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Samurai Apocalypse🌹

@sam-apoch.bsky.social
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Democratic Socialist. Berniecrat. Midwestern. Agnostic. No OF, No crypto, and no, I don't want to join the Illuminati.

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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 1h
Good morning! These are my boys, Frank and Papi Chulo. The Chulo Bros.
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brendan Carr is a piece of 💩
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The US has been invaded by demons from the inside.
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lock, stock, and barrel.
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Point blank.
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🐻
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Correct on all points!
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm taking over! 😈🤘🏼
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I went and did my civic duty. Don't forget to vote!
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How dumb. You cant write this level of stupidity.
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate to say FAFO only because their stupidity and racism has cost us all dearly.
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Claw back everything this administration has destroyed.
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The fix is in y'all. Check your status.
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You as well!
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What a world.
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Zootopia Nick Wilde
ALT: Zootopia Nick Wilde
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Go White Sox!!
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm still calling it out every single time.
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FYI
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Larry Wilmore as Steve: You Get It
ALT: Larry Wilmore as Steve: You Get It
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Think about it.
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now he is coming after them. Everyone is on the list. Everyone.
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Abnormal.
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
See this 💩!?
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Time to go low.
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Red Herring.
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And there have been some bad ones but this one takes the 🎂
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🖕🏽💩
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Avocado: The word comes from the Nahuatl (Aztec) word āhuacatl. Because of the fruit's shape and how it hangs on trees, the Aztecs also used āhuacatl as a slang term or euphemism for a testicle.
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What a fucked up country we live in.
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
😱
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just saw a video of them wheeling him out of his home today. He is alive.
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Samurai Apocalypse🌹 @sam-apoch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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