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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 13h

there's a mulch trail that follow the ridge above across from the dead-end near the zen center

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 22h

east shore bde maka ska 😍

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

@rooster.info can u dm me the og shrek pic? my group chat thirsts for it

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

thanks to @racketmn.com , i just learned that i, too am an abortion survivor like tim tebow 🤯

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

what a time to be alive. we get to see manufactured mass hate everywhere we look. thank u societal progress 🚀

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Matt Kendrick @mattkendrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"you love sleeping on a roof so much more than sleeping under a roof—and you feel something move in your beard but it isn’t alarming" A tiny gem of a piece from @dawnsteffler.bsky.social; I love the whole feel of this; sparkling writing

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

wow, a true insult to those of us who fled Orlando for the Democratic People's Republic of Minneapolis

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Veronica Mars is one of my favorite shows to re-watch. I used to think the culture of male sexual aggression it captured was a time capsule. Now, it's clearer that the seeds were pushed down out of view, only to bloom equally grotesque. Accountability needs to happen at the top to matter.

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the delulu part of me hopes our boy doug jones pulls off the impossible again and beats him in the governor race, but either way it's not like i'm moving back to alabama anyway... alabamareflector.com/2026/09/25/t...

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

all of late night comedy made fun of tub's speech bc of the furry pilot bit, while obtusely ignoring the massive 'transgenderism is a mental illness' sign beside him + his calls to build state mental institutions & his assertion that trans ppl are violent threats to society. history syncopates 🙄

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Where do you get your ideas from, Ms Le Guin?” From forgetting Dostoyevsky and reading road signs backwards, naturally. Where else?

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

when i worked at a head shop in the rust belt, the only person i can remember wearing a collared shirt was a solar salesman who was very high on coke who kept trying to show off his seiko watch to me while buying chew tobacco

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

it's been 6 years since i moved but i still mumble the buddy dyer monologue internally anytime i'm on any airport tram

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

what being played in the right position/tactic can do for a woman. insane!!

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

that's what my fam in alabama says, although it's often semi-ironic. devil is beating his wife 😬

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

my wife, the ex-soil scientist, had a sticker of this on her laptop in college 🤎

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

all my enemies are proverbial episcopalian idiots now 🩵

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I just read these out to my wife with no context and she thought this was a satire piece I was pitching to @mcsweeneys.net

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

the kind of excellent analysis you get from intelligent people writing about a topic/situation, instead of a professional pundit who has made a particular ideology/perspective their 'beat' & so central to their income it has fused with their identity & distorts everything they see & write

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

girl, my wife and i just bought a house and it's so ridiculous. in my metro a standard inspection contingency loses almost every time. we had 6 losing offers, & in the end we had to bid way over and do pass/fail inspection which was insane and stressful and we got lucky 😭

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

querying a novel is a form of ritualistic torture and humiliation that should be outlawed. i would rather slit the throat of a goat and have the sybils augur my novel's worthiness by reading its tangled intestines.

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

i've pitched articles in this vein to several mags, especially around trans issues in education as an ex red-state rural teacher, but i've never gotten any bites. used to chalk it up to pedigree, but some of it too is just that they don't care about us beyond their political games

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

middle-brow 'intellectual' media is usually a few months behind the actual thought cycle online, & w/ trans topics, its willfully 3-5 years behind. we're only interesting to them & their readers as objects/symbols to understand their own experience. this time, of 'soft' fascism

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

whoa what site has detail this granular??

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

omg goated levels of transparency

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Just remembered I’ve this on my calendar for the better part of a decade. Happy Dying Smart House day to all who celebrate.

Apple Calendar entry for the science fiction future of 2026.

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

the school shooter song was playing at the fertility clinic today

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

So many universities are like this now, it is frustrating. In the US, some campuses like USC are completely locked around the perimeter. Where I work, University of Minnesota, all the buildings require a card swipe for 'security' (to keep unhoused people out imo). But uni libraries should be open!!

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

hello, yes, i am running for senate. yes, my beard is blue but i didn't know what that meant when i dyed it. yes, my basement is full of skeletons but it's not like you have the key. no, i don't see why it would be a bad idea for me to run. yes, you are trapped in my death closet with me now.

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The King demands blood sport on the palace grounds in celebration of His birthday.

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

my favorite article in the issue. amazing how the slow rot of sanitized, suburbanized southern political culture has not just spread to the american midwest, but internationally. what a time to be a southerner living outside the south. it just keeps following u wherever u go

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

🎵 "My life’s in constant danger. I’m threatened by each stranger..." 🎵 www.youtube.com/watch?v=i02T...

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"I'm Scared" by Lon Milo DuQuette

YouTube video by Lon Milo DuQuette

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

i would rather drive to edina that use my devil-cursed legs to cross the business-killing median 😏

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

guys i was forced to walk to kingfield for dinner tonight instead because there were no parking spots in uptown to walk to

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

every single person who co-signed this can should literally eat his sagging mushroom dick

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Racket @racketmn.com · 12/05/2026

Want 2 free tickets to see modern jazz supergroup Artemis this Wed. (tomorrow!) at the Dakota? Hit repost for a chance to win!

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

"vibrant" as is "the building literally vibrates everything around it with the hum of supercomputers calculating the answer to a middle schooler's math homework"

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

minneapolis is persephone's city: half the year it is the most beautiful garden in the world. the other half it is the underworld lol

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

yeah, it totally fucked w/ my mental health for a bit. i got way too in my head about how everyone around me (i was a teacher in a rural area) hated ppl like me, and would hate me if they knew. i started seeing the world thru the paradigm of ally vs. enemy. really unhealthy but time has helped some

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

no matter how many people insist we need to know who this 'clavicular' is, i refuse to give it my attention. i will not dredge worms from the bowels of the internet and feed them to my brain just to 'stay in the know.' instead i choose beautiful, sunny bliss.

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

literally slop for slop's sake. imo, any "art" that uses ai for generation should be uncopyrightable and thus unprofitable

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samantha sapp @samanthasapp.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

i am dying to know what she considers "satanic baby art," but considering her ilk considers ~abigail spanberger~ to be a "demonic radical communist psychopath," it's probably just something slightly more daring than a tomas kinkade

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