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Samantha (Samanthahalf)

@samanthalf.bsky.social
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Librarian, crafter, wokerati, she/her. Knitting & spinning & chatting & sewing & reading & generally carrying on. Business librarian in higher ed. Easily distracted. Owns small child and giant baby, posts indulgently on the subject. Tries to be an Ally 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 1h
Absolutely. Who else would charge such a daft amount of money for a mug??
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 4h
I will not spend £26 on a mug I don't need just because it's so witchy and cute. I will not. I will not. (I will stalk the seconds page and the inevitable sale, though)
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 22h
Put Ed in the next Celebrity Traitors
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hang on. Does this mean Sally Rooney can't have her PLR money either?
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh yes I can't start any of these until I've finished at least one something else... Maybe next decade!
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They are a challenge but dk is a nice weight to try in, works up fairly quickly but not too thick when finished.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Something held together with the mohair - I'll dive the stash - and a jumper or cardi with the dk but I've not decided what yet.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jumper's worth of dk, a skein of mohair to hold with something which seems to be the fashion, some sparkly sequins to hold with the jumper, earrings and buttons! A very good haul and a brilliant time with my friend.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Very fun! A lovely big jumper but I haven't picked a pattern yet, just got enough dk for something nice. And some mohair with teeny tiny sequins. And something called Unicorn Tears with massive sequins. And a kimono. And some earrings.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I prefer the smaller ones but it's not too crowded here today, I'd definitely opt for Sunday again I think.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yes! I'm all there are ready 😂
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yep! Due to unexpected organisation and catching a late running rain that was earlier than mine I'm at the bus stop and everything
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I need to make a baby hat, so absolutely the plan! I* also broke a needle in my current project so I need new ones as well. Also pretty things. *a child
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I've forgotten my knitting, obviously
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
KNIIIIITTTTTIINNNGGGG SHHHHOOOOOOWWWWW!!! 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Successfully cooked veggie curry for t'husband, who is a Meat Preferrer. I too eat it but I looove veggie food so always a win if I can find something he will enjoy.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Excellent. I have lager, which I have been meaning to buy for like three weeks and am looking forward to. Just had a hankering.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The national one for unis has been confirmed by the employers today though I think it's only up to certain grades. It is emphatically not in line with inflation and I don't the unions actually agreed it.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ooh whatever will I do with my new found pay rise largesse. I will buy a new car! A diamond! A... *Checks maths* A pair of mid range trousers, if there's a sale on!
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Re-reading it in this economy, I'm thinking "free pedicures and having the heating on high wall day? I'm in". I also enjoy the idea that free books but only in working hours are a perk for a librarian.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well that's just amazing.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's hard for it not to just kind of live in the back of your mind, isn't it. Jumping out every so often.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Urgh yes I think you're right. Am I imagining a swimwear or sari component? I hope so.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was an absolute fever dream of an advert. Flip flops and polished toenails was the bit that stuck in my mind. Perhaps we are all only able to retain one horrifying detail each.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YES! I wish I'd saved it.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh it must've been 15 years ago, some absolutely mad advert for a travelling librarian with very dubious requirements. Very mad sounding job entirely, possibly a lucrative law suit.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do we all remember the one from donkey's years ago that had some very ... Specific... Requirements about footwear?
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a responsible parent I have eaten the bag of candy necklaces that the 6 year old had probably forgotten about. It was for her health.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's exactly the sort of thing I'm looking at. I think we'll need to go second hand but that's OK, I'll start keeping an eye out.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Have just found a digital piano on Facebook that has a floppy disc drive. Bet that cost a fortune when it was new!
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That is exactly what I was thinking - there seem to be enough second hand around and then sell on when we need to upgrade. Thank you for confirming this is a good plan with the right piano.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you, I'll add that to my second hand searches!
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have identified one yamaha as being very good for beginners but it's a bit out of the price range - perhaps doable though. The piano teacher has a clavinova but I think that range starts at 1,000s!
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you so much, I'll have a look at it all. We're nowhere near grade 1 never mind 5, so I think something entry level we can upgrade if needed might be the way then. I think the keys at once thing is what they're calling polyphany in the ads? Might be to ask the piano teacher how important it is!
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would love that if he has time? I'm looking to spend less than £300 but I can go second hand of course. Ideally as little as possible but I can see that's not realistic.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would appreciate it! I think it's weighted graded hammer action?! But as a musical dunce I'm pretty much going on vibes here. And of course the cheap ones are £150 and the expensive ones are £20,000 so there's quite the margin of error there
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't suppose I have a lovely friend on here who knows anything about digital pianos? Trying to buy a decent one for beginner pianist and getting bombarded by ads but I'm worried the very cheap end is going to be rubbish and my tin ear won't be able to tell.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean that was an actual banger of a Now, though.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The radio is making me concerned that we've reached the bit of the 90s revival where we all like like dancing again.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh god yes. Extremely inappropriate. And like she actually knew the woman too, and might just barely recognise me as an occasional shopper.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Supermarket cashier just said to me, you know that lady who was in front of me? She's on the autism spectrum! And she drives a car! So I told her all about all the autistic people I know who like, manage teams and do academic research and run departments and and and. Chris Packham may have come up.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Absolutely! He looks like he's been stretched
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm 20 minutes behind so I'm live posting all my traitors thoughts to my husband so is putting a different child to bed and also doesn't care
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The label just says "traditional sheep's cheese" with a Greek brand, must be the absolute real thing!
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have just eaten some Greek sheep's cheese from our local everywhere-else food shop and suddenly I am 17 and sitting in a restaurant looking over the bay in Delphi. Talk about sense memory.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ooh I am really excited about traitors 🥰🥰🥰
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Petition to ban university overhead lighting
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My friend is late so I'm spending half an hour on my own with a pint and Murderbot in a really lovely proper pub. It's bliss.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Exactly! I just need the electrician to see if he can run a wire to the right place or advise me on a safe extension cord, and then save up.
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Samantha (Samanthahalf) @samanthalf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think I'll go with her next year, they didn't have the casserole I wanted this year and I can wait for a bargain - I'll have plenty of fun weighing up the size options in the full price shop a town or two over 😂 I do have a baking tin and a utensil holder now though
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