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saltylazarus.bsky.social

@saltylazarus.bsky.social
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Decided to give this a go, something tells me I won't get suspended on here. Masshole to the core, would rather talk hockey and football but Trump fucking blows.. I swear a lot, I like fucking with scammers, you’ve been warned..

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Machine Gun Kelly @koc71.bsky.social · 19h
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 5h
This is fucking funny!!
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 7h
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WHAT PUTIN HAS ON TRUMP
On August 12th, 2025, Alnur Mussayev, the former head of Kazakhstan’s National Security Committee, alleged that Russian President Vladimir Putin possesses a comprehensive kompromat file on Donald J.
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If Joe Biden said it was ok for Iran to take out LA or San Diego Republicans would’ve been screaming bloody murder, opened a dozen investigations, and then burn the White House to the fucking ground. With Trump, crickets….
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess shooting someone on 5th avenue isn't enough for the moron Trump, 5 million people satisfies him now..
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Any Republicans in Southern California ready to sacrifice themselves in the name of oil and freedom??
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Captain Willie @cptnwillie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Republican Senators on the Senate Judiciary Committee went into their hearing today planning to destroy Jack Smith. But instead Jack Smith with an assist from Amy Klobucher destroyed Eric Schmitt.” -Lawrence O’DONNELL 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you painted an overpass like this in Massachusetts it would probably crumble to bits of concrete..
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ll never grow tired of watching republicans make fools of themselves.
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mmmm, the smell of sautéed garlic…
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve been working at the airport in Boston for over 30 years, the first two pics are JAL’s (Japan Airlines) warehouse. Normally the warehouse is full, it’s been like this for months. The other 2 is where WFS services probably a dozen airlines Lufthansa,Korean Air, etc. Usually freight is stacked 3-4
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And next up on the Wheel of Misfortune!!
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thanks to this moron the greatest country in the history of mankind is now nothing but a memory. Even if the Dems win the midterms he’s dug a hole we can never get out of..
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Making the rounds today, luckily no ball game today or i’d be here forever..
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not a very nice day on the Cape Cod today, back to the mainland for me.. I have to go to Freeman Decorating in Avon, my blood should be boiling shortly after my arrival.
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Savagery
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love Providence RI, weed, porno shops, and liquor stores on every block. Some of the clubs here are ahhh. a little seedy… My kinda city!!
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The President of the United States is getting made a fool of by Iran. They own the orange buffoon. Natalie’s panties are in a bunch and Trump should start rage tweeting any time now..
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Both tunnels jammed, how nice.. At least i’m getting paid..
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2pVc0 (Tu-Pah-Ko) @tu-pah-ko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mitch McConnell’s wife is a pretty good example of how fraud happens in Social Security benefits being paid
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trump is the big mouth at the bar everyone loves to laugh at, but under no circumstances do they want him as president..
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Captain Willie @cptnwillie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I want to remind everyone that the Republicans are going to try to lie-cheat & steal their way to win this November 3rd-They will try to hijack ballots on election day-BUT When That Proves to not be enough-They will probably try to NOT SEAT the NEWLY ELECTED 120th CONGRESS! And We Must Stop Them!💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Truly exceptional talent walking the streets of downtown Boston this fine morning..
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Chris Pratt (Andy Dwyer) - Excuse Me, Really?
ALT: Chris Pratt (Andy Dwyer) - Excuse Me, Really?
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As someone who’s been a NE Patriots fan since the mid 70’s I can speak from my heart when I say bet the fucking house on the Seattle Seahawks tonight..
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Laugh Mock
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🍁Capt.John E. Rock @johnerock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I Biden said he was rescued at ground zero on 9/11 Republicans would’ve lost their shit, opened a dozen investigations, and burned the White House to the fucking ground. Our fearless leader Trump gets away with brazenly lying about it. The United States of America is now a third world country..
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Leah-Bug @leah-bug.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Machine Gun Kelly @koc71.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trump is like (is) a junky, they lie so much that they really believe their own lies then get indignant when called out for them. Trump says he was pulled from the wreckage of ground zero at WTC on 9/11 in NYC, the only part that’s true is he was in NYC on 9/11.
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Captain Willie @cptnwillie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yes! This!
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
At my last job if my boss asked me to work on a holiday like today I’d say start asking guy’s at the bottom of the list and when you get to my name start at the bottom of the list again. This job, no problem boss!! I’ll be done by 8am..
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Purple fairy Sprite @spritepurplefairy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Had to buy a new screen door for my sliding doors downstairs, last time I bought one was probably 7-8 years ago. The cost then $35, the cost now $95 for the cheapest one.. Soo much winning..
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Violent Tantrum on Stairs
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The view me and Ms Salty had in Ogunquit Maine this past Saturday night. I leave the rest to your imagination.. I love Maine…
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hanging out in Rhode Island this afternoon, where is everyone??
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Do Trump’s paladins realize how fucking stupid they sound when asked questions and they start babbling about the Biden administration??
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Captain Willie @cptnwillie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is not our experience. We have a Medicare Advantage plan with great prescription & vision coverage. The Co-pays are low & even zero for some services. We use Kaiser Permanente as our provider. I had a heart procedure two years ago & my out of pocket expenses were $250.
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Words to live by…
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No doubt the pedophile Trump filled his depends when he heard that Obama was named most admired President in American history. Hopefully Natalie had plenty of wipes..
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Laugh Mock
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Captain Willie @cptnwillie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trump shows us again how little he knows about the economy. He loses his cool with the Canadian negotiations & slaps the American Public with a 50% tariff! He hears about the cost of beef so he initiates his second BBB Debacle (beautiful beef buy) that will cripple cattle ranchers!SMFH & WTF!💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
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Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Lynn Ma, my favorite city of all time. I’ve made a ton of money here and had the best times back in the day..
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2pVc0 (Tu-Pah-Ko) @tu-pah-ko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reflecting pool is now The DJT Pedophile Porn Pool and Massage parlor
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We should rename Lake Ontario, Lake Fucking Moron in honor of our fearless leader..
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Epstein files could be released on a billboard in every city and town in the fucking world and Trump would deny it, call it a democratic hoax and eat five Big Macs for lunch.
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If Trump was innocent as he claims, he’d be selling the Epstein files as an addendum to his bible..
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Democrats sent Trumpna 17 page letter outlining whatever. Trump turns around and wipes his ass with it and babbles about nonexistent polls that claim he’s the best President ever.
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Mark Wahlberg Shakes Head in Disbelief
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Only our Moron in Chief could ruin the relationship we had with the most friendly people on earth..
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If you’re a billionaire and you’re stupid enough to get wrung up on charges of soliciting sexual favors from an undercover cop, you’re a fucking moron or you own the San Francisco 49ers..🤣🤣
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saltylazarus.bsky.social @saltylazarus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My Mom visited me in my dreams last night, it only took 5 minutes before we were arguing about which way the wind was blowing. Just like when she was alive..😂😂😬😔
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2pVc0 (Tu-Pah-Ko) @tu-pah-ko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The best way to prepare kale is to carefully open the package and being sure not to it let it touch you pour it directly into the waste receptacle.
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