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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
*he's a jolly good fellow
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
In 2026 are we going to learn they were shooting two electrons this whole time and are we even ready for that??
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
gonna tell my kids this was Ken and Ryu
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Canadian TV (positive)
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
that feeling when you realize your musical instrument has more sequels built into it than you'll ever see in your lifetime
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
"James Gunn loves music", okay sure I guess that's one way to describe what James Gunn does to music.
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I turned if off early, because I was feeling anxious, but the first part of The Roses (2025) was really really nice. So much care in the actors' faces. Touching.
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
From the inside, a lot of great architecture means a bunch of dumb little closets and nooks.
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
cutting onions: really it's nice, so much of my eye-based activity now is screens
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Reed Richards sneaking onto the teleportation machine, outsmarting NASA, he thinks: "got my lucky rubber band as always. Never let me down before, Rubby."
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
excuse me? what?
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
"i love himb. head perfect size." and I couldn't be more lucky
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
imagine your crush tells you they're coming along on the revenge/justice ride you want, and you have to share a horse. Just imagine.
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
oh the music you listen to is called Garage House?? sure good one, buddy
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The Beekeeper (2024) asks the question what if John Wick was a beekeeper and also a cop. I don't like it.
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Columbo anti-Bechdel Test
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Feynman was the Columbo villian of mathematics
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
For sale: really small shoes, way too small. Maybe decorative?
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Changed the major 6th scale degree in the root minor on my pedal steel to a minor 7th, and I can't believe how many years it took me to figure that out.
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"Experience the boundaries of musical expression." Really? More borders? ffs
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
not me
The Office meme: coporate needs you to find the difference between two pictures: one says "squid game" the other says "windchill"
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
legend tells us there was a time when floppy disks changed, they got less floppy, but we all just went with it.
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Anyone help? Looking for movie recommendations: main character is mad at her Mom and also doesn't believe in ghosts (at first)
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
fuck Raffi paid such respect to the songs he sang
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
My partner's most endearing cooking superstition is that most foods ready to prepare in the microwave cannot also be prepared on a stove. god I love her.
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
ACAB includes Inspector Gadget 2 (2003)
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
best Randy Newman voice: weeeeezyanna weeeeezyyanna
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Sometimes in the fizzy, sometimes in the glizzy.
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
Dead Dad Club, 10 years
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
Sometimes in the itsy, sometimes in the bitsy
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
Got an advance copy of the eclipse. It's so good! Everyone should see it!!
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saltwaterjoys @saltwaterjoys.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
Swiss is the IPA of cheeses?
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