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Sam

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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The artist behind Alex F electrocuted himself with his keyboard. Harold Faulty-wire
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sad what happened to Kurt Cobain, but bless them for carrying on
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never knew Emu’s skeleton was a fold up chair
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Huge congrats to you and Sally! X
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Best ever is the actor who played Father Jack in Father Ted
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
More like Josh WOODEN comb #Strictly #NoYouShutup
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And where, may I ask, was the BBC breaking news alert for Stephanie Cole shuffling off this mortal coil?
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He feels IT in his fingers
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When the fish pie has eel Then you really must feel It’s a moray
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ffs Jason
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trying to figure it out, but it’s a bit of a maize
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just thinking about that time Marti Pellow was set on fire with some angel eyes
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The lead singer of Kid Creole and the Coconuts is still signing his emails off as August, despite us now being well into September. How embarrassing for him.
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’ve found my niche!
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Joe Dolce’s Music Theatre ✅ Joe Dolce’s Operating Theatre ❌
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
How are doctors meant to diagnose a patient without asking ‘what’s a matter you?’
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The salary is $10k a month, but I would do it for, like, free?
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Public service announcement: Snoop Dogg is hiring an ice cream taster. Apply: www.deel.com/snoop/apply/
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Job Application | Dr. Bombay x Deel
SNOOP IS HIRING. Think you have what it takes to be an International Ice-Cream Taster? Apply now!
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Does your tshirt say perfect skin? Because it could also be strict vegan
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What are you tarkaing about
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cleggmania and spud-u-like
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just picked up my youngest from nursery for the last time before he starts school. Did an ugly cry.
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don’t dream it; be it 💋💕
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You can tell she poured her soul into it
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My favourite bit was when she sued them
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I mean yes Jolene, yes I Will Always Love you, but let’s not forget the theme tune to Butterflies
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
All round great person
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What shit news
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Here I come, answering jokes from 8 months ago
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
MISSILE TOE
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
‘I was defeated, you won the war’
A screenshot of a Wikipedia article about a soldier called Wouter Loos
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
RIP to the only member of ZZ Top to not have an actual beard
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 14/08/2026
UK right now:
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“This reminds us of what it is to be human. That we are a small planet in a vast cosmos. And we see the Sun, in its beautiful, hidden form. Amazing.”
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Thus concludes the eclipse banter until the next one in 2081 when we’ll all be long dead
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bastard trees! What have trees ever done for us eh
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The tree sun hybrid made a nice pattern on my wall anyway
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Thank you for your conTREEbution
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Tried looking directly at the sun but there’s a tree in the way
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gazebovine #waterproofcattle
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Imagine my surprise when I discovered Stool Pigeon wasn’t about avian bowel urgency
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s the law
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
An eclipse? So soon after Bonnie Tyler’s passing?
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The match is for lighting the cigarette
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Baloo just means ‘bear’ in Hindi. It’s not even his/their name.
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Paul Heatoff
A picture of Paul Heaton with the heat off
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Paul Heaton
A picture of Paul Heaton with the heat on
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Greetings (from the gutter)
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
More like Paul Heatoff etcetera
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Paul Heaton night? In this weather?
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