sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 09/10/2026today I learned Sicilians disagree on the gender of arancini 010
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026spaghetti is the S++ god-tier pasta shape, banned from competitive play; if spaghetti is a 10, the next best pasta shape is like a 4 000
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wegman's peanut butter--has been a while since I tried a commodity ingredient and said "wow, this brand is good" 000
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026going to use my favorite word (commensurate) in a work email today, treat yourself 010
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026kind of disgusted by Pips recently—the idea that I would orient these dominoes 010
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026transcendentyoutube.comMavis Staples - "Jesus Lay Down Beside Me" (Full Album Stream)YouTube video by ANTI- Records 000
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It was also, like--to explain why you were excited about the Selzer poll to a non-online person, you had to go into the whole context of the opposite result in 2020. It was like being let in on a secret that turned out to be a lie. The more attention you were paying, the more disappointed you were. 1103
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've made like 1-2 omelets in my life that I would score a 9, maybe 10 that would score an 8--fear not perfection 000
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my parents, Nelson Mandela and Genghis Khan, are in agreement 1370
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this weekend I have to finish watching Tristan und Isolde and also the new Go Off Delta 000
Reposted by sam maurerwhet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups 62432366
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026old Frasier, old artificer, stand me now and ever in good stead 001
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Roisin song came up in an old playlist and it was funny to hear the lyric "I own my mistakes, and if it all goes up in flames, I will only ever have myself to blame" 020
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 19/09/2026all my other tomato plants are wilting and dying, Green Zebra is green and healthy, clearly because he hasn't spent any energy producing or ripening a single fruit 010
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 18/09/2026these two videos have such accomplished musicianship and they have 4,000 views between themyoutube.com"Straight Up" (Paula Abdul Cover) By: Emily RussoYouTube video by Emily Russo 001
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I love how you can just type ideas for music you want to hear into YouTube and someone has already recorded it years agoyoutube.comAFRICA - TOTO TUBA QUARTET COVERYouTube video by Michele Buono Music 100
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I do bike like a bigger asshole when I have an electric bikeshare 000
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I think the worst thing about AI is normalizing sprinkling all these little emojis into work e-mails, even if a human wrote it 000
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026my Instagram algorithm is basically food and women who were in The Hours (2002) 000
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 15/09/2026poured a little Averna into a pineapple spindrift, ersatz Surfer on Acid 010
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 13/09/2026it took me 16 months to use five tubes of toothpaste, that seems about right 001
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 13/09/2026to paraphrase Siskel, no one on their deathbed says "I wish I'd spent more time wearing hard pants" 000
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026watching an instagram reel on the staircase and hooked my big toe on my other pajama leg and had a real "well this is how I die" moment for 300ms 000
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 07/09/2026would pay to watch Elizabeth Holmes do karaoke to Leonard Cohen "Democracy" 000
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 07/09/2026a lot of Freddie’s vocal performance on A Day At The Races, in particular “Tie Your Mother Down”, seems informed by Rocky Horror 000
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 05/09/2026green zebra plant produce a single edible tomato challenge, difficulty level impossible 120
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 05/09/2026it was all over the map for me until I pronounced "creek" and then it was all over 010
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Tim Curry should similarly be lauded for the range of assignments he understood 110
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"no drag knowledge mouth" is such a German formulation 000
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 03/09/2026went to Highland Kitchen last night and the couple next to us ordered martinis and peach cobbler and nothing else, and the woman said "Why couldn't they lie to us about Dahlly, like theyah lyin' to us about Mitch McConnell?" 010
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 01/09/2026P: let me text my boyfriend and see what his favorite Sufjan song is S: it's The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is Out To Get Us 000
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 01/09/2026home alone and I just played Chopin Prelude in E Minor perfectly for the first time, you gotta believe me 020
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 29/08/2026my ex-boyfriend and I watched 10 Things I Hate About You on DVD one time 20 years ago and we still reference it to this day 010
sam maurer @samandmau.bsky.social · 28/08/2026this was not a healthy skeet; I'm blocking everyone on Insta who uses these 020
