against COVID vaccine mandates and claimed that the pandemic was “weaponized” by the government to destroy small businesses. His nomination for HHS has been referred to the Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions, but a hearing had not been scheduled at time of writing.

[Inset: a link to another article, with an image of speakers at a rally standing behind a trans flag printed with the words "Protect trans kids." Headline: "Trump Administration Announces Special Investigative Team to Root Out Trans Athletes" Subhed: "The Title IX Special Investigations Team is a collaboration between the Departments of Education and Justice."]
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 29/04/2025
me clocking in at work
panel from Chainsaw Man by Tatsuki Fujimoto. Denji yanks his starter cord with his teeth to start his engine and transform. SFX: *BOROOM*
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 28/04/2025
if Marvel is trying to make me never buy a single Marvel comic or movie again, they're doing an excellent job today (this was from Marvel Entertainment not LG to be clear)
marketing email graphic from Marvel Entertainment advertising "LG gram AI" with "the power of hybrid AI"

"The strength of the Avengers, now in LG gram's hybrid AI"
"Just like the Avengers unite their powers, LG gram becomes your intelligent companion. Experience innovation with Hybrid AI while maintaining top-tier portability and powerful performance"
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 28/04/2025
The admin argued in court as recently as April 21, defending itself in PFLAG v. Trump, that the CDC has restored all grants and that no funding was technically "cut." But as I confirmed with Lambda Legal, that doesn't square with what they're claiming in the latest propagandistic "fact sheet"
Excerpt from linked article: "The “fact sheet” also references parts of the January order that have since been blocked by federal courts, and its statements appear to contradict other claims the administration has made in various court filings. Section Four of the order directs HHS to “take appropriate steps to ensure that [medical] institutions receiving federal research or education grants” end access to gender-affirming care for people 19 and younger. The sheet asserts that HHS has now “eliminated 215 such grants” totaling $477 million, including efforts to make a teen pregnancy program inclusive of trans boys and a Boston Children’s Hospital initiative to improve the mental health of trans teens.

But a Maryland district court, in the ongoing case PFLAG v. Trump, blocked that section of the order, and barred the administration from "conditioning, withholding, or terminating federal funding" based on whether a medical entity or institution provides gender-affirming care to people under 19. That court later denied PFLAG’s motion in March to immediately enforce that injunction, finding the administration had at that point only moved to “review [...] policies, grants, and programs,” and had not yet violated the injunction by actively canceling funding.

In response to Them’s request for comment, an attorney at legal nonprofit Lambda Legal — which is involved in arguing the PFLAG v. Trump case — agreed that the administration appears in the “fact sheet” to be bragging about canceling grants in violation of the Maryland injunction, while claiming compliance in court."
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 18/04/2025
(bonus Action #1 Lois in her first finest hour)
Two panels from ACTION COMICS #1 (Siegel & Schuster). Lois is accosted by macho dingus Butch Matson and stands up for herself when Clark Kent won't.

Caption: Reluctantly, Kent adheres to his role of a weakling.
Clark: "Be reasonable, Lois. Dance with the fellow and then we'll leave right away."
Lois: "You can stay and dance with him if you wish, but I'm leaving NOW!"
Butch: "Yeah? You'll dance with me and like it!"

[Lois slaps Butch in the face.]

Butch: "Why, you--!"
Clark: [whispering] "Good for you, Lois!" [louder] "Lois--don't!"
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 18/04/2025
also happy Lois Lane Day to all journalists who aren't afraid to mix it up and get their hands dirty
Panel from SUPERMAN: BIRTHRIGHT (Mark Waid, Leinil Francis Yu, Gerry Alanguilan, Dave McCaig). Lois Land shoves a muffin into publisher Quentin Galloway's chest.

Lois: "You're a leader. I expect better from you."Panel from SUPERMAN: BIRTHRIGHT (Mark Waid, Leinil Francis Yu, Gerry Alanguilan, Dave McCaig). Lois smashes up Lex Luthor's gizmos.

Lex: "Well, keep trying! Keep--LANE! Get away from there! What are you doing?"
Lois: "Monkey-wrenching your equipment, you creep. Ook, ook."
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 18/04/2025
happy Superman Day to everyone fighting oligarchy
Three panels from ACTION COMICS #1 (Jerry Siegel and Joe Schuster). Senator Barrows chortles over a plan with lobbyist Alex Greer. In panel 3, Superman eavesdrops outside.

Barrows: "There's no doubt about it! The bill will be passed before its full implications are realized. Before any remedial steps can be taken, our country will be embroiled with Europe."
Barrows: "FINE! We'll take care of you financially for this!"

Barrows: "I suppose you're going to be well taken care of yourself?"

Superman: "YOU BET HE WILL!"
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 16/04/2025
the fucking Tyranns in Lost Eden that would eat your face if you clicked them wrong. horrifying!!
Screenshot of a game over sequence from Lost Eden. A Tyrann (tyrannosaur) is opening its mouth very close to the camera revealing rows of huge carving-knife-shaped teeth, less than a second from eating the protagonist.
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samanthAAAH! riedel @samanthawrites.net · 14/04/2025
the big sign in question
screenshot from the opening of The Simpsons, the "Days Without an Accident" sign at the nuclear power plant rewritten to read "Days Without Nancy Mace Repeatedly Hurling a Slur." Lenny stands on a ladder to replace a "1" sign with a "0."
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