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Jason D. Salvagni

@salvagni.org
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Co-founder LabEight Ventures. Founding Partner @AugustaFund. Hokie. Daje Roma. Guardian of Nala & Moose. Immersed in water. Moving through with @courts112. (he/him)

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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 07/10/2026
h/t to @slack2thefuture.bsky.social for letting me know you can delete the "customer personalization" data in your Amazon account and enter anything you want. Like this.
Fucking with Amazon "customer personalization"
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 06/10/2026
How can you not admire @kenjennings.bsky.social's work on Jeopardy when he gets both Cookie Monster AND the Slut Gnomes on the show. I mean, c'mon, top shelf.
Cookie Monster
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 05/10/2026
SunDog(s)
Black puppy in the sunshine Golden Retriever laying in the sunshine
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 05/10/2026
"HealthTech" regulations probably, but you're ofc absolutely correct that if it's prescription there is a human with a medical license responsible presumably. Also, now you can get an "AI summary" of your articles on AI HealthTech. So many malpractice cases and HIPAA violations coming...
Some bullshit Gemini AI nonsense
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 03/10/2026
Fuck you so so much to the armed occupying National Guard Collaborator cowards "patrolling" Union Market, mixing with families with small children, roaming around like criminal gangs just trying to normalize fascism in our nation's Capital. !! ORDER NOW AND GET A BONUS, NOW WITH EXTRA FBI !!
Armed occupying National Guard cowards+ 1 FBI agent
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 02/10/2026
Had a bang-up Friday afternoon but man my body wasn't ready for 90° again in DC (and considerably hotter on the pitch) so I'm ready for bed. Like now.
Bike leaning against a signpost for the Anacostia River Trail, Anacostia River in the BG Fields at RFK, soccer ball, leg
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 02/10/2026
It will take cigarette-level destruction for any meaningful changes to gambling and gambling advertising in this country. 

Like, hundreds of thousands of bankruptcies, money laundering crimes, minors gambling, suicides, for anything to change.
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 01/10/2026
Sometimes in the morning I get this eerie feeling that someone's creepin on me thru our bedroom window...
Squirrel, upside down, creepin on me while I sleep
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 30/09/2026
On my soccer nights, my wife makes me a smoothie and pops it in the freezer because she knows she'll be asleep before I get home, and honestly fam I'm not sure how I got so lucky.
Soccer Smoothie
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 30/09/2026
What's up, King
Street art at Union Market in Washington DC - a T-Rex in the style of Basquiat, including crown
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 29/09/2026
Little pup loves his blanky, unfortunately little pup also occasionally snacks on his blanky.
Black and white puppy snuggling with his blanket
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 29/09/2026
yo they brought the whole-ass Charmin truck to this Sweden Poland match
Football pitch with acres of TP on it
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 28/09/2026
Anything these stenography outlets print after "trump says" has a very high likelihood of being false. Because trump is a proven pathological liar.

But they'll keep fucking with our freedom with these headlines bc they want clicks. It's clownish and makes reporters and outlets look weak & inept.
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 28/09/2026
It's a tragic sign of the times in which we live when I see a white van with blacked out windows that says "OCC Locating Services" on our street and immediately think it's another ICE-adjacent organization hunting our neighbors to kidnap them, instead of simply a utility crew.
No parking signs and a utility worker on a residential Washington DC street
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 28/09/2026
My pup will sit and watch footy with me for like an hour...not sure how strong he is on strategic breakdowns but man does he love to watch that ball bounce.
Silhouette of a puppy's head watching TV with his ears pricked
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 28/09/2026
"And here's this top secret thingy, and this sensitive thingamajig is over here...feel free to help yourselves to that proprietary tech whatchamacallit on your way out...I'm an adjudicated rapist btw"
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 27/09/2026
The amount of legitimacy the media extends to and trumpets for these absolute fucking ignoramuses acting in complete bad faith is mind boggling.
Some bullshit from Foreign Policy trying to assign logic, strategy, or sanity to the ravings of a sociopath
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 26/09/2026
Always good stuff when you're living in a country that's so far down the road to fascism that the GOP's ignorance in book banning is a Jeopardy! category. Cool cool.
Jeopardy! board with category "Restricted reading in America"
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 25/09/2026
"He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures … For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us"
Armed occupying fascist assclowns "patrolling" quiet residential streets
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 24/09/2026
Hello old friends
2 pairs of warm slippers, cause all of a sudden mornings are cold AF
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 23/09/2026
It's a Squeaky Apple Day at the Salvagni household apparently. If you're a spiritual person, please pray for me.
Black and white puppy chewing on the loudest-ass squeaky toy on the planet
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 22/09/2026
Fuck these armed fascist Collaborators & fuck the assclown who said "thank you for your service." What "service" precisely? Assisting ICE & MPD in kidnapping our neighbors, targeting and chasing Black kids, assaulting a veteran for expressing her 1A rights, laughing while they deface a DC flag?
Armed occupying fascist Collaborators Armed occupying fascist Collaborators
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 22/09/2026
Skeleton talking
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 22/09/2026
Rainy nights seem like Boccherini to me.
Album jacket for Boccherini - La musica notturna delle strade di Madrid
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 22/09/2026
DC folks, the new issue of @streetsensedc.bsky.social is out, keep an eye out for the folks selling them. Pick up a few extras to share with friends and family.
New issue of Street Sense newspaper
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 21/09/2026
Never let fascist assclowns steal your joy. For all who celebrate...
Album jacket for Earth Wind and Fire Eternal Dance
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 21/09/2026
DC folks, went to a birthday brunch at Primrose today, great food, gorgeous little spot, highly recommend.
Outside of a little gastropubInside, beautiful bar
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 20/09/2026
I watched this replay like 115 times after we got home from the game and all I can say I've already said 1,127 times: I really hope at some point MLS & NWSL get their shit together & give their referees, especially VAR, a Come to Jesus moment about how egregious their performance is. Utter trash.
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 19/09/2026
How we watch The Soccers in this house.
Black and white puppy with his little head front and center between humans and teevee
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 19/09/2026
I've been in tech & social impact VC my whole career so please believe me that there are only 3 things a tech company will ever do with your data—sell it, use it to sell you things, or compromise it. 

Folks will @ me w/ "but I found this great small tech company" You may be right. Until you're not.
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 19/09/2026
Brilliant, Gavin, love it. And had y'all seen this one on @bluenoterecords.bsky.social, #Jazzsky?
Branford Marsalis tribute to Coltrane
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 18/09/2026
We lost 2-1 in the last 90 seconds of the Final, but man, what a freaking great crew.
A motley crew of tired sweaty footballers with party hats on for a teammate's B'day
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 17/09/2026
Happy Place™
Black and white puppy sitting weirdly on the steps, his face is wondering why I'm bothering him
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 15/09/2026
Bert the Turtle "duck and cover" instructions from the Cold War (c. 1951)
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 15/09/2026
That's because this segment of the "white working class" is ignorant and racist as fuck, didn't heed our myriad warnings, and only give a shit now because their anger over a $200 tank of gas for their F350 outpaces their bigotry at present.
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 15/09/2026
I'm running for political office on the platform of providing 20lb sledge hammers to my constituents and allowing them to quite literally tear down everything this clownass motherfucker builds.
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 14/09/2026
Trouble
Looking at a stage bathed in orange light, backdrop is a devil dancing with a pretty senorita
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 14/09/2026
Ray LaMontagne at Wolftrap, you say? Ok, let's do Ray LaMontagne at Wolftrap.
A modern cedar-shingle building with the setting sun behind
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 13/09/2026
VAMOS UNITED! 🖤🔴 (Priez pour qu'il ne pleuve pas)
Audi Field
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 12/09/2026
Happy Weekend from me and this little dude
Black and white puppy laying in the grass with some snack-grass hanging out of his little maw
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 11/09/2026
I was supposed to be at 14 Wall St on September 11th & my Dad was supposed to be on the Army side of the Pentagon but both of us got rescheduled, then I was at ground zero on September 12th to work with the Red Cross on cleanup and aid distribution but I'd like to talk about something else today...
Two of my pictures from Ground Zero on September 12th
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 10/09/2026
Our little dude loves the steps. I mean, he LOVES them—sits there for hours looking out the transom window, runs up & down them for exercise, stowes his toys there, plays up & down them. I hope today we can all find something that gives us joy & makes us feel authentic, no matter how unorthodox.
Black and white puppy sitting on the steps
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 10/09/2026
Tai mfing Baribo, baby
MLS Golden Boot leaders
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 10/09/2026
Beautiful night for screaming VAMOS UNITED 🖤🔴
Audi Field
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 09/09/2026
Fuck you, you clownass cowards. You're a disgrace to the uniform and I hope your wives are cheating on you back in Mississippi.
Armed National Guard occupiers and Collaborators from Mississippi Armed National Guard occupiers and Collaborators from Mississippi
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 09/09/2026
Also this, now and always
Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 09/09/2026
Ben Rector at Constitution Hall tonight. Rescheduled to move it from the Kennedy Center. It's our first time here for a show instead of a class trip, tour or something. Great spot, super engaging staff, abs recommend. Also we'll be on a live album and @pbs.org special bc he's w/ National Symphony.
Interior of Constitution Hall concert Hall with orchestra warning up on stage.
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 08/09/2026
Definitely don't love living through the plot of one of my favorite books.
Book jacket for The Jungle by Sinclair
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 07/09/2026
David would like us to know that in addition to drivers constantly being on the small screen of their phones while they drive, the bigscreen TV-sized infotainment screen in cars "is awesome. No it is not dangerous." There is of course zero evidence cited to support this claim. Lol WTAF ok clown
Picture of a new car with a bigscreen TV-sized "infotainment" screen, post reads "I love Bluesky, but the worst part about Bluesky is the subculture of militant Luddism.

Yes, this is awesome. No it is not dangerous."
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 06/09/2026
Y'all wanna come over to my place and watch some of The Soccers on Paramount+? (the company corrupting its way thru a quazrillion dollar "merger" that can't even code software for its actual product) (The plus stands for extra double-plus good)
Error message that you see at least a few times every time you try to watch Paramount Plus Error message that you see at least a few times every time you try to watch Paramount Plus
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