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Chris

@saltiresatire78.bsky.social
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Celtic, Oasis, Video Games, Film, Nonsense, Scottish

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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ive kept this unopened since getting it from my daughter for my birthday in July cause I wanted to build it in the dark winter months. Think I’ll start now as the dark days have arrived early, cheers Celtic.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Did Scales win a chance to be footballer raffle?
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sterling could play with slippers on and Celtic still couldn’t beat him, woeful.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you get beat by your rivals it’s always a boot right in the stones, but this is so fucking much worse.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dont bring Tounekti on, please.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Scales taking an age to pass.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nygren shaking his head whilst going off, maybe contribute to the game.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They fuckers could score when they want.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Long hopeful balls isn’t working ffs.
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Andy Muirhead @andymuirhd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Duran caused Fernandez issues whenever he went up against him. So what do Celtic do at half time? Move Duran away down the right instead.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Our pressing is woeful.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Same old, same old.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A lot is pissng me off, number one is not putting any pressure on Fernandez.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fucking Trusty switches off.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thats better.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mon words should be run at that prick Fernandez.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fernandez will get sent off.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tidy finish thou.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Scrolling down seeing all the Celtic line-up chat, in the words of the young team, we are cooked.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Any chance that Celtic have paid some cunt with a EBT?
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Of course Arzani would score.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can it get any worse?
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Mick McCarthy on Blackpool FC: "IT CAN"
ALT: Mick McCarthy on Blackpool FC: "IT CAN"
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s that fucking bad Im asking the missus what the craic is with Corrie.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And again….
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Baurrrrrrrr
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Surprise Surprise Cilla Black
ALT: Surprise Surprise Cilla Black
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
James Forrest will be starting for Celtic in Europe in 2030, mark my words.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
At least the bank account is swimming in monies, right.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nobody can deny that a result like this was coming, utterly fucking shite.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Shite Dammit
ALT: Shite Dammit
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Weak as fucking piss
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tounetki needs to play the game of his Celtic career today.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
6 out of 6.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The bastards have scored in the 91st min.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
At last….
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Baurs corners are like Engels.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A half fit Jota is better than a full fit Tounekti.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thank fuck.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The oracle has spoken.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hes fucking honking l😂😂😂
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Got away with that there.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Big Shim to score the third.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dont fuck about in your own box.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Yangster
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Set piece coach must’ve turned up at half-time.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dare I say feet on necks.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cracking header to be fair.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When will the Scales at left back just fucking stop? He has all the mobility of a one legged giraffe.
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Durannnnn
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Chris @saltiresatire78.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Scales ya fanny
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