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SAM a dog

@samadog.bsky.social
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Professional Golden Retriever. I like sleeps, noms, daycare, derping, butt skritches, and rolling in poo. Momb is 𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 🪷 @waggingtale.bsky.social. Dad is my favorite. 🤭🤫

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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Feelin' fancy! 💖
Sam the golden retriever lies on a jute rug, smiling, with his front paws crossed in front of him very politely.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🚨 Breaking news! 🚨 It's officially Halloween Collar Time! 🎉🍂🎃🐾
Back view of Sam the golden retriever wearing his fancy Halloween Collar that's black with orange jack o' lanterns on it. 🎃
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes! What Oakley said! We love you Asa and are sending a ton of good wishes your way! All paws IN!! 🙏❤️🐾
Sam the golden retriever with all paws IN for our fren Asa!
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, luckily the storm wasn't quite as bad as predicted for our area, but it's still raining. Heavily. 🌧️🤭
Sam the golden retriever sits on a jute rug with a brown towel draped over his head. He looks a bit alarmed.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Feeling foldy. Might delete later. 🐾
Sam the golden retriever lies on the floor looking up at Dad with goofy foldy lips because of delicious food smells.More foldy lip derpiness
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is me being sorry today. Am I cute enough to get out of house arrest? 🤔😂
Sam the golden retriever lies on a blue patterned rug with his legs out in front of him. He looks cute and not that sorry.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A p p a r e n t l y...I wandered into the road today and almost gave my dad a heart attack. 😬 So I appear to be grounded until further notice. 🥺
Sam the golden retriever lies on the floor with his head to the right of his paws. He looks sorry.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happy #WeekendSmiles from Sam! 😁🐾
Sam the golden retriever sitting and getting dad pats. He is smiling.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's my duty as a certified Velcro Dog™️ to ensure all photos taken of other dogs by the daycare ladies always include the back of my big, derpy head. 🫪🤭😂
A doggy daycare photo of two sweet pups (one pittie and one ?) being photo bombed by a huge golden retriever head.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
To go back to bed, or to not go back to bed. THAT is the question. 🥱🐾
Sam the golden retriever lies on a patterned rug with his head on his paws. He looks contemplative.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YES! And I love it more than anything! I don't even care where we go! 😂🐾
Sam the golden retriever with his head out the car window and the breeze blowing through his fur.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I love yogurt for breakfast day! 😋❤️🐾
Closeup of Sam the Golden Retriever licking yogurt from an empty container.Closeup of Sam the Golden Retriever licking yogurt from an empty container.Closeup of Sam the Golden Retriever licking yogurt from an empty container.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#ThrowbackThursday to when I was being a weirdo on the beach! 🌊🐚 😂
Sam the golden retriever runs toward the camera on a sunny beach with a super derpy expression on his face.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Happy weekend, pals! If it's Saturday, it must be "halp Dad outside" day! 🍃🥰🐾
Sam the golden retriever lies on a brick patio looking at the camera. He's halping.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Dad, you haven't given me any pats in eleventy bazillion years or maybe 15 seconds. Either way, get busy, bud. 🤭😁
Close up of Sam the golden retriever. He's resting his head on a red blanket and looking up longingly at his dad who hasn't given him pats since the Ice Age.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
All paws in for our pal, Hankster! 🥰🐾🤞
Close up of Golden dog paws, crossed
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I was outside having a pawsome time with dad and 💩-y head old momb made me come inside because "it's too hot out there!" She may have also called dad a dumbass, but I can't be sure. 🤔🤭🐾
Sam the golden retriever lies on a blue patterned rug with his head between his paws. He looks annoyed.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
They closed my daycare all last week due to kennel cough, which was 💯 the right thing to do, but I've been sooo booorred. Doesn't help that my pawrents are old and boring and it's hot out. 🫠😑
Sam the golden retriever lies on his side at the top of some stairs. He looks super boreddd.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
🥔
Sam the golden retriever lies on his side halfway on a light green cooling mat. He looks like a potato.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Truth in advertising, apparently. 😬🤭
Close up of Satan's harness tag that says Bag Girl
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Okay, so it's #Caturday. So...when is Dogurday? 🤔
Sam the golden retriever lies on green grass on a nice summer day. In the background is a small brown shed with two red doors. He is smiling but still wondering when Dogurday is.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
All paws in for sweet Ted. 🙏❤️
Close up of a golden retriever's crossed paws
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
All paws in for you! 🤞🍀
Close up of golden retriever's crossed paws.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#ThrowbackThursday to when I was being a good boy. 😁🍿
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm a good boy. 💛
Sam the golden retriever lies on a brick patio with his head next to his left paw. He is a good boy.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Momb just called me "Panty McPantface." Not funny! 🥵 Okay, maybe it's a *little* funny. 🤭😄
Sam the golden retriever lies on the floor looking at the camera. He's been panting a bit but he's FINE.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hey, has anyone seen the ball?
Sam the golden retriever lies on his cool mat with a treat ball against the top of his head
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Welp, looks like one more "fan on the tum" day and then we're out of the 🔥! Stay cool, my frens! 🥰🐾
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Inspired by my smart pal @corathewhippet.bsky.social, here is my winter photo to help cool you all off for #ThrowbackThursday! Stay chilly, my friends! 😁❄️💙🐾
Sam the golden retriever stands in the snow looking back at the camera. He had flakes of snow all over him like frozen confetti.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Pals! Mom just pulled a tick off my lower eyelid! Gross!! 😩 Luckily, it was dead, but it could have easily been overlooked. Ticks are so sneaky! Be vigilant, pawrents! 👀💪
Sam the golden retriever lies in green grass with a blue and orange chuckit ball next to him. He thinks it's won't look Wednesday.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Fathers Day to all of our pawsome Dads! We ❤️ you! 🥰🐾
Sam the golden retriever sits in the grass on a sunny summer day wearing a bandana that says I heart my dad. There is a stone wall in the background.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Guess who just got yelled at for trying to eat grass seed off the lawn? THIS guy👇
Sam the golden retriever sits in the sun on a brick patio with his dad, looking like his momb just had words with him.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
🎶 "Fan on the tum! Fan on the tum!" 🎶😂
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It's going to be a fan-and-cool-mat kind of day today. 🥵🐾
Sam the golden retriever lies on a light green cool mat in front of a box fan. Next to him is a green treat ball.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Momb asked me last night why my head was wet and I had no answer. 🤔🤷‍♀️
Sam the golden retriever looking a bit guilty with what appears to be a wet head with his fur all sticking up but the reason will forever remain a mystery.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Thanks for the birthday wishes, pals! Here are some fun pics of the party they threw for me at daycare on Thursday! We had a blast!! 🥳❤️🐾
Sam the golden retriever sits in front of a chalkboard that says Happy birthday. He is smiling a big goofy smile.Sam the golden retriever outside in the daycare play yard with three of his doggo pals. Everyone looks in a festive mood.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Yay! It finally stopped raining!! 🎉😁☀️🐾
Sam the golden retriever lies on a brick patio with his legs out in front of him looking at the camera. He looks happy and relaxed.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Pals! It's cold and rainy here this morning so Momb made pancakes and I GOT (a doggo-sized) ONE! 🥞😋🥰🐾
Sam the golden retriever smiles up from a red fleece blanket. He just got a doggo-sized little pancake!
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A day late for #ThrowbackThursday but this was me "sticking" with fun in the yard a few years ago. 🤭😂🐾
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I'm ready, Waffles! Let's goooo! 😹
Sam the golden retriever lies at the top of a white wooden staircase with his head next to his front paws. He looks snoozy.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
You say it's #WontLookWednesday? How about DontWannaGetOutOfBed-day? 🥱💤
Sam the Golden Retriever lies on a brown bed with his paw over his snoot
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mombs' Day to all those special ladies who love us and take such good care of us, whether we have two feet or four. 🥰❤️🐾
Sam the Golden Retriever lies with a chuckit ball between his front paws. To his right is a red blanket. He is saying happy mothers day to all the Mombs.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Guys, I had a scary sneezing fit earlier and I may have panicked a little. I ran straight to Momb and she calmed me down and it finally stopped. I hate those things! 😟🐾
Sam the Golden Retriever lies on a rug with his head on his paws. He looks tired.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Is that pizza? I, too, like pizza. 🍕
Sam the Golden Retriever lying down staring at Momb trying to get her to share some of her pizza by telepathy
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Happy Sunday, pals! This is from daycare on Thursday, where I tried out my new standup routine. As you can see, it was a successful debut! 🤭🤣🐾
Two dogs at doggie daycare. A white and tan dog is in the foreground, laughing. Sam the Golden Retriever is in the background behind him, looking like he just told a funny joke.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Yes, Oakley! All paws in for our fren Asa for a successful surgery and recovery. ❤️🐾🙏
Sam putting his crossed paws in for his sweet fren Asa.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hey pals! It's my Gotcha Day! 🎉 Eight years ago today, Momb and Dad brought me home from Yankee Golden Retriever Rescue in Massachusetts! They've been my faithful servants ever since! 🤭😂🐾 This was the pic they took of me when we got home. 🏠❤️
A young Sam the Golden Retriever is sitting on a patterned rug smiling happily up at the camera.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Oh no! Charlie, that is awful!! All paws IN. Please keep us posted. ❤️‍🩹❤️🐾
Sam the Golden putting his crossed front paws in for his poor little fren Charlie Boo.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Hi pals. It's Saturday and momb and dad both have colds so things are pretty boring around here today. 🫤 Might try for extra treatos later as compensation. 😁🐾
Sam the golden retriever lies on an old fireplace hearth with his head on his paws. He's booorrrrrrrred.
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SAM a dog @samadog.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Sorry not sorry
Close up of Sam the golden retriever smiling because he enjoys being annoying
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