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@salviao.bsky.social
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Demigirl, Pansexual, She/They, Unfortunate resident of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿England🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Midlands, Friggin' nerd, can read and write in 6 different writing systems for no particular reason, can kind of speak a little french Pizza is the single greatest food to grace our planet

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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
"It's the politicians, the people don't want this!" well why aren't the people doing anything about it? why do they not protest? if people were against it, would they not be more vocal? when politicians don't do shit, it's the duty of the people to make them.
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
i just want ai to tell me if i have cancer not take my job, hobbies, life, culture, house, and my future
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
dear americans: how many kids have to die before you start protesting for better gun control? is "muh second ammendment" so important that kids should have to die every year? these events shouldnt be made political. these are tragedies and should be taken as signs that something has to change.
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
people saying we need to get rid of the monarchy dont realise they bring way more in tourism money than they take in tax money. not to mention monarchy is the only thing separating us from the most of europe (minus some of the worst alcoholism ive ever seen).
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
the lack of empathy and understanding we humans have for eachother is insane. the fact racism and other forms of bigotry even exist is insane. no, trans people and immigrants aren't crashing the economy. it's the pigs in suits telling you they are and their dozens of cronies in charge of everything.
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
the reform party will kill our country. you wanna save british culture? there is none. our culture is as plain as european cultures get. you wanna sacrifice curry, sushi, and like anything else good for??? greggs??? mr bean?????? that it???? british culture is and always was boring.
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
let's fix earth first
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
why doesnt english have augmentative suffixes??? we have augmentative prefixes, but they don't hit the same. dumpling to dumple to ??? superdumple??? didn't think so
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
has anyone got tips on how quiet hunger? i keep wanting to eat even when im full because my mouth just keeps wanting to chew for no reason. preferably no gum.
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
hot cross buns 😍😍😍
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
i love biscuits (british) and tea literally no combo in history has ever compared
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
born to explore the world, yet every crevice has already been trekked and mapped. guess i'll just explore the fridge instead
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
having hair just a little past shoulder length is cool and all until you try to eat anything and get about 15 clumps of hair all attacking your mouth at once. doesn't stop me eating so much you'd think i'd been starved
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
i love shortbread sm. secomd best thing the scots have ever made imo
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
turkish delight is quite literally one the the best foods to grace this planet. the question isn't how far i would go for some, it's who (me) killed the president and why (bribed with turkish delight)
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
my hands have been thrown up in the air, but in my carelessness i have forgotten that i now have no hands to catch or reattach them. this post was 3 hour effort with my tongue.
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
added emojis to my acc name bc i felt like it my acc my rules
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
i think im even starting to talk and text like her.
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
the pain of having a crush on a straight gal when you're utterly mortified by the prospect of heartbreak but also can't keep things to yourself at all.
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Did you see that on the TV??? I hope someone can beat Cell in the #cellgames. Mr Satan should be able to handle him, but seeing how powerful he looked I'm not sure. I'll root for him anyway, though!
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
is there treatment for chronic loser disease?? this is urgent pls pls pls
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
magnetism and radiation are crazy. this rock is a dick because it punches other rocks for no reason, and this one is a dick because it's an evil wizard that wishes death upon all life.
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
so i tried playing playing minecraft beta 1.0 in singleplayer with a pen because my mouse is dead and i think i just encountered herobrine cuz it just got foggy, then the cows were acting funny, and then suddenly one got hurt offscreen. please tell me those were all coincidences or bad pathfinding
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
singing along to a song so hard that it feels like you're trying to throw up your heart >>>>
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
i may have a touch of the 'tism and idk how to feel. also how do i stop myself wanting to bite/headbutt everything
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
common mistake made by many
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
i love dinosaurs :]
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
it's "ur so quiet and chill" until they get to know me and then it's "shut the fuck up" and "why are you like this" and "stop talking nonsense I don't understand any of it" and "get off the fucking fridge" and "get out of my fucking house it's 3 am" and "i'm going to kill you" and " i hate you so mu
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
so many things i wanna say here but can't because i'm not sure you all are ready for it
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
mfs ranting about goten and trunks still looking like kids as if gohan and goku also didn't look like kids until like 15. gohan looks 7 in the cell saga. goku looked 5 until the piccolo jr saga. that's literally just how saiyans grow.
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
me to my kettle at 9pm:
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
here's my hottest take yet: the theft of burning thermite
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
balls ❤️
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
how mfs feel after telling me that I pronounce herb wrong since I drop the h despite the fact my accent drops h's anyway and I'm not gonna make an exception for a word I'll only say once every 3 months:
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
why are hot cross buns so good i just wanna eat them all the time
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
scout is an american male called jeremy and died in 1987. this would place him as a possible victim of the bite of 87.
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I just ranted to the mirror about why the british monarchy is good and then somehow went on a tangent about how britain was the successor to rome anyways, every rome needs an emperor and elizabeth II was our julius caesar.
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
my luck is so bad i'm somehow bad at games of chance
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
i wanna drink tea. if tea dies i will actually become fbi's top 10 wanted and i'm not even sure if i'm joking. anyways tea is nice i think.
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
is it just me that gets that urge to chew everything and anything like a dog for no reason. not even to eat. i just wanna feel my teeth bite on something. especially arms for some reason. i wanna chew an arm. gimme your arm. lemme chew it. i won't bite a chunk out i swear. lemme bite it. pls lemme b
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
the united states is unlikely to make it to the year 9283 AD.
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
piccolo really just apoears, shows off his outfit, drops a banger line, and then proceeds to get his ass kicked in ways worse than death by boiling alive.
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
there is not a second in my head without "I hate everything about you" playing to a tien fight compilation
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
kusuo saiki unironically beats goku and not even because he's a gag character. it's because of his stupid op ability to use a beam that downgrades PCs to Windows 10.
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
db brainrot is real. i can't look at circuit diagrams anymore without looking at 'Cell' and immediately saying "You're either perfect or you're not me." also any verb i see immediately gets put into "(verb) you? no, I wanna kill you." db has ruined my brain
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Climate change deniers are crwzy because I'm still taking part in education and even I've seen the effects of climate change in my lifetime. no way these people in their 30's onwards haven't noticed.
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
99% of strip miners quit right before hitting the massive cave with a kajillion diamonds in it
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❤️🌿Sage🌿❤️ @salviao.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
i have 2 sides: •oh sick •IT'S SO PRETTYYYYYYY OH MY GODDDD AAHHHHEHEHWUWJJEBWIDJENODJENDJSO2BOE
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