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Sam

@sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social
1.5K followers 550 following 2K posts

Husband, gaymer, dog dad, ADHDer. NTX. Full of whimsy and bad jokes. Can’t contain either. NSFW!

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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need this fat, juicy cock in my mouth again.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hella bricked up for #FCF
An erect penis is shown in close-up, with one hand holding the base with ginger pubic hair. The image is taken in a bedroom, with light bedding and a dark knitted blanket.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Feels good to not be feeling like a sick mess anymore. Can you tell?
A ginger cock supported at the base, hard and ready
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hubby and I bonded a LOT with Breath of the Wild in our early dating. The Ocarina of Time remake releases on our 10 year anniversary. To the day. I'm Gonna cry about it 😭😭💜💜
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hubby found Coraline streaming again, so we celebrated September watching one of four favorite movies. Also, ads on paid services are an evil in the world that must be stopped. The way I want us to ignore our budgetary needs and pay for the add-free tier is *implodes instantly*
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The worst kind of sick is where you don’t feel any better or any erections from looking at sexy naked gays and theys. 😭
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Two things can be true. 1) I’m tired of this on and off again thing with being sick, and wanted to share a recent nude to celebrate the joys of life 2) After being underweight for over half of my life, sometimes it’s still hard to accept how my body looks now at my heaviest
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Where I’d like to be: Gym Between thighs Game store Where I am: Bed Land of mucus and sadness Drowsiness City
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wishing my brain and very please let me go to bed so our body feels better I promise we will like it. Brought to you by “I only got two out of my new four shorter workouts in this week and I feel like I inhaled microscopic tiny shards called Saharan Dust”
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I really enjoy my hour long workouts I’ve been doing, but if the research says shorter and more frequent sessions are better for ADHD management you know I’m gonna try it.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Happy #FCF y’all!
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
So something rare happened the other day: I was precumming! You best believe I was feeling GOOD.
A point of view picture of a hard cock angled towards the camera. The tip glistens of precum
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The wild “two things are true” of both 1) needing to leave my job because my skills (that were invested into by the company) and outputs have been ignored for several years and the company is crashing and burning because of it and 2) making good faith efforts to do what I can to help.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Also I would like to remind myself to take nudes when I’m being horny and feeling myself so I can share them with y’all. Sharing joy is a beautiful thing
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Might not be feeling it but I’m doing what I can today. 🎧Don’t know how I’ll get there, I’m not giving up yet🎧
A selfie of a fair skin ginger man with curly hair and a short beard. He’s standing naked with a soft cock outside a steamy shower. He has a soft, tired smirk
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I hate that I’m actually thinking of switching gyms because of how awful the locker rooms are. It’s cramped, the showers are right where people walk in, the floor is filthy and trashed every time and the cycling class is so loud that it’s all you can hear in the lockers and sauna during class.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’m *not feeling it* but I’m still here anyway.
Shirtless selfie of a man with fair skin, freckles, and red hair. He has a short mustache and beard and a dusting of chest hair.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The last thing I wanted to do was go to the gym, but the thing in the most proud of doing is also going to the gym.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Help. I (an ADHDer) have fallen (laid down) and can’t get up.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
After two weeks off, I done did the thing and went to the gym! Felt so good to move my body like that again. No more getting sick please thanks
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ArcheoGay @archeobrinck.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Also I’ll leave this here 🤲🏻
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
How many nudes does it take to stop feeling depressed and for weird body sensations to stop so that you can go on with your day and workout later, which you’ve been looking forward to for over a week and are now worried about getting it in? Asking for me.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Body and brain are having OPINIONS today and I don’t appreciate it. So here’s a nude despite it all.
Nice couch selfie from above of a reclining man with freckles, red hair, and a short beard with a tired facial expression. His hand holds his hard cock from underneath. He has a lightly hairy chest and full red pubes.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Was feeling un-sick enough to partake in #FCF today!
a point of view perspective of a hard cock, with a hand supporting it at the base with a full bush of red hairA reclining man with a tired smile, red hair, and a short beard. His shirt is lifted and shorts pulled down to reveal his hard cock, supported with a hand at the base with a full red bush
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Apparently I never shared this picture here??? Happy #humpday from The Archives
Close-up of a fair-skinned, freckled butt with rounded cheeks
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Unfortunately, feeling tuckered and tepid this #TummyTuesday.
Selfie of a freckled, shirtless man with short red hair and a red beard reclining in bed with one hand resting on his belly. A tired expression and relaxed pose draw attention to his soft stomach and chest dusted with red body hair.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh no, it’s my first “It’s time to workout but I am feeling somewhere between bad allergies and getting sick” day. Like, I am a little nervous, but I knew this would happen at some point. And that point is here already. So I’m resting and seeing how I feel tomorrow. Weeeeee
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Got to enjoy an AMAZING blow job from @zeliroboy15.bsky.social at a pool party and loved every moment of it. What an incredible way to meet a friend in person for the first time. 🥵🥰
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This is a very tasty and VERY fat cock, let me tell y’all. 🥵😋
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Just gay problems: my plus one for the very gay very clothing optional pool party is no longer going, and it’s tomorrow evening. 🤣 I’m delighted that it’s a problem I have hahaha I’ll know some people there, but this is still very first world problem silliness
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I had a GREAT morning bate session this #FCF. I remembered I have some great plugs, and oh BOY, I felt great. Just looking at these again is getting me going.
Nude selfie of a smiling ginger-bearded man lying on a bed. Low-angle shot with his erect penis dominating the foreground; bedside lamp in the background.POV nude shot from bed. A hand holds an erect penis upright between spread legs on a gray comforter.Low-angle nude selfie of a ginger-bearded man reclining on a bed, holding his erect penis. A pink sex toy is partially visible between his ass cheeks.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
As I’m reflecting about how going to the gym has been affecting my mental health and being comfortable in my body exactly the way it is, I’ve been thinking about sleeveless shirts more. I’ve always liked how they look on other guys, but the one time I tried a tank top on I felt so uncomfortable.
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GaymerAfterDark @afterdarkgaymer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hope y'all are having a good day ♥️💜
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A comfy #tummytuesday from me to you
A nude adult with fair skin and short red hair reclines diagonally across a beige sectional couch, taking a selfie from above. He has a neatly trimmed red beard, light chest hair, and freckles scattered across his arms, shoulders, and chest. His legs are spread apart, and one hand loosely holds his erect penis upright against his lower abdomen.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
One of my GREATEST joys about going to the gym is how easy it is to be shirtless in a neutral setting of the locker room and sauna. It’s been so easy for me in gay spaces, but this is not that!
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Some of the fun of ADHD is the occasional “oops, didn’t refill my prescription” (in the US, cannot auto refill stimulants). What is not fun is when the sudden increase of symptoms can cause disastrous spirals of depression.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
We can’t comprehend how enormous a billion is, so how would we understand 1,000 billions? That’s just…like, supernova turning into a black hole kinda of unfathomable
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I love having a good gym so close to me and so affordable, with many locations, but gosh I wish it had a more comfortable locker room. It’s just so cramped and has a strange layout.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Update: it was surprisingly tame. But! I think I’m starting to get the appeal of the sauna. Also I need to bust so bad hahaha
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Well, time to experience going to the gym after been horny all day and didn’t get to jack off first. Wish me luck
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Apparently it’s the kind of horny that goes away after walking the dog with your husband and having dessert afterwards 😤 I’m sure I’ll be feeling it again soon though, I swear. The way I wanted to pump a load in someone
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I have been some different kind of horny so far this week and I REALLY want to do something about it somehow
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Tuesday vibes be like
A POV angle of a hand holding an erect penis with ginger pubes while laying down on a beige couch.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Update: ended up getting there later due to leaving a light on in my car over the weekend, but handsome man was there! And he is not shy in the locker room, which definitely made me feel more at ease with changing and such. And he’s very encouraging and says I’m doing well ☺️
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Not sure if I go to the gym a bit early or at my usual time in hopes I see that handsome man again 😅
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The only work I’ve done today is for my phone camera.
Shirtless ginger man smiling at the camera with one arm raised overhead, showing his armpit. Freckles, chest hair, and a neatly trimmed beard are prominently visible.Nude couch selfie of a smiling ginger man with freckles, light chest hair, and reddish pubic hair. His penis is visible and partially erect as he reclines against beige cushions.Nude couch selfie of a smiling ginger man with freckles, light chest hair, and reddish pubic hair. His penis is visible and partially erect as he reclines against beige cushions.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I have both 1) been very horny (as always, but still) and 2) forgotten to take some nudes. And I wanna show off and partake in the fun mooorreeeee. Speaking this into existence, manifesting, etc.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Every now and then I remember that I can no longer eat Sun Chips and I cry a little inside.
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Sam @sam-alt-a-lam-man.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’m…tempted to go to the gym…because I feel like it? After hitting my goal for the week? Whaaaaaat???
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