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Samantha Eaton

@samanthaeaton.bsky.social
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Maine horror author and animal lover. Check out The Insatiable Hunger of Trees and The Roots In Your Bones. Don’t Feed The Wildlife coming soon!

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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I’ve been working on this WIP for over a year and none of the characters names have changed. Until today when Rory became Riley??? Okay bro maybe we can talk about that in revisions but not right now
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I made a mistake today
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Writing is hard. It’s even harder with two large breed puppies JUMPING ON YOU AT ALL TIMES.
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I WONT fix him I WILL make him worse energy by me
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I like gaslighting the dayjob A Eye that i have to use by giving it the thumbs down on its output every single time even if it DOES give me something usable.
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Couldn’t find my rolling pin so I used a beer
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
the storytelling in goodbye earl is, quite frankly, better than Shakespeare. The Chicks could write Romeo and Juliet but Shakey Boi could never write goodbye earl.
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Right??? I bet it would be so soothing and then when you put them back in it would be just absolutely exquisite
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
apparently, nobody I speak to irl understands how nice I think it would feel to take out my eyeballs and put them in some very cold cream for a bit
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
This made my whole day 🖤
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
My reading comprehension 🙃 I forgot the Guinness book of world records exists and thought they put him in beer
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I don’t think 2025 is gonna be my year. I’m pretty sure I’ve already had my year. I do not know which one it was.
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Chappell roan covering “crazy birch” by buck cherry would actually be sick
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
My Portuguese rooster magnet fell off the fridge and his head fell off!!! So I glued it but also put a green ribbon on. Real ones know about the green ribbon 🤘🏻
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I keep forgetting about this app but I don’t hate it here.
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Idk the puppies are almost four months old. I think they can hear Freak On A Leash.
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I don’t need advice or tricks, I simply need validation that a lot of these people are douchebags
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
“It must be NICE having OCD! Your house must be so clean.” Motherfcker it looks like a Chewy warehouse blew up in here OCD has nothing to do with tidiness.
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
you’d think working in a healthcare adjacent field that people would know what IS and IS NOT OCD but here we are, saying “I’m so OCD” over a slightly off center graphic. meanwhile in hell, i randomly thought about putting my hand in a meat slicer while working the deli last night.
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Apparently when I say “if my eye doesn’t stop twitching, I’m going to remove it with a spoon!” people get upset and I ruin dinner.
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
oh definitely hasn’t crossed my mind at all
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I saw a guy that could have gotten very far in the Chris Evans lookalike competition and he was polite to the supermarket deli employee (me.)
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I just have so many things to write for you all, but first I made a bunch of slides for some stakeholders at my day job because that’s what I want to be doing at 11pm
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Of course I hit a groove writing 10 minutes before I have to go to my part time job… Buy my books so I don’t have to do this anymore! (I actually like my part time job I’m just so burned out with all the things…)
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
They’re all such great pups! He’s the best first dog I could’ve gotten, and has welcomed all the additions with kindness and patience.
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
King isn’t big on being used as a pillow UNLESS it’s our littlest puppy, who doesn’t understand boundaries. He’s such a good boy. Here he is lounging with a whole 3month old Doberman shepherd sitting on him lol
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Awww! The puppies are only 25-30 pounds right now but they are set in their couching ways. My 75lb pittie is a little more delicate but also a big fan of squishing my feet lol. Gotta love them!
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Maybe??? But ow??????
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Oh no relatable. I’ve got a text thread with myself, screenshots, some stuff in the notes app, some notes in each version of the document, half a playlist, and a google doc
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
well my dog just sat his entire bony teenage German shepherd butt on my boob so I think I’m clear another few years before I need another mammogram
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
YES OMG! I loved it and I loved how MAD people got about it.
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
lol my pitbull gave me another story idea as if I’m not neck deep in something I’m already taking too long to finish
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
if I were to say “he’s the kind of man who makes you listen to Sabrina Carpenter as preventative healthcare” what would you think?
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
teaching my dogs to “sing along” to counting worms by knocked loose instead of writing still counts as creativity
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I need to write but there is so much LAUNDRY
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
That makes sense! I’m not quite at that level, but it is the absolute best recovery drink. So refreshing and yummy
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Oh my god no! I’ve developed/discovered I have so many sensitivities these last five years and I do NOT need another
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
the puppies put gingie the gingerbread boy in timeout 😂
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The worst!!!! Made up guilt is so 2006! I need peace!
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
#ocd is rumination about how guilty you feel for being a pitbull advocate but then getting two non pit puppies (Doberman/German Shepherd mixed.) I feel like a poser.
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
playlist went from espresso by sabrina carpenter to hatefck by motionless in white and the vibes are weird
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
it’s the puppies 13th week of life and we’re celebrating by hearing My Chemical Romance’s “Welcome to the Black Parade” album for the first time. (ok fine it’s not my first time but…) #elderemo #dobermanshepherd
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
i opened up this chapter (that I LITERALLY only have to read through and do light markups on) over an hour ago and have not even started because i am so obsessed with these dogs
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Not me forgetting about Dancing With The Stars and thinking you were talking about Down With The Sickness by Disturbed
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Can I merge Maine into Quebec because I kinda am not here for Maine Hampshire
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I drink so much cranberry juice (its my favorite) and ocean spray is by far the best
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Poor @claymcleod.bsky.social has probably gotten sick of me tagging him in crab content but also i MUST
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I got M*RDER AND FIRED lmfao what
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Heck yeah! 2000 words is a great accomplishment, and beats a blank page any day! I hope you have fun with it :)
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Samantha Eaton @samanthaeaton.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
he is how i see myself.
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