Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026People of color, I need your attention for a second. Explain this guy. 001
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@ninurse.bsky.socialstatic.klipy.comChinese Teacher Molly Says 'You Are Very Hot'ALT: Chinese Teacher Molly Says 'You Are Very Hot' 110
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You know how in The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episodes credits they always tweak their names to be Halloween themed? If Ellie Goulding guest starred on an episode she could be 'Hell'ie 'Ghoul'ding. Anyway, Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. Crazy. 000
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Is Megaman a person wearing a suit like Iron Man or is he like a RoboCop type thing where he's mostly machine and just a taste of human? 200
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026@quirkofart.bsky.social Why couldn't the pasta get into its apartment? gnocchi's 011
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 14/03/2026@quirkofart.bsky.social I thought of more punnage. Don't labia stranger. 010
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 05/02/2026According to the math, this guy would only weigh 2-4 pounds. 000
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 25/12/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=faFd...youtube.comHollywood Undead - Christmas in Hollywood [Lyrics Video]YouTube video by TheExtremeUndead 110
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 13/09/2025What do you call Wesley Snipes in San Francisco... Beyblade 030
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 04/09/2025media.tenor.coma woman is wearing a purple shirt with a skull on it and the word moonshine behind herALT: a woman is wearing a purple shirt with a skull on it and the word moonshine behind her 000
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Fried chicken? Nah. Fried flour with a chicken filling, Yeh. 100
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 26/08/2025No, if my friends did <stupid thing> I wouldn't do it too. I would 100% be the bitch initiating the dumb shit. i don't even care if they do it too, i do it for me. Pfffffff Hoes. 000
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Anyone ever used a vibrator on the highest setting? The high setting always seems like a joke, like the most powerful setting on a water pick, no one uses it, you arent supposed to use it. 000
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 04/07/2025You know when he says he's cumming, so you get ready, and then he's still beating off in your face for like 30 seconds. What the fuck? You get off to me having dry mouth or something? I feel like I'm at the dentist just sitting there with my mouth wide open. 120
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 08/05/2025@quirkofart.bsky.social Look at you having 502 followers. 010
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Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Hey, little thing, let me light your candle 'cause, Mama, I'm so hard to handle now. 000
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Suck it while you record a playthrough video video for YT? I could never. Ok so I lied, I could. 010
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Maybe I DO like getting pissed on by a woman walking around on all fours like a dog. No. Maybe. No definitely not. Yes. 010
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Mine has been a picture of the old man for years, not changing it. 000
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 15/11/2024If my phone will automatically turn i into I, why don't PC's? WHY? WHYYYYYY? 000
Alexa @saltynurse.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Alrighty I'm very over the Liv Morgan push. How many times am I expected to watch matches that don't have clean finishes and stay entertained. If she's going to get carried by Dom and Raquel then just cut her out and make Dom and Raquel a thing. Blonde dead weight fr. 010
