Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So my website will be going offline soon. I'm leaning toward keeping this account though because I like shitposting & tiddies. 😆 141
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I love how I've been at my civvie job for 17 years and they got 3 different names for me but none of them is my name. 🤣🤣🤣 270
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm glad this week is almost done. The past 2 days have been a total nuisance. 😆 140
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I'm kicking myself in the ass right now because I'm a nudist and I could've totally marketed that. 😅 2101
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If you look at my likes on here it's 99% hot chicks and cats so if you want to give me the best gift bring me a hot chick in a catsuit. Meow!! 😺 190
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I don't know what is happening in the world of men but I have decided to start my retirement from new clients right meow. Lol I will still be posting an updated schedule on my website for returning friends. To those of you who make business a pleasure- I look forward to seeing you again. 🥰🥰 0110
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I think I should add some more home decor to my wishlist because I have officially crossed the line into "boho maximalist" territory. 😅😅 040
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I have a niece who wants to be British and she's started talking with a British accent so I taught her some vocabulary. Her new favorite words are "wanker" and "bollocks". My job is done. 🤣 2180
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Btw, I've decided I'll still keep a schedule on my website for returning clients. 🙂 060
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 03/08/2026At the end of August I'm going off the radar so if you have my number you know how ti het ahold of me. I'm tired boss. 😘 280
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I'm glad Monday is done and looking forward to *ahem* lunch tomorrow. 😈 080
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I love having a bestie who is also a photographer and I can't wait to see the pics we took today. Stay tuned....😁 0100
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I just came on here and it said I need to verify my age because it shows my location is Texas. Wtf? 240
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I caught him in the act. Mr. Digsby, the culprit who is tearing up my yard! 😭 2101
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I just want to be clear about something- the technical issue with my site had NOTHING to do with my website security! I upgraded because there was something new & better so no, my site and form have always been encrypted and secure since day one. 🙄 060
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I got the issue with my website resolved and upgraded my security suite while I was at it so everything is good to go. And I changed the color scheme again because I like redecorating. 😂😁 070
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 03/07/2026This heat is stupid. Guess I'm stuck in the house today. 😭 360
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I'm feeling so much happier since I simplified my business. Just my ads, website and Bsky. I even canceled my OF. I'm alot more relaxed without having to keep up with all that. 😊 3220
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I love having a benefactor that asks me how much money I need and then sends me double that amount and showing up to nice surprises from my wishlist. It's been a blessed day! 🥰🛕 0120
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 30/05/2026It's a good thing I don't have anything to do today. Thank you M...maybe? 😂 091
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Something I had forgot to mention- since I got the civvie job back I'm no longer available for outcalls. Y'all just gonna have to come over here. 😉😘 090
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 27/05/2026One day back and the BS has already started. Smdh 130
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I'm back and will be taking new clients again starting June 1st. For a trial period anyway as long as y'all don't be fucking up. Lol 1110
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I'm going to be offline this week. Mi tia is on the way. ❤️ I'll be available again next Monday. Y'all have a great week! 150
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I'm listening to a show and the family's last name is pronounced just like "phallus". I'm about to turn this because my inner Beavis can't handle it. 🤣🤣static.klipy.comBeavis Asks: Am I Normal?ALT: Beavis Asks: Am I Normal? 1100
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I'm still trying to get a picture of Rico but he's slick and moves too fast. I think he's got a girlfriend now too. 😂 150
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 08/05/2026One of the most underrated characters in horror - Nurse Pryce from An American Werewolf In London. Ikyky 🥵🥵🥵 160
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Just a heads up for returning clients - due to family and personal obligations I have a very limited schedule this month and I'll be unavailable and offline the 3rd week of May. I'll return any texts or emails at my earliest convenience. 150
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Ok next I'm gonna need somebody to get me a trail cam because I must know what this chipmunk is doing in my shed. Rico lives under the patio but he runs back & forth to the shed multiple times a day and I need to know why. Lol 140
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I came to the conclusion that I'm just in need of a hiatus to refresh & regroup because lawd..what is happening with these new guys?! Sooo many failing screening like a mofo, being flaky af and wasting my time. Yeah, that's why I'm sticking to the nice respectful gentlemen I know for the time being. 1130
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Until further notice I'm only seeing returning clients. 1160
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Since I got my civvie job back I've had so many people reaching out to tell me how glad they are and apparently a lot of folks have been advocating to get me back. That makes me happy to know that I was appreciated. 🥰🥰 170
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Thank you J for the little chainsaw! I'm about to go fuck up some shrubbery. 🤣🥰 1110
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I really miss this industry the way it was in the 90s and early 2000's. Those days are long gone and the world has changed but damn...still miss it. 😪 190
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Over the rest of this year I'm extracting myself from this industry. If you're a client please keep in touch. You have my number. 050
Samantha Skye @samanthaskyex.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I wish my grass would hurry and grow. I got that new mower and nothing to cut so I just rode it around the yard. Yes I'm a lawn nerd. 🤣🤣 050
