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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt

@saltqween.bsky.social
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99% Hermit 1% Rage Poster Twitter Refugee, Dirty Reylo, Snark Aficionado, Collector of Stompy Boots, Cheeky Bastard, Egregious Capitalizer. Save Ster Werms by finding Ben Solo and renewing The Acolyte

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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I got my Bigfoot quilt back from my friend with the long arm, and it looks great! The cats all heartily approve lol
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Apparently I have a few Samuel L. Jackson memes
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Pretty sure we all know who the motherfuckers are #TheHuntForBenSolo
A drawing with the header “What to cut with these knives?” Shows an assortment of eleven specialized kitchen knives, with a purple lightsaber at the bottom captioned ‘motherfuckers’
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Official portrait of #TheHuntForBenSolo CEO
Adam Driver smirking knowingly in front of a burning house.
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
This one is his favorite
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I guess that Titanic set is going to wait a little longer! Lego has taken over here and I am out of places to put it 🙄
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Bush cat is happy
A brown tabby cat happily resting in a bushy climbing hydrangea, smooshing strategic stems to hollow out his annual hiding cave.
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
The crime The criminal
Ginormous pile of cat toys pulled out of the large cat toy bowl and strewn haphazardly on the floorPeacefully sleeping unrepentant black cat, the alleged criminal and repeat offender, on owner’s (servant’s?) lap. The crime scene a maligned horror in the background.
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Ahh, a spring fire and a fresh story from AO3 Perfect night 💗
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Cutest temporary obstacle ever!
Image is a screenshot of the Roomba app obstacle review highlighting a fluffy orange cat under the dining room table who did NOT move when confronted by BB-Ain’t and it’s annoying loudness.
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Heard of a lap cat? Well, Lucky is more of a sternum cat.
A grumpy looking black cat obscures his pet humans face by laying right under her chin and on her sternum.
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Amazing poster by @martharichart.bsky.social
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
For anyone who may need a mental health support cat, may I present— Spaz, the worlds lousiest sewing assistant #caturday
Derpy tuxedo cat laying on my plaid flannel sewing project as I attempt to work on it.Unrepentant tuxedo cat shamelessly shedding all over my plaid sewing project.
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
In the Year of Our Lord 2025, JD Vance’s couch has been discovered.
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Slow declines are hard to judge when you see them every day. My Ester got VERY thin near the end, but was not in any pain and unbearably happy. But I saw her every day, and thin became the new normal. Looking back at her now, I am horrified I let her get so skinny.
Super cute old lady cat at the clinic with an IV and a cone of shame.
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
5- Not sure how fun this fact is, but I will only ever drive Volvo cars until the day I die because some old codger pulled out in front of me in a Suburban and i t-boned him at 40 mph. I walked away with a totaled car (sob) and a teeny abrasion from the seatbelt. Pic is the pretty side, FYI
Smooshed Volvo C30 hatchback in the middle of the road from the passenger side. I was especially sad it was totaled because I loved that car, and I bought it the last year they made that model in the US. Ended up in a (blek) S60 sedan as her replacement.
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Oh I love these things! Disclaimer: The likelihood of my answers being timely is pretty much zero. But they will appear eventually!
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Welp, I guess snow season has arrived 🫤 You can’t tell from the picture, but that shit is flying sideways
Close up of pond and garden getting snowed upon. Does not reflect the sideways nature of the precipitation.
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Holy shit, they are here. I blocked almost instantly, but…
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Out and about adulting, but at least here I won’t get banned for posting my yummy lunch! (FU Egon!)
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Deep in the caffeination hour. I promise I will be human soon.
Japanese style drawing of a coffee carafe. The coffee itself is in the style of The Great Wave
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
My dearly departed Andy-Pandy, The crankiest queen in all the kingdom. That magnetic cat flap did not work out the way either of us thought it would!
Old lady calico cat with an empty can of cat food hanging from her magnetic cat flap collar. I nearly dropped dead from the glare she sent my way.
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Huh, the black cat pics I carefully curated seem to be a tad blacker than expected :/
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
The many black cats of the Salty household: Lucky, small but mighty Cagney, the pesty scruff-meister Spaz, the whiny chickenshit And last but not least… Toothless, earnestly energetic
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
*koff koff* Confirming my ReylOld status :/ introduce yourself with one book 📚 one movie 🎥 one album 💿 one tv show 📺
Christopher Moore’s Lamb—The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal The Piano directed by Jane CampionSubstance 1987
New OrderLeslye Headland’s The Acolyte
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I don’t know an out you guys, but god knows I could use some cat pictures. Cute cat pictures always make things a bit better!
Adam Savage, the tabby cat, in a bagRufus, the fluffy orange cat, in a felted orange cat caveAdam Savage and his brother Spaz, spooning in a chairCagney, the scruffy tuxedo cat, brazenly lounging and displaying his bits
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Look who I found at the local Goodwill! Our baby boy is going to join Fifi on my wall of honor, once I figure out the best way to hang him.
Goodwill find of the century, a $3 Kylo Ren vocalizer mask. Bonus skull jar full of cat treats behind him. Fifi, my ‘taxidermy’ T-rex, proudly hanging on my living room wall.
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Moo Deng, the tiny hippo, doing the Edward Munch scream.
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Yennifer, Queen o’ Salt @saltqween.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I guess this is where I rage post now. FU Elon, FU Mango Mussolini.
Moo Deng screaming into the void
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